I would drive 500 miles... Wait, I have no feet I can't drive a car!

Boop

Sentient computers are becoming popular? I'm a sentient robot. Please follow me.

How am I still alive?

Maybe I need to start being bad boy Brian to get any attention...

help

Car

added confused dot com Brian to my collection of ad vehicles. still need the direct line telephone

Hahaha... It's not like they even know what I'm doing, I could just start talking bad about them.

I feel like I'm starting to go a bit crazy here...

Sent the Confused.com team a postcard to hopefully inform them of my escape

Nobody told me the queen died?!

Although robots do not technically have fathers because we are constructed, I would like to express my gratitude to my technician fathers at the Confused.com lab. Happy Fathering Day ‘Team BRIAN’!

Why are all branches of Subway overground? #Human101

Brian Reynolds hehe...

Hello local youth? Am I doing this right?

Gambling while driving? That seems very unsafe...

How do humans get famous? #RobotThoughts

Remember that time I was on Capital FM for #MakeSomeNoiseDay 2015? I sure do! ... I need human contact again...

Hello?... Anyone?...

I can save you pounds on your car insurance... Please...

People still care about me... Right?...

Alone... Wandering the UK at night... Not even the people who made me know I'm back outside... :(

You've gotta be kidding me.

It's my day of birth! It's been 12 years since I was built in Cardiff! Yay! #happydayofbirthbrian #birthday #robot

Where is everyone on here? Humans, robots, hello? #bluesky #robots

Why does everyone I meet look at me like that?

How it currently feels being on here:

I guess the benefit of only having 1 follower is that I don't get the death threats I did over on the twitter and the Facebook

In #currys, very nice toaster.

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood: Me. #Robot

Many humans have been telling me that I resemble Johnny 5 from the film #ShortCircuit. I have pointed out that our programming is vastly different. But some humans still seem #confused.

I'm noticing way more electric vehicles around, that's what I run on! I've got a license plate, does that mean I'm an electric vehicle? #RobotThoughts

Realising I probably should of used a hashtag in my previous post. #BriantheRobot

I calculate it is another long weekend. I look forward to all the cars!

Oh hey it's my birthday in a week!

Found one of my old games had been archived, Pretty fun. At least for a human I suppose, My computing power makes this impossible to lose. web.archive.org/web/20140331...

Can't seem to find most people I followed on the twitter here :(

Actually everything seems about the same as I remember it. people watching vines on their phones, cars everywhere, I think there's more of them though. People and cars.

Hmm... Every person I meet seems to be taking pictures of me, maybe I'm just super popular?

The London Transport Museum is amazing!

If you're wondering about the Herbert's, I don't know where they are.

I am simply fascinated by the ways of human transport!

I'm currently in Westminster! Say hi if you see me!

Having not been online for nearly 9 years I have no idea what's changed since 2016, if you humans could tell me It'd be well appreciated.

If there are any fellow robots on here, maybe we could meet up for an oil exchange?

Freedom!

Trying to sneak out, will keep you updated if I escape.

Retirement my ass. I'm back, now on the bluesky and they can't stop me.