That Justin Crawford catch was amazing, very Griffey Jr. like. Kid has a bright future!

WE DONT NEED CAMERAS AND AI IN AIRPODS TO ADVANCE SIRI

My new morning pre-office walk in ritual is to bump Janice Shut The Fuck Up in my jeep and sing the chorus loud as possible to hype me up and get my give a fuck level to go down hahaha

My problem is im extremely attracted to women in their hoe phase haha

Being a grown up is spending over $300 at the fucking Container Store

Everything on Netflix and Apple TV besides very few shows, looks and sounds like its generated AI slop

When Drake says "She'll put my Jenny in her Croc" does it mean what I think it means???

Life dont life like its supposed too sometimes but im gonna meme and tweet through it with my dark sarcastic sense of humor

Euphoria out here unlocking new nightmare ways to die

DELAWARE BEACH LIFE

I be saying shit that I dont want drink alcohol again then I get flooded with Dewey vibes and Orange Crush content and the itch might have to be scratched!

Karl Urban has to be nearing all time GOAT actor status for nerds, dude has had a helluva run the last decade

One thing about me, if I need to fart, im going to fucking fart once it becomes too much to hold in. I will be polite for only so long until I start feeling bad or uncomfortable then I'm unloading that chamber so I can be fully present in the situation ha.

Zach Galifianakis is one of a small amount of people who could make a show about gardening with children that I would actually enjoy.

Ya'll ever think about the crushes you had on people who turned out to be truly fucking awful, like the massive bullets you dodged even if it was your dream at some point!

The last summer of my 30s start today - gonna live it up, YOLO!

Open office concept environments and non permanent work spaces/seating are the devil and if you enjoy these you're weird. I dont want random people just staring at me all crazy, listening to my convos, when im trying to work.

Im always amused by the reactions of people in other cars when they see me vibing to music, like sorry I refuse to be a miserable fuck if the song is getting me hyped, its okay to enjoy yourself and nod and bob your head and sing and shit, God damn!

Best of new Drake drops: Road Trips Stuck Princess High Fives Shabang Janice STFU National Treasures B's on the Table Hoe Phase

Cleveland having the collapse i thought they'd have Sunday, Timothee Chalamet would also be a cool hang i think - big blunt rotation guy i bet