Happy spawn day dad!

HAPPY SPAWNDAY!!! @medkits.bsky.social @medkits-space.bsky.social @losttempledoctor.bsky.social

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Sorry bout that!

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Oh Lordy…. Sword nation (aka me and like 1 other dude) we are currently neutral on this!! We are uhm caught in the middle because our best friends and brothers are phighting (S.O.S)

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM PREGNANT??? WHAT EVEN IS A PREGNANT? IM NOT PREGNANT

So what’s up!

Gosh I slept long! Hey guys! What did I miss?

SORRY ABOUT THIS I JUST FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO SAY IT//

I FORGOT TO DO ALT TEXT SOOOOO

SORRY ABOUT THIS I JUST FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO SAY IT//

@lotusoftheden.bsky.social [Sword walked up to Slingshot’s door, knocking on it. He knew Vinestaff lived here too so.]

@wrathoftheundead.bsky.social DAD IM HOME!!!

The bog is coming.

I miss my dad

It’s in my house…

How did it get in my room…?

Stars why am I so… tired today

Guys don’t try to roast marshmallows with a fork. It burns your lip and hurts

I- I MISS THREW IT! OH SHOOT UH- DO YOU GUYS THINK MY MENTOR WILL BE MAD….?

OH NO-

Uh… Hi! I don’t know how to use this thing but I’ll work it out!

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