Sam Neill is dead. Long live Sam Neill. And of all his films, if you haven’t seen him in Taika Waititi’s “Hunt for the Wilderpeople”, do so ASAP.

So, Lindsey is dead, McTurtle is dead or dying….now all we need is the Big Orange Asshole to keel over, and TRIFECTA!!!!! Come onnnnn NUMBER THREE!!!

For the 5 millionth time..

So, I met in the MMA nonagon with Mitch McConnell for a no tap out full on fight. He looked just the same as he always does. We fought for exactly 20 minutes. And then I noticed that both of his arms had fallen off, and he was leaking embalming fluid all over the mat. The motherfucker’s dead.

Wellll, the Orangina has decided we’re not gonna do business with Spain. We’ve seen this all before, kids; ICE will be coming around confiscating Extra Virgin olive oil, Spanish rice, Manchego cheese, and of course, your Spanish peanuts, & sending them off to special food camps.

Like everyone else, I have no idea what’s happening with Mitch McConnell. But after the shit he pulled with Merrick Garland, and all the other anti-democracy shit he‘s done, whatever it is, I sure do hope it hurts. He deserves excruciating, unmanageable pain. And to be unable to communicate it.

Map Shamelessly stolen from someplace or other.

Y’all had better get your new Belgian waffle maker today, before he places a 300% tariff on them.

The USA lost to Belgium. Everything Trump touches dies or turns to 💩 . He’s the king Midas of shit-death. Any sane person would see that‘s what happens every time. But he’s not sane. Will he blame Antifa? The “vandals who damaged the pool”?? Georgia Meloni? Liam Conejo Ramos’ bunny hat?

Well, I saw it coming in the first 1/10th of a second. But I spit out my coffee anyways.

THIS little fucker, who goes by the alias of l “Lee Zeldin”, and whose REAL name is “The ONCELER”, would gleefully cut down the very last Truffula tree, for a few dollars more, and a few more Thneeds. Fortunately, the Lorax is on the job. Give generously to your favorite enviro-NGO

As climate continues to drift toward catastrophe, and extreme wealth inequality continues to grow, it’s apparent that humans must implement some fundamental shifts in our economic framework. Here’s a must-read. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Well, my hat came in the mail today;

A Modest Proposal; The DC reflecting pool covers just about 7.5 acres. And clearly, it’s a GREAT environment for algal growth. Especially since the orange idiot painted the bottom. Algae can be used for biodiesel production, and can produce as much as 6500 gallons of biodiesel per acre per year.

Having lived in the desert for 28 years now, I’ve never had air conditioning. I just blow the hot air out of the house at night. But my ancient old malamute is having a hard time with the heat, so I bought a window AC unit. It’s cranking cold air into the house, and I think he’s happier already.

Keir Starmer to be replaced by Caligula’s horse, Incitatus.

Trump just deployed the NATIONAL GUARD to stand watch over the god damned REFLECTING POOL. The sonofabitch refused to deploy them for the Jan. 6th insurrection, but he’ll deploy them for ALGAE and the imaginary “vandals” who made the pool paint not stick… Him sick in head. Him need impeachment

A discussion between Ruth Ben-Ghiat and Tim Snyder, on the nature of Trump’s destruction of America. Well worth watching. These two are SUCH academician nerds!!! open.substack.com/pub/lucid/p/...

The all new lettering on the Kennedy Memorial:

Today is Obama Appreciation Day. Post his pics everywhere. Especially on X, FB, & “truth” social.

Elon Musk is a fuck of a man, just look at his rich kid face. But I’d like to make his dream come true and shoot him into outer space! youtu.be/jDf1ksSbSd4?...

And if you’re the actual reason the starving children’s USAID food supply was shut off, and now, millions of them will die, you’re not a cunt, you’re an inflamed, infected anal pustule.

In the same amount of time it took to assemble the scaffolding to take Trump’s name off of the KENNEDY CENTER, Trump managed to “win the war” by “totally Obliterating Iran“ about…what?? Four times??? Five and a half times???

You know what they say; the 40th time’s a charm!!!

So SCOTUS now has a set of just the 5 male injustices as peg dolls, and for the low low price of only 160$. If you read the fine print, you’ll see they’re actually vibrating butt plugs. Amy Barrett refused to participate for some reason.

Carbon Capture Technologies are truly a scam. The most efficient carbon capture consists of a scary thing called “photosynthesis by plants”. But that’s ridiculous; it doesn’t create profits for the oil companies. youtu.be/MSZgoFyuHC8

So the gang that Trump has been whining about, ”MS-13”, doesn’t exist. The real name is “EMMA’S THIRTEEN”, which is a dance troupe of geriatric female HOA secretaries from Scottsdale, Arizona. They have the special ability to cause any federal tax return to appear in publicly available records.

The Straits of VERMOUTH, you say? So, there’s more than one, and they’re full of Vermouth…. Pass the Gin & olives.

I think the center photo would be the best one to put on the 250$ bill, don’t you?

As an old science geek, it’s simply incomprehensible that this administration hates science and reality so much that they’re willing to hamstring NOAA/NWS.

The dementia patient in DC has just opened the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) for drilling. This will have massive impacts on the Porcupine caribou herd, which used the 1002 lands for birthing. The regime is slashing and grabbing all they can,

Epiphany; Trump will likely come up with some lame half-assed excuse to try to run in the 2028 election. I say this; the minute he declares his candidacy, we get Obama to throw his hat in the ring, too. The shock of it would kill Trump. Then Obama can withdraw, & we can get on with the election

This tune first came on the radio when I was 8. Sung by Dion. Many people have covered it since. Today, we’re right back to the Civil Rights era, courtesy of the son of a Klansman who occupies the White House. We’ll be free, someday soon. youtu.be/yx01z1tSSjs

Fuckin A. Actual patriotic musicians. And not a jive assed lip synching Milli Vanilli or Kid Rock to be seen.

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Breaking; now that all the other “musicians” have dropped out of Trump’s Seig Heilapalooza, he’s invited the ghost of Tiny Tim to perform. Tim’s been dead for 30 years, so that will be in keeping with the fact that Trump is basically a cadaver. youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA

So, Trump has decided, by way of a temper tantrum, that he doesn’t need those musicians to play at his UberGropenFuhrer birthday party, after all. South Park already did this episode: youtu.be/22D9cPwuYhc?...

I am constantly in a quandary these days; I usually have a good bottle of booze I’m saving to celebrate Trump’s death on the day he dies, but then he does some more hideous shit, usually illegal, and I’m inclined to drink the bottle of booze. Several bottles have come & gone in this manner.

So I had an epiphany; I walk with a cane, due all the metal they had to put in my leg from my bike accident. So after much consideration, I’ve decided to start a limp supremacist movement. We all know that limpists are the superior ones. I’m now writing my limpist manifesto. It’s called “Mein Limp”

My sleep cycle gets messed up when the Idiots In Power fuck the world up more than even I thought possible. But in the ensuing exhaustion, I finally get a few hours of heavy dreaming sleep here & there. Last night, I was climbing on the dreamworld version of Mt Shasta again. Paging Carl Jung…

As a daily bicyclist, I’ve had more than my fair share of having to deal with bike hating idiots in motorized vehicles, including dangerous Ebikers who don’t know how to ride. This kind of instant karma is what we all hope to see.

So, Mifiprestone is somewhat safe, for now. But they’ll be coming after it soon enough….

Nate Silver has Trump's approval rating at -19.1%. Bravo, Donnie.

So, Trump’s admin has the highest net worth of any administration in history. And yet, let’s face it; they ain’t worth a bucket of warm piss. www.forbes.com/sites/kylemu...

I rarely see movies in theaters anymore. But given the fucked up state of the nation & the world right now, seeing The Sheep Detectives on the big screen may be just the right thing to reduce my stress hormones. youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk?...

Europe sees Trump for the fascist, bootlicking slave of Putin that he truly is

Trump’s approval ratings are so far underwater, he’s bumped into the OceanGate Titan submarine. Gee, what could possibly happen next?