Eva Lys is kinda playing Big Babe Tennis™️

Doubles is hard…

“That’s the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard! No wonder you get Ds in everything!”

Remember when Mirra Andreeva won back to back 1000s?

“I have always admired the Chinese people”

I wonder if Carlos and Jannik were like “we can’t keep doing this. One of us has to go to Tokyo”

Blinky wasn't kidding. She really has done the work. This is so impressive. From Red Note.

Emma and Bucsa are HITTING

"R to the Eezy, M to the Yzzy..."

Him, meeting up with his lobster crew, smoking a cigarette: “they almost got me”

T minus 6 weeks before we see video of her being detained by ICE

When you open your tv show with a song by The Walkmen, you earn my undying loyalty. (This is about Black Rabbit)

Does Tylenol owe him money???

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

It’s dry outside but buddy canceled on me…

I can’t be the only person who expected HIM to be bad…

Pains me to say but Caty McNally came back playing a brand of tennis that I do enjoy…

Get her ass outta here, Karo

Misunderstood what I said, asked me “wtf are you talking about” and then blocked me before getting an explanation. Over Taylor Swift… is everyone ok????

There’s nothing wrong with this… she might be the biggest artist in the world. The visibility that that they “pay” everyone else with isn’t worth it to her.

KARO!!!!!!!

Saw Coco and Vekic doing the same thing in Beijing with the follow through of their forehand going crosscourt from the corner. Kind of a shortening Of the swing to keep the ball in the court. It looks funky but it worked every time I saw it…

Coco time!

That’s crazy that tackles are just allowed to leave early now. I’m not necessarily mad at it but how’d we get here?

Courts are probably gonna be too wet to play on in the morning

Been waiting for this moment. Not with him specifically but yeah. We here now…

Can’t say what I’m thinking. I’ll just say I used to have a rage problem that this reignited. Can’t remember the last time I had this feeling in my chest

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because it *truly* had nary a nothing to do with us. so…why are you putting us in it?

What does “porn allegations” mean? The kind of porn that typically forces people to resign from their jobs is…….

War is like tennis. You can’t run out the clock. You have to win points. The South was playing soccer, but the North was playing tennis.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

I just saw a mullet like none you’ve ever seen and right after that I saw a ConEd worker zap himself pretty good. Don’t like where this day is headed…

Colonialism was not just theft. It was the invention of a moral language to make theft look like salvation.

“Stop being negative” well gee bitch why didn’t I think of that?

He looked very happy to have spent that week with Zverev…

Carlos putting on a magic show

Well that was the sickest drop shot I’ve seen in some time…

Peng Shuai looms over every women’s tennis event held in China since ‘22. If I were a woman playing there I would feel horrible about the abandonment from the WTA of Shuai, whose torture China barely bothered to cover up. @martinanav.bsky.social should speak out on it but she is too distracted

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There's a solution

This is the new “sprinkle some crack on him”

This is sooooooo 2025

please, shut up.

Joy-Ann Reid and Don Lemon both deserved the support and push back we gave to Jimmy Kimmel.

"Y'all ain't got no love for oatmeal raisin cookies?"