THANK YOU LOVELIES FOR ANOTHER FUN STREAM! God, I need to stop playing Titanfall on Fridays, all the unemployed people log on and we proceed to get pub stomped... We passed the crew on to @veggieblt.bsky.social! See y'all tomorrow night for a VERY special surprise!

Oh bother, Commander... I keep trying to be stealthy, I really do! But my ion cannons are dummy thicc, and the clap of my power core keeps alerting the enemy Ronins! What should I do, Commander? www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

I'M BACK ON MY MEDS, I GOT SUN-BAKED ON THE ROOF OF A TACO CABANA, AND MY HANDS ARE TINGLY. WHAT SHOULD WE PLAY THIS EVENING, FOLKS? DUNK OURSELVES BACK IN THE BRINEY BLUE? TAKE STROLL BACK DOWN TO SNEK'S TAPES? OR GRIND OUT THE BATTLE PASS WITH NETEASE'S GOONER GAME? www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

So, I've mentioned this in passing on stream, buuuuut~ We have something in... The Works™. More information will be coming the closer we come to my 9-year Affiliate Anniversary! Until then...

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hang on, I made it even funnier

So I'm running through my work's OSHA 40 HAZWOPER refresher, right? And they give you the levels of protective clothing, Level A being the highest. Well, for one of the example pictures of Level A protective clothing hazards? The employee deadass looks like they died in a glue trap LMAO

After being up by 10+ a majority of the game, Spurs biffed it. AGAIN. God the Knicks fans staying in San Antonio the rest of the weekend are going to be INSUFFERABLE.

We love taking post-work naps and getting UTTERLY kicked in the teeth by our dreams... I had a dream I was at my grandparent's house, and my grandfather was in the living room with me, but I was an adult and he looked the way I remember him looking when I was a little girl. He gave me a hug and...

Tales from the Jobsite (Friday Funnies Edition)- One thing I will neve get sick of at my job is walking up to a group of random construction workers and seeing the look of "Aw fuck-" on their faces when I have my iPad in my arms.

As a woman in STEM, I feel it necessary to point this out... Field work is literally just donating your body to science while you're still alive.

I fucking KNEW they were gonna biff it in the last second... At least it's 3-1, so moving on to Game 5.

The Hidden King and The Archmother are SO divorced, it's so goddamn funny... www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

Tales from the Jobsite- I got headbutted by a mini donkey begging for pets.

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THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THE ARTEMIS III CREW! www.twitch.tv/nasa

He got distracted during bath time. Thus, Chikim Leg(TM).

I've got 17 out of 20! My parents never had a fax machine or a boom box lmao

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures!

I have made it home. We got rained on 3 separate times. I feel like a slightly damp sponge. Not soaked, but juuuust wet and cold enough to be uncomfortable. Yup, it's Monday.

Tales from the Jobsite, Monday Morning Edition: I almost ate a fucking mosquito 🙃

Forgot to share another one of my weekend projects, installing new lights in my rock case!

I just received a contribution to TACTICAL SNAKE MAID MODEL from Anonymous via Throne! Thank you for your generosity, darling~!

I just received Potaroma Catnip Toys Balls 4 Pcs, Extra Cat Energy Ball, Edible Kitten Silvervine Toys for Cats Lick, Healthy Kitty Teeth Cleaning Dental Chew Toys, Cat Wall Treats (Green) - Green from Anonymous via Throne! Thank you for your generosity, darling~!

Yeah, I bet you wish Big Blue's luscious Ion-powered metal thighs were falling on your face, too, huh ;) TIME FOR MORE TITANFALL 2 WITH NEON! www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

Bread.

POP IT. ROCK IT. DEADLOCK IT. www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

BOY OH BOY, DO I LOVE BEING ABLE TO TELL INCOMPETENT DUMBASSES TO "FUCK OFF" IN CORPORATE SPEAK. HANDS DOWN ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER. (See Also: Shit I have to deal with being the only woman on this project...)

Tales from the Jobsite: Safety Guy brought me another coffee today. He said he's doing it because he remembered me mentioning that Storm and I were saving for a house, and in his words "my wife and I were there once too, when we were y'all's age, so I know that every little bit saved helps".

It's a good day to be sitting under a highway.

OH HEY, I ACTUALLY get to yap about the drama that has been consuming my life for the past few days? While we build a childhood Lego set for me? Crazy. COME GET YO' BRICKS AND TEA, Y'ALL! www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

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Though it is no secret that I have happily chosen Storm, a man, to be my husband and forever partner, that still does not negate the fact that your lovely Mamba Momma very much swings for both teams! ❤️💜💙 💕🐍HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, ALL MY LOVELY DARLINGS AND DEVOTEES 🐍💕 Art by @valentinevt.bsky.social

Emotes for @generaldrowned.bsky.social 🖤 #emotes #art

Today was a good day. Husband and I went to go tour some apartments, fell in LOVE with one complex, hated the other, went to the gun range to throw some lead and brass down lane, and capped it off with BURRITOS. I love this man so fucking much, y'all, it's not even funny 🐍💕

Current State of Affairs(TM) regarding the channel:

I HAVE THE URGE TO SLICE AND DICE, LET'S KIDNAP SOME TANKS! Oh yeah, some minor adjustments to the streaming schedule may need to get made... www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

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Someone mentioned a certain dwarves famous quote. I am happy to let you know, it is in fact, his victory quote. A peek at the current win screens. #Gamedev #Vtubers #Envtubers

I got a joke for y'all, ready? So a Glowstick, a Fax Machine, and a Snake all climb into a giant robot, right- Wait, what do you mean you've heard this one before!? www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

I SURVIVED NAP ROULETTE, THIS TIME! ... MOSTLY. TIME TO POP, ROCK, AND DEADLOCK WITH EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE FAX MACHINE! www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

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I love my day job 🐍💕

watch you sleep. keep you safe. #projecthailmary

Little known fact about your beloved Mamba Momma, she LOVES herself a good slot machine. Maybe a little bit of black jack, too. Some roullete never hurt, either... LET'S GAMBLE WITH THE FRIENDS, BABYYYYY~! www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

Sometimes a girl just needs a reset

TERRIBLY SORRY Y'ALL, NO STREAM TONIGHT. IRL Boss Man has given me a special assignment for Marketing for an upcoming conference we have next week, so Momma Mythos and I are gonna be locking in on making fancy little give-aways to have at our booth! Art Credit: @keyshaunisbored.bsky.social

RECIEVED A SNEAK PEEK OF SOMETHING I GOT IN THE WORKS FOR Y'ALL AND-

SHIT, FUCK, I'M HERE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

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