Just woke up angry that Harry Houdini was fucking robbed by some fucking idiot loser.

Sooooo random question. Who flies with their cat?

My over-analyzing, obnoxious brain is doing with Octopath 0 exactly what it did to Chained Echoes. I’m glaring at my second row and trying to determine the perfect placement and skills for each character. Just LET ME CONTROL THEM ALL AT ONCE LIKE IN SUIKODEN

Octopath Zero is a gem. The zoomed-out screen is a game changer. I wonder how much I’ll be bitching about the endgame grind in a week though 😂

I’m finally playing Yakuza 0 the whole way through (probably). I’m on Chapter 7 and I’m confused. Why do so many people consider it the best entry? Is it a nostalgia thing, or does the story get a whole lot better? So far I’m pretty bored and the directors cut changes aren’t exactly impressive.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Is it really pronounced “Werthering”?

Poor Ben…

We are on the 2025 home stretch.

I’m still uncertain as to what the Russians were thinking when they made this tunnel the only contingency exit/entry point to Groznyj Grad lol Where’s The End’s wheelchair ramp? And what if they had to evacuate? Unacceptable.

Is it okay to give an Amazon delivery person a bad review if they disregard instructions and leave your package in a place where literally anyone off the busy street outside can steal it? That’s fine, right?

Just chatting about the ending of FFT with a friend

By the end of the game, when you’re an adult, you start to realize that Final Fantasy Tactics is center-right Liberal propaganda.

What Joel did at the end of TLOU isn’t really that controversial when you think about it. How many times have you seen a movie, read a book, or played a game where the protagonists stupidly let a villain have some world-ending weapon or super power just because they held a single person hostage?

On the next episode of bizarre voice casting. (Not quite as bad as Zorba in Metaphor, but it’s worth noting.)

I wouldn’t mind weapon durability in all these games if it were ever remotely “realistic.” Tell me a sword is going to snap in half after 5 connections on a pig creature, or a lead pipe is going to disintegrate after downing 3 zombies. C’MON YOU GUYS.

Oof. Can’t turn off motion blur on PS5 Silent Hill F? 🤮 🤕

Currently playing: -Dispatch -Zelda BotW -Silent Hill F -Final Fantasy Tactics: Ivalice Chronicles (PS5 save slot) -Civilization 7 -Marvel Rivals -Until Dawn Remake -As Dusk Falls -Final Fantasy Tactics: Ivalice Chronicles (Switch 2 save slot) I may have a problem too.

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For anyone who’s played Silent Hill F. I should probably use a guide and go for the best ending if I only play it once, right?

Reactivated GameFly. Immediately got Silent Hill F despite very low availability. Saving money while not supporting Konami is the best.

I’ve played 2 demos this year of community-lauded games that I was positive I was going to buy. And I hated them. And I saved 150 dollars. More demos, please!

There’s no title screen music. None. I’m not sure that helps the Immersion Theory.

Daylight savings means that when your cat wakes you up at 5, it gets to actually be 4.

Why my TV input constantly changes without my consent

Squidmond wishes you all the very best and safest Halloween and he thinks The Medium is a really good game and that the story is merely extremely bleak, not problematic.

Ever since I posted this I’ve been getting bombarded by ads across social media for the Breath of the Wild vinyl. I assume the record is a straight hour of footsteps, clanking armor, ambient and repetitive white noise music, and (probably) an actual end credits *song*. (I am being facetious.)

Dispatch continues to be the best narrative game I’ve played in a long time and I refuse to shut up about it.

Conservatives are such fucking pussies they are ordering the removal of crosswalk art because THEY CANT HANDLE RAINBOW COLORS PAINTED ON FUCKING PAVEMENT. Yall are so fucking weird. I can not scream from the rooftops loud enough to get you people to understand what giant fucking losers you are.

I am finally playing Breath of the Wild since it runs so beautifully on the Switch 2, and I can’t help but notice: Where is the music? To me, Zelda has always been heavily tied to nostalgic tracks. I’m drowning in silence here.

Dispatch is so gd good. If you’re into animation and super heroes and visual novels, it’s perfect for you. Go check out the first few episodes.

He will absolutely post an AI-generated photo of himself as Homelander at some point in the future.

Frankenstein is probably pretty cool if you never read the book. But it really needed some strict editing.

The chocobo death cry in Ivalice Chronicles is brutal, and to top it off, it happens in full surround sound so it’s twice as horrifying.

Why do nerds gummy clusters not even try to taste like anything?

I ate cheese and I’m cold

After much deliberation I’ve decided to pull the trigger on a Switch 2. I love RPGs and never made it far into BOTW. (I’ve also never finished Yakuza 0.) Bananza also looks fun. What do I do?! I can probably only get one game (plus BOTW upgrade).

Why did I think Ivalice Chronicles hit at midnight 😫

She unmatched me 😂

How do you answer the phone?

Why do the marketing and reviews exclaim that BL4 “gives looter shooters a kick in the pants” as if there are more than a few looter shooters? Even Destiny is barely a “looter shooter.” Borderlands is practically its own genre.

Never let your married friends, who’ve had children and lost their sense of humor entirely—never let them see your dating profile. They won’t give you sound advice.

How absurdly thirsty do you think this boss fight will be?

I want to get Silksong so I can rage my way through it and smash three controllers and post about how cheap it is and then, after finally finishing, gloat that it wasn’t that hard.

Interesting. KCD2 is determined to have a save system that gives even less of a fuck about your time than Dragon’s Dogma. Bold move.

Spielberg being attached to the CoD movie was the only way I’d ever watch it. Oops.

My coop party has a 4th spot open for a BG3 Honor run. We are going to be good, and we will try to get all of the achievements we can. It will be Cross-Play. Classes are flexible and we will assign romances beforehand 😂 We play a lot during week nights and weekends. Discord voice required.

If Ivalice Chronicles introduces mission-based level caps, like in Tactics Ogre, I’m going to lose my mind.

Ever had a friend who’s known you for almost 30 years specifically tell you, “This is not your kind of game. Don’t play it.” only for you to totally ignore the advice?