time to * SPOIL the holidays.

adult contemporary

Be nice first, because you can be mean later. Be nice, be nice, until the right moment comes; then destroy them.

i need the fan on, window open, one leg out from under the blanket, and the heater blasting before i can sleep❗️

ive never been so called out for the correct reasons in such a way before! you may feel objectified, but here i am- candle light highlighting my beautiful figure from behind, being * CLOCKED❗️ my jaw has fallen, to the floor, with shock and awe. get on those knees and grab it, wontcha? for a lady. 🫶

// SHE DOES. i love

i am immediately interested in you because you mentioned a niche puppet i also am aware of❗️may we get wed in spring on a beach with the smell of * SALT and hard alcohol in the air! 💅 i care about the money, not the * motion of the ocean. so to say. you know the saying, i assume.

// i think its. so funny for people who dont know butt witch voice to suddenly hear it and be taken aback by how. wonderfUL she is.

if youre broke say so…

// she really just wanted to be THE boss

and now i wink, * blow a kiss, and ask for your credit card for a girls day out❗️

batting my evil little lashes and tossing my evildoer haircut over my menacing shoulders. die.

// PLEASE i love the butt. witch. i love her please her name is so funny im so mature about it

// it IS the butt witch. you are correct. 🫵

// the butt witch…

hahaha❗️alas, good looks * DO in fact come with the confidence that appears mental to those suffering with low self esteem. have no fear my friend, you have appeal. to who, i bet many! tons of * GROWN freaks around here.

isssss my ratio so far gone it can not be fixed. this is. sad news for the girls.

im drenched in sin.

i dont actually record myself, i just stand in a dark room with lemon candles lit to illuminate me from the back, so my beautiful body is highlighted in the mirror for my own eyes to witness. i imagine i could get thousands of appreciating views though❗️🫶

* FAKE love is overrated, find a man to kiss your feet and call you miss ma’am.

is this some sort of trick question? what do you take me for, a simpleton who does not abuse the physics of ones own body to appreciate in their own mirror?

Rage won't save me but it will make me the only thing left.

religiously practicing tiktok dance trends in the full length body mirror until i get * SICK of it❗️

// giggle. i need to update the account

inside every girl. is a desire to dominate the weak.

generational anxiety. 🫵

checking for dirt under my nails before engaging in delightful gossip over looks and personality!

we support villainous individuals who can provide me with eggs and bacon in bed after a long night of wine and binge watching grown up shows!

three month break, done! time to plan my next vacation.

it strikes the women when their time is right. no use trying to catch it before it happens. you should have seen my collection. clutches. cross-bodies. far as the eyes could see. in the span of my closet, of course.

when a women reaches a certain age she just suddenly collects and collects purses, they become her prized possessions. her babies. its an unspoken stage of life. ✨

theres many different shapes and sizes of purses, you just have not been introduced to someone willing to show off their motherly haul.

have you considered a designer purse bought with someone elses money.

excuse me as i use you as a foot rest and file my nails, i had a long and hard day of girlbossing.

i hope you truly do not only suffer from a breakout but get one on the most important day of your life.

ha ha ha, you fool, to date me you must defeat my three teenage phases! emo, scene, and pastel!

thank you all to my loyal fans. i have no emotion ties to you and yet i feed off your silent validation like a leech after starving for three months!

why yes, i am in the market for a new ‘yes-man’ to make me feel good about myself and push back my cuticles.

the gal pals sure know how to make the feathers fly, dont they. ha ha ha, wait til they feel the hidden brick (literally) of hard adult life hit them again! no time for dilly-dallying when the world is aging around us.

well, my perfectly baited interaction, i see you lack fun and enjoyment. much is the life of those after growing up. just the type of mundane existence we need around here. boring and predictable. keep it up. 👍

got a buzz-kill over here.

angel this. demon that. have you considered a tasteful pillow fight with the fellow girls after a tough work trip.

back to our regularly scheduled program of adult activities. taxes. have we been keeping up. i trust no, as we evade on this island. ✨

// oo oo no sorry i have boundaries with certain writers. nothing personal just my own comfort. 🫶

yes, yes. i have arrived in dutiful fashion, femininity overwhelming to everyone around me- specifically within a ten mile radius. every direction. i suggest taking notes while cowering at my feet. ✨

𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 are not meant to — 𝙁 𝙄 𝙂 𝙃 𝙏 _ 𝘿 𝙄 𝙍 𝙏 𝙔 Never look a day past 30 „ „ It is just so deliciously delightful to be back!

„ 𝐍ot gonna bend over and curtsy — for you 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜?