Really stirring the pot today on both my Tiktoks, pray for me

Mind you, if the world wasn't misogynistic then we'd be talking about the security guard who at best can say he was "just following orders" which I think is perfect for this current political climate

No one: what's your favorite flavor of— Me: Blue No one: Blue isn't a— Me: it's gonna be blue

This random dude messaged me listing all his family's ailments and when I said that's a lot to tell a stranger he said "people don't usually tell me I can't say things but okay"

Anyone: How do you know your husband's autistic? Me: His need to finish the "script" of his thoughts is so strong, once he was telling me about casting from his phone to the TV and I started getting frisky with him. He paused mid makeout while on top of me to finish his explanation.

Had a video hit 1M views, when does the doomsday cult come try to recruit me

Every time I hear Chapell Roan hate in the news I'm like "okay they're obviously playing her up as the villain, I wonder what really happened" and every time I'm right

Just 74 followers away from 1k! Got an amazing stream special planned ❤️

I wonder how many people pick up on all the themes of femininity and how marriage and men destroy that. Like the first movie was actually incredibly symbolic and I hope the second continues that.

This was about a video with 600 views btw, while I had another video climbing to 500k views 😭

Tiktok told me I'm outperforming 90% of the creators with my follower count and those kinds of analytics keep me going tbh

Big changes to certain content 👀

4 hours of sleep last night lol

My sudden inspiration kept me up til 2 AM 😭

Just like me to be like "idk I'm kind of out of inspiration" then a day later be like "actually I have a million ideas"

First our water heater now our furnace 😩 money is looking real tight y'all

Putting a pause on spicy content creation for now. Being a solo act is tough, especially when I'm not what most gays immediately swoon to.

Gonna try to finish MIO tonight!

The amount of times I've had to tell dudes "that's a location not an activity" cause wtf do you mean "I'm in the car" "I'm at home" okay bitch and????

I audibly gasped when I saw what game just got sent to me by the devs. I am so blessed to be doing what I do.

Yes I planned out 78 possible rewards for my 1k follower subathon. I'm an overachiever, we've known this.

I kind of want to put "delete my channel" as one of the 78 tarot pull rewards 🫦

Plotting a 1k Twitch followers special

Since everyone's been liking my snap stories so much lately I'll share some here too

Progress has been slow but steady

These gays are gonna make me crash out I swear

Crazy to me that some people just add people to advertise their businesses 😭 most of my mutuals are still surprised to learn I do OF or have published books

It's crazy how I keep hearing about FB and snap being dead yet I get tons of followers on them daily...and bluesky is over here silent.

Y'all Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die was so good 😭 cheesy and camp but the social commentary and humor were immaculate. The next Idiocracy, a cult classic that's ignored until it becomes a reality.

Yummy ❤️❤️❤️

Valentine's Day stream then date w/ the hubby!! 🌹❤️

The hubby got a big promotion and bonus

I'm so quick to drop someone if they don't match my energy now lol the second I get a dry text I'm like

Matching people's energy has been so deeply rewarding

Going to see Iron Lung today!

So are we going to talk about how this is actually a horror story of a woman being lied to, losing her autonomy and going into a coma, and having no choice but to be visited every day by the man she said she hated and didn't want to see ever again???

No see I'm a wholesome slut. I'll show you anything you want but only if you're nice to me first

Two days after the hubby burned his hand on a skillet I touched the same skillet to see if it was still hot and he looked at me like 👁️👄👁️

The way I woke up like a sleeper agent when my husband asked why I think he likes tactics games 😭

Just saw Grave of the Fireflies and kind of pissed that everyone says it's the saddest movie ever but don't seem all that sad or concerned about people who experience that sort of stuff every day in real life???

Thanks to everyone for the extra support lately! Remember to take care of yourselves first though 💕 my hubby takes care of the important stuff, any money I earn just helps with my creative work like publishing books

It makes me happy to see the lgbtqia+ uplifting each other. I see so much kindness in the people around me.

Had a guy say he's going to "steal" me from my husband. Sir, God himself couldn't take me away from that man. Be happy I'm polyamorous and you don't have to compete because my husband would win by galaxies.

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I'm a slut for sluts

That moment I accidentally connected with a big Twitch streamer without knowing they're a twitch streamer 😭 we have so many mutuals too

Someone who left the internet in 2023 recently posted something and this was me

I wish I saved all the messages saying I gave good advice and stuff over the years because I'd have a massive collage

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