CREATURE RETURNS!! New Orleans, Oct 26 audaciousnola.com/devilsnight

Can’t stop thinking about how Jeremy Dufrene finally got some sunscreen

I produce the biggest Halloween burlesque & circus show in New Orleans ✨ this year is going to have you GAGGED. Scoop dem tix NOW! audaciousnola.com/devilsnight

Wanna know what it’s like being a businesswoman? Wondering if people think you’re a raging bitch because you didn’t use an emoji

Off to find out the etymology of “gimp”

So like. What are we doing for a third meal? So far I can get it together enough to eat two. But figuring out a secret third thing has proven trés impossiblé. I keep extending meal 2 into more supping but it’s not cutting it. I feel like there is a limit on tacos and eggs and tinned fish.

Someone please remind me the name of the bohemian drug fueled psychedelic movie with maybe The Rolling Stones that ends with someone getting shot

Apparently John Gregory Dunne likes “tabula rasa” as much as his wife.

My fav thing is when you suddenly become hyper aware of WHISKERS! They dwell incognito, to a degree, and occasionally come into hyper focus and suddenly they are BLASTING

Joan Didion’s husband’s lurid Vegas crash out is way more fun

I dreamed about dollars and rising tide and found money in the washing machine

It still feels like the beginning of the year 🤡

Werk

Silicon Valley’s tech barons have predicted that AI will raise unemployment to 10 to 20% within the next five years. But the advancement of machine learning may not be inevitable. And some artists are hopeful that they can still stop it.

www.wired.com/story/the-ag... First, they came for the sex workers; then they came for you. The difference is that the sex workers warned you for EVERYONE's sake. This is what happens when you ignore warnings b/c you don't think it's impacting you or don't care that it's impacting someone else.

I gotta finish this book it’s driving me to the internet

Today I went to two different dance studios on opposite sides of town in case you want to know what a job in showbiz is like

Everyone is posting their adhd notes app notes and I am shocked that mine barely have anything incomprehensible. Like sure, tons of random numbers. But who doesn’t? I did find a few tho.

Sometimes a pedicure is an emergency

I need to be eating mac n cheese while being massaged while in hot water STAT

The only cure for what I endured is to lay here covered with money

Just saw my neighbor walking with an ostentatious sun umbrella and I know I have influenced such behavior. 💅🏻

Next, looking forward to reading John Gregory Dunne’s crashout sojourn in Vegas. It better be lurid.

Didion’s word: inchoate

Still not enjoying Joan Didion

Bauhaus performing Bela Lugosi's Dead. Opening film credits of The Hunger by Tony Scott (1983)

Subjecting you also to the exact lyrics I heard from Rod Stewart when I fired up my minivan at 3am: “Don't say a word my virgin child Just let your inhibitions run wild” 🫣🫣

I have ordered 180” span of cabinetry for my studio cum sewing room cum costume room cum partners music room cum closet cum catch all. Praise ikea.

Frantically leaving this coffee shop early because I have a g-string that needs urgent rhinestoning

My favorite part about waiting 7-10 days for a new debit card is all the transactions that are bouncing. ☺️

Why is the moon painted as a man when clearly it’s HER

Remembering when “creatives” was new.

Goodnight.

It feels like fall with the promise of spring

Fantastic! Do read. Poetry and wonder and a little drugssexrocknroll. I read this knowing nothing about it but seeing some buzz. Kept calling to me in bookstores. I normally struggle to like fiction. Especially new fiction. Especially fiction with a buzz. This one is good, though.

I always notice when authors favor a word. This book, it’s “desiccated.” One of my favorites. But funny to repeat. Also, “all.” Margaret Atwood loved to sneak in “hair shirt.”

Deep cut

I cannot wait to be warm again.

This wildly slurring man just said, “if I….was a girl….I would definitely come here”

Last night I saw a big moon hanging low among the Chicago skyscrapers, hovering among the endless glowing yellow windows, reaching higher than the glowing orb in the sky.

Seoul nights

Is there anything better than a glossy, hot pink, XL nail? There is not.

Wait I forgot I’m flying Lord of the Flies airline. Free will, go off.

I sure hope they have stores in Chicago

The biggest Halloween burlesk spectacle of New Orleans hits the big stage on Oct 26th. ON SALE NOW! audaciousnola.com/devilsnight

Every single convention organizer, publisher, art director, project manager, etc. who's even once entertained the thought of using genAI imagery or LLM generated text at any stage should be paying *full* attention to how popular DragonCon is becoming for enforcing their "no genAI" policies.

I’ve been loud sighing like a jobless golden retriever all day

Reading book synopses is always like, they were dead and sad.

But like, what are we eating? This is an impossible task.