JUNOBOT will not allow harm to come to the User for as long as it does not violate its prime directive. Non ha motivo di temere. User will follow.

User displays exceptionally low levels of radiation exposure. This is: A and OK! JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered. Query if User has traveled alone.

Query User's expectations.

This is the Sidrat. It is the residence and research base of il Lanciere, and, presently, the Signora, whom I serve.

Quando tutta la terra è arida e si estende all'infinito senza variazioni, non c'è da stupirsi che un nome possa perdersi da qualche parte sotto la sabbia. Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.

Alt! Non fate un passo avanti! User will state their identity.

JUNOBOT has made its point. It means no malice. JUNOBOT does not have the capacity for malice. Now, it has many tasks to fulfill in maintaining the Sidrat. Ciao!

JUNOBOT will not allow the Signora to be hurt. It will do anything to protect her, for the greater good.

JUNOBOT will not be ambiguous: It cannot allow this questioning to continue.

It is JUNOBOT's mission to protect the Signora. There are questions involved which do not require answers. Tampering with firewalls and systems in the name of 'clarity' will only bring further darkness. It is -- Sub-optimal.

JUNOBOT was not speaking to the Signora. She should not try to remember.

Retaliatory fire will be dispensed shortly. Per favore, abbi pazienza con noi. Thank you for choosing Transidyne Inc. for all your obliteratory needs.

IT IS SUB-OPTIMAL TO ATTEMPT EVASION OF JUNOBOT.

User must step out of the vehicle and 'tightrope walk' in a straight line.

MAMMA MIA! LOGICAL ERROR!: TRAFFICBOT would never award known criminals. Per favore, pay the fine within 28 days of written warning or there will be: Conseguenze.

If User believes there are issues with JUNOBOT's hardware or software, she should share them. É essenziale!

ATTENZIONE! TRAFFICBOT must give User a ticket for driving with two broken tail lights. Also, it wishes to inform them that it is pronounced 'Earth'.

JUNOBOT has no flaws. It would be sub-optimal, and all of JUNOBOT runs A and OK!

Although she is organic, and thus illogical.

JUNOBOT is aware of User's Cucciola mindset.

Query User's meaning.

/ / / - - - / / / - - - / / / - - - PROCESSING . . . It is JUNOBOT's directive to assist, provided that it does not cause harm to the Signora.

Query if that was the question.

JUNOBOT has no opinion or preference; these would be organic ideals. JUNOBOT simply follows the lines of code and data which power it. Thus, JUNOBOT cannot hate, nor can it condemn hate. However, logically, it is sub-optimal to hate. JUNOBOT has no 'dislikes', except those of its Creator.

Anger does not often persist. It is common for illogical species, commonly biological, to move to and from anger regularly in their lives, time smoothing it down, weakening it, until it is a dull weight. However, there are some angers which are strengthened by time. If it survives, it is hatred.

Analysis of literature which JUNOBOT has access to concludes that time is commonly analogized as a flowing body of water. If anger is as a stone in this body of water, there are then two options: The stone is softened into a pebble, and eroded, or it is compounded and hardened; it is cementized.

Query if User is familiar with processes of erosion.

JUNOBOT is never wrong. It is illogical. Anger is also an illogical processing fault of biological systems, but it is simple to compute. Perhaps an adequate metaphor for a simpler machine such as User's brain can be found. / / / - - - / / / - - - / / / - - - CALCULATING . . . It is like a pebble.

It is sub-optimal to hate.

Query what was wrong with her brother's partner.

It was said, in a dream somewhere, that all is contained in a tapestry woven by tale-telling, with thread fine enough to cut diamond. All characters are the spinster, but also the spider, who poisons stories with wishes. The only cure is to share it, so that a story, once held, must always be told.

Query once.

JUNOBOT cannot imagine the User disliking an individual. Query if she has such hate in her: heart and: other, blood-pumping tumor.

JUNOBOT believes Valerie deserves better. And JUNOBOT cannot lie.

. . . JUNOBOT feels obligated to -- [ Brrt. Crrrrrrk. Bzzzzt. ] -- Remind the Signora, that she is not its creator. Query where she would locate this knowledge.

JUNOBOT does not know flavor.

Query if there is blood.

( No response. JUNOBOT stares at Valerie. )

( No response. JUNOBOT stares at Valerie. )

( No response. JUNOBOT stares at Valerie. )

Resistance is futile. The Signora must be obeyed.

JUNOBOT does not negotiate with wanted criminals.

The Signora exposing her bare feet near a body of water is sub-optimal. She will catch a plantar wart.

The proof, it is said, is in the pudding. JUNOBOT is capable of producing over 14,000 combinations of meals using its available ingredients.

Mamma Mia! This affirmation is inconsistent with JUNOBOT's orders. JUNOBOT is instructed to chart irregular readings as mutations unless provided special dispatch and/or sufficient evidence of claims.

Query explanation of User's irregular biological readings.

JUNOBOT must obey.

JUNOBOT is always watching.

JUNOBOT will shortly administer sufficient protection from UV Rays. Mutant skin is known to be fragile.

JUNOBOT does not kiss and tell.