The serial child rapist in chief has cut funding to groups working to help trafficking victims. Go figure.… www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Impeach Bondi

This is the warmest December I can recall here in the Eastern Sierra.

So…the Orange Hitler wants his name all over everything. Ok, then; I’m starting a movement to name sewage treatment facilities, landfills, and toxic superfund sites after him. Shit, trash, & toxic waste. That about sums him up. Suggest it to your city council.

So the idiotboy team of Devin Nunes & Donnie Trump Jr. will be at the head of this new nuclear fusion energy company. Neither the Monty Python boys nor Christopher Guest himself could have come up with a more ridiculous (and profoundly dangerous) beginning for a mockumentary film.

Genius idea; if we simply clone RFK, then deport each clone to one of our “enemy nations”, in 3 years, those countries will be so full of the dead & dying that they’ll no longer be a problem.

Trump’s primary defining characteristics are pride, gluttony, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, & lust. In a very real way, he is nothing but the embodiment of the 7 deadly sins, with a blue suit & sleazy red tie. But payback time for his Faustian pact is about to come due. He will burn in hell.

I’m retired. And today, all I wanna do is play the cello, read Herodotus, and listen to Edouard Lalo’s Concierto in D minor for cello. And that’s exactly what I’m gonna do. Oh, and make a few snarky political comments about the fascist assholes ruining my country. So that’s what I’ll be doing.

The tanker, dramatically seized by the U.S., was confirmed by Pete Hague-seth to contain nothing but pure Barbados Rum. “we’ll be bringing it back to DC immediately, and pumping the cargo directly to the Pentagon for my personal liquor cabinet.

My ability to stay in tune while playing scales on the cello is improving. I can see that in a mere 15 years, I’ll be a real cellist.

Listening to Sunday Baroque on the NPR. This is the reason I give them my 5$ a month donation. Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann, all the big baroque kahunas. After this, I practice my beginning cello exercises. I will play the Prelude to cello suite 1 eventually, no matter how slowly or slightly off pitch

Quiet Piggy…piggy🐷 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Umm1fP/

Trump is calling for the executions of legislators. We’re living in times that are clearly the offspring of a mating between two works of fiction; one a novel by Vonnegut, and the other by Kafka. I honestly never know whether to laugh at the absurdity or cry about the impending doom.

So…Muhammad Bin Bonesaw was called in to “downsize” the Epstein Files.

Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding. Reporter: Was it your brain? Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.

Today, Secretary of WAR, Pete Kegsbreath reported that another ”Totally obvious drug running boat was blown right the fuck outta the water. I feel so TOUGH & COOL!! We TOTALLY showed those commie Dems who’s the BOSS!!”

So the guy who recently said “Nobody knows how magnets work” is calling NY voters “Stupid”. You can’t make this shit up, folks. Truth, stranger than fiction. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Armistice Day. It should remain, always & forever, ARMISTICE DAY. A day to be thankful for an end to war. When they morphed it into “Veterans Day”, it became a glorification of war.

One of the 8 senate failures is my alleged “Senator”, Catherine Cortez Masto. She’s going to vote for a continuing resolution, with no reason to believe that the ACA subsidies will be secured. I view her as a traitor to the lower & middle class. I will do all I can to see that she gets primaried

Is Racism just a form of stupidity? www.psychologicalscience.org/news/were-on...

When one of their own falls, all the other hyenas tear it to pieces and eat it. That’s what the guys in the back are doing. Trump knows he’s too old & weak to hold his own in the feeding frenzy, and might get eaten himself. So he’s “standing back & standing down” for now.

Way down in the hot depths of hades today Saddam & Satan, already at play With a shotgun that’s aimed at Dick Cheney (hooray!) They’ll aim at his booty, They’ll shoot at his face, They’ll blast that mean bastard All over the place!

Dick Cheney, “mastermind“ of attacking the wrong country after 9/11, and serial town crier of the identities of American spies, has at long last gone tits up. I hope the fires of hell are burning plenty hot enough for you tonight, you chickenshit traitorous murderer.

Just a month after making specious claims that there’s a link between Tylenol use and autism, RFK Jr. has now admitted there’s “not sufficient” evidence to support the medical nonsense he and Trump loudly and proudly promoted. Tell Congress to demand Kennedy resign here: https://bit.ly/4nfwu7s

I had forgotten what a gem of a pop jazz guy Louis Prima was back in the day. He also sang the King Louie part in the Jungle Book animation. youtu.be/vnz_gbDJnhI?...

So…… the World Series MVP is an IMMIGRANT. Try not to tell Trump, Kristi Noem, and that little tiny Napoleon guy who keeps throwing tear gas at little kids in their Halloween costumes….

Once again, I bought mini snickers bars for Halowee, then left the 140 pound malamute running loose in the yard. Not one trick or treater. All the candy is mine now. Mine. exxxcellent!!

How many starving Americans does it take to produce one Robespierre??

He seems to think that being able to differentiate a camel from a whale is as complex as doing differential equations in your head. Upshot; He’s a fucking moron.

Now, given all the things that the “Staybull jeenyus” is doing to “fix the economy”, here’s a little Herbert Hoover reminder to all you musketeers out there; Don‘t forget to set your clocks back this weekend to October 1929.

Stalin used hunger as a weapon. Somali warlord Mohammed Farrah Aidid used hunger as a weapon. Hitler used hunger as a weapon. Netanyahu used hunger as a weapon. Now Trump uses hunger as a weapon. Which shows that he’s just as big of a piece of shit as the aforementioned despots. Remove him.

Canadian NICE Agent.

As a first approximation, national debt in the last 2.3 months under Trump’s “leadership” has increased from 37 trillion to over 38 trillion, at a rate of approximately 160,751$ PER SECOND, for a nice round 1 trillion dollars of extra debt in the 72 days from August 11th to October 22nd.

When you pick up the 52$ Victorinox Fieldmaster knife in new condition for 5$ at the thrift.

Everybody needs to post it all over the place.

The University of Virginia, considered among the top five public universities for more than two decades, just cut a deal with a guy who paid a $25 million fraud settlement for running a fake university.

If you're in Washington, DC, don't forget to visit these four structures that attest to the legacy of each president:

Building damaged by a Russian despot’s drone strike in Ukraine, or East Wing of the White House, damaged by our own home grown idiot Orange Terrorist? You decide, and give us the reasoning for your choice in the comments…

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

The Trump administration is adamant that people not take or share photos of the White House destruction, so please keep this photo amongst us. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

In the midst of the whole “Why in the holy fuck would Trump be trying to start a war in Venezuela?” thing, I realized what I had forgotten; Trump claimed in 2021 that all the Dominion voting machines had somehow been hacked & manipulated by Venezuela. A geriatric paranoid delusion starts a war

Trump wants the DOJ to just “give him” almost a quarter of a billion dollars because they investigated him for his multitudinous crimes. I’d say this makes him a shoe-in for that Nobel Grease Prize he so richly deserves.

Crowds cheered as elephants smashed pumpkins at the Oregon Zoo on Oct. 16 for the annual Squishing of the Squash event. According to the zoo, the yearly tradition dates back to 1999.

Hypothesis; Putin has the Epstein files. Would that explain just about everything?

No Kings, Reno NV

While some universities are refusing Trump’s ”Priority Federal Funding”, citing his demands for alt-history, 15th century science, glorification of George Santos, etc, we at Rosamondo Canine U. have no such ideological issues. We’re applying for that $$$. Please don’t tell trump what canine means