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Mulan saves all of China and gets offered a spot on the Emperor's council. Po saves all of China and gets to keep eating dumplings. I know which one would make me truly happy, sorry Disney.

Moana sails across the ocean to find herself. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas sails across the ocean to outrun a goddess of chaos. One of these is a vacation, the other is a career. Dreamworks wins.

Why are we even comparing The Lion King to Madagascar? One’s a slow “circle of life” lecture, the other has the Lion Character serving charisma, dance moves, and a full identity crisis. Another Darth Vader performance from James Earl Jones, Ben Stiller brought RANGE. DreamWorks wins this easily.

Who did it better? Flushed Away, or the Great Mouse Detective? They both feature rodents in London, but Hugh Jackman gave a performance for the ages as Roddy St. James! Barrie Ingham playing Basil of Baker St? More like Barely English! It's gotta go to Dreamworks here!

And another thing! How did they get away with naming their movie "Raya and the Last Dragon" when we already have "How to Train Your Dragon"? It's even the same number of letters!