So, Mifiprestone is somewhat safe, for now. But they’ll be coming after it soon enough….

Nate Silver has Trump's approval rating at -19.1%. Bravo, Donnie.

So, Trump’s admin has the highest net worth of any administration in history. And yet, let’s face it; they ain’t worth a bucket of warm piss. www.forbes.com/sites/kylemu...

I rarely see movies in theaters anymore. But given the fucked up state of the nation & the world right now, seeing The Sheep Detectives on the big screen may be just the right thing to reduce my stress hormones. youtu.be/pyZI5oM6hWk?...

Europe sees Trump for the fascist, bootlicking slave of Putin that he truly is

Trump’s approval ratings are so far underwater, he’s bumped into the OceanGate Titan submarine. Gee, what could possibly happen next?

As soon as Trump declared his candidacy to run again, wayyyy back in 2022, I knew he was gonna fuck over not just the nation, but the whole world.

Hey! A whole buncha people with psychological problems, who have also been trained extensively in the use of sniper rifles, bazookas, mortars, grenades and so on, now have every reason to be infuriated at Donald Trump. I mean, what on earth could POSSIBLY go wrong, riiiight???

“Many people are saying that I know more about war than the Generals. And I know more about doing laundry than anybody” DJ Trump, 2026

Little known fact; late in life, William Shakespeare started writing a new play about aging that, sadly, he never finished. SO, the old guy actors theater group & I have finished it for him, & will be performing it in September. It’s called PROSTATITUS ANDRONICUS.

So….there are people dying of Hantavirus on a cruise ship that’s currently quarantined in the Cape Verde islands. Who the fuck had THAT on their 2026 bingo card???

Well, boys & gorls, on the eve of me 65th turn around the sun, I was at the Catholic thrift shop (oh thank you, Saint Jude, for a whole buncha’ HOGWOLLOP, for which we are about to receive, AMEN,, & cetera…) and I found a brown label The North Face Blue Kazoo sleeping bag

Trump is the butt of many, many jokes in the international community. He’s a demented, mentally ill putz. Unfortunately, this fucking idiot has possession of the nuclear football.

One of these times, the fake “assassin“ is gonna make a mistake, and actually hit Trump. The odds increase with every false flag “assassination attempt”. Note that the only one not surprised while the shots were being fired was Donnie.

I’ve decided to change my name to Chatsy Swine. And my career to female country singer extraordinaire.

8 billion. 8 billion people will be dancing in the streets when the orange “it“ finally dies. And so, kiddies, a little bedtime prayer; Now I lay me down to sleep, Oh why are Congress all such sheep? If Trump should die before I wake, I’ll bake a frikkin party cake!!

So just yesterday the Orange Dotard said that Iran was ready to give us their Uranium. And of course, he was full of bullshit. Everything he says is a lie. And he’s living in a completely fabricated fantasyworld. He must be removed, before he starts using nukes www.thetimes.com/world/middle...

Pope Leo has become a force in shaming the fascist admin we’re currently stuck with.

There’s truly nothing less appealing than having a wicked case of allergies on tax day when you procrastinated for the last two months. And now it’s time. I am gonba get a small refund, though, so that’s OK.

Trump, grasping at straws as to why he posted a picture of himself as Jesus Christ, said ”I thought I looked like a doctor”. And in a way, he does. He looks a lot like the infamous Nazi camp doctor, Josef Mengele of Auschwitz; a serial killer, just like Don encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

Orban was the one little SOB who vetoed the EU giving a €90 billion aid package to Ukraine just last month. Looks like wee man Viktor can now, formally go fuck himself, right in the ear. Magyar takes office immediately, which gives Orban no time to destroy the nation on his way out the door. 🖕 DJT

A simple plan; we need a memorial to Trump, as tall as the heads on Mt Rushmore, but made completely out of steer manure.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

As I’ve said multitudinous times; he will start a nuclear war rather than submit to justice for his decades of child raping & torturing. And guess what? We’re there. He’s gonna nuke Tehran.

It goes without saying that the Bears are repeating this. 🐻 Bears are much, much smarter and far less faux masculine than the orange cream puff.

Wishing chocolate bunnies, mimosas, waffles, those nasty little Peeps marshmallow things, and sleeping in late for all humans everywhere. Except The Donald. He can go piss up a rope.

The fucking idiot just made a great campaign ad for every Democrat in the union. Fuck him. May the Grim Reaper collect his head before sunrise.

Hmm. I thought Liam Conejo Ramos was gonna pay for it all…

Magnificent No Kings protest sign in Ellsworth, Maine. 10/10.

So we had about 10,000 people at No Kings Reno today. Smaller than last time, as there were numerous small No Kings events at other locations in the region this time.

🎶PETE HEGSETH’S BALLS!!! ARE VERY SMALL!! I’M WARNIN’ Y’ALL!! BOUT HEGSETH’S BALLS!! 🎵hisballsohsosmall Boughtemattheshoppingmall They’retinyandred Quarterinchandless I said!! Awoo-ooh-ooh!! PETE HEGSETH’S BALLS!!!

Trump is Baron von Harkonen.

“Hope for the best & we’ll see what happens” is what I do when my old Carhartts are starting to get a little thin, & I hope the ass doesn’t get a tear in them when I’m out hiking. It’s not what you do when you’ve just started WW3.

Every. last. One. Of. Our. Presidents. has been thinking about that exact thing since the 1979 Iranian Revolution. And until Trump, none of them was abjectly stupid and willfully ignorant enough to disregard it as a serious threat.

It’s neigh on impossible for the satirists to come up with a plot line that would be more bizarre and tragicomical than what‘s happening in Iran. Trump is Faust, the Antichrist, and the ill fated Clown from Titus Andronicus, all rolled into one. no01.substack.com/p/march-19-2...

She’s thinking up a killer Epstein joke for the next time she has to deal with the orange asshat. “Why did Jeffrey Epstein cross Road? To rape little girls with Donald Trump!!! So much funny joke! But not funny. I tell you what funny; Donald Trump he smell like World War 2 outhouse!!!!! Poopoo!!”

This little vid explains a weird problem….what’s wrong in America. bsky.app/profile/core...

If you’ve ever seen dogs mate, you‘re aware of the fact that they experience what’s known as “copulatory lock”; the males penis swells up, the females vaginal parts clamp down, and they’re stuck together for as much as an hour. What Trump has done is similar;

Stephen Miller is an asshole. youtu.be/v49Pxsshz1o?...

A war crime. Targeting civilian populations. Trump, Hegseth, and anyone else who made this happen need to go to The Hague.

Mister Peabody setting the Iran history lesson straight for all you Americans out there with the attention span of a housefly. youtu.be/kpgJzlY9y8A?...

The primary reason for Wikipedia is so you can look up things like “What is Ferb Fletcher’s backstory?

The most deadly avalanche in California’s history has killed 9 skiers; 3 guides & 6 customers who placed their lives in the hands of these so called “guides“. 2 more went to hospital. Avalanche center issued a severe avy hazard warning that AM. The state may prosecute for criminal negligence. Good.

So 9 backcountry skiers on a guided tour are dead from avalanche just outside of my hometown, Truckee. The signs of dangerous avalanche conditions have been everywhere, and they have not been subtle. This heavy storm was predicted well before these people headed in.