I was serving Puss last night 🐈

Honeypot Audrey Nuna 🍯

Close Friends saw it first 🤭

Wasn’t going to jo but then I saw a hot guy on Instagram and he had 🌶️ 🔗

Why am I always putting a load in the laundry but nobody’s putting a load in me…

Is it too much to ask for a muscular sexy alt goth boy to love me and scare my uppity neighbors? 😮‍💨

This is the realest skeet I’ve ever read

Drop your 2025 Halloween costumes! ♥️

Need to put in a missed connection for the sexy guy in the hooters costume at Danceportation: Haunted Haus at Meow Wolf Denver who grabbed my ass in the elevator… I love you 🤭

They hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Guy in a punk band complimented my outfit! Nights made 😌

Idk I think I’m on to something here… big is fine but your personality and face make it fun for me…

I might be tipsy rn but all I know is I think I deserve a dick in my face and probably one in by a** too…

What if I guy with big ol pecs just let me

Underwear on a hump day?! Unheard of!

Yup checks out…

I deserve to have my nose buried in some bush rn 😮‍💨

In need of kisses and cuddles while we watch anime

My dog is so funny cuz he gets so nervous at the vet that he just leaves sweaty paw prints all over the exam room

I just want a cute man to play coop coral island with me… that doesn’t seem like to much to ask…

Show your most played songs from 2018

Kinda really want to suck some dick while I watch someone play expedition 33

Subtly downgrade a band. Picture Wyrm

Going to see Dombresky tonight 🕺

I need smooches and a back rub 😴

Make sure you camp with a friend with a nice camera it’s worth it ♥️

Happy Labor Day Weekend 🏕️

D&D got canceled 😭

It’s D&D day I can’t wait!!! We are heading down into a dragon hoard dungeon ☺️

My Saturday was cute ♥️🤭

I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢

Everyone has been talking about how good weapons was but nobody told me how Iconic Gladys’ fits were!!!

This is the kind of energy I need from a boyfriend 😌

Happy self care Sunday… treat yourselves bbs

First person I thought of was @ch0rtie.bsky.social 🤣

Ro and and I both of us have pretty good Beards if I do say so myself

Any dads out there want to volunteer 🤭🫣

Who’s trying to go on a date with me to watch shrek on a bar patio tonight 👉🏻👈🏻

How do I get a boyfriend before the 12th so I have someone to cuddle with and watch alien earth

I wish I had a group of friends to play volleyball in the park with

Work is hell today… we closed at 4 and I’m still here with patients at nearly 5:30

If you ever need a passenger princess I’m really good at it and my thighs are hella grabbable 😌

Will this do?

It’s hump day but I’m tired and have zero motivation to feed the masses cake today 😴

I just got the coolest card in the game!!

Games that released the year you were born.

Need someone to call me babygirl real bad

Idk I think I’m a pretty sexy pirate… 🏴‍☠️

I’m so happy I have fat cocks to get me through this day 🥲

This is so me coded… I be liking all the cute boys posts religiously 😌