Happy Nude Queer!

i took this yesterday for tummy tuesday but then i never got around to posting. so here is tummy wednesday. i wouldn’t hold my breath for getting a new butt pic from me for humpday today, but you never know. miracles can happen.

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i haven’t put on pants (or underwear) in 3 days. this is how i cooked xmas dinner yesterday. i think i might be an exhibitionist and/or a nudist. i probably would’ve left the shirt off if i wasn’t around so much fire (and if the inside of my house was as warm as outside)

i was outside getting the smoker ready for tomorrow morning when i remembered it was humpday. you wouldn’t think this would be appropriate attire for early evening outside on xmas eve in this part of the world, but it was 80°F today so porky piggin’ was perfect.

i’m just gonna go ahead and change my name to Arby’s because “we have the meats”. plate ribs and chuck roast prepped and dry brining. ready and waiting for the smoker in the morning.

i know how much y’all love seeing my meat so i decided to share this with you. i got some thick, juicy, beefy ribs for later. y’all are gonna be soooo jealous of me suckin on these bones. 😈😜🤤

well folks, looks like someone finally got up and got dressed. now if that someone can just get his ass out the door and to the store. i’m sure it’s gonna be nuts today. i may need emotional support nudes when i get back. wish me luck

i’m trying something new for xmas dinner this year: smoked chuck roast aka poor man’s brisket so i gotta go find pink butcher paper today. iykyk. i was gonna do short ribs too but no one in town has had any. what should i make for sides? what would you have? oh yeah, here’s my tummy for tuesday

i finally got the watch band done and i only had to completely start over once. i’m pretty happy with how it turned out overall, but the stitches look like shit on the back and i know i could’ve done a better job on them. i love how they turned out on the front though. win some lose some

i finally got started on those gifts i’m making. i’ve still got a couple of days to get things finished so i can procrastinate and look at all the beautiful people on bluesky, right? or you can send me pics while i work and then i have something to look forward to later? both?

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i never got around to posting a fat cock yesterday so here’s a softie for saturday

i gotta make a watch band & wallet real quick for xmas presents. when i’m done with those i want to make something to wear for TBRU, but i’m not sure what. a harness? vest or tank top something? a gladiator skirt/kilt type thing? something else? oh yeah, here’s a shower pic i took yesterday

i was gonna post a butt pic for humpday but then i thought no, i do that all the time. then i was gonna post a shower pic for wet wednesday but then i thought no, i already took a shower today. so then i thought ill just post some musings and see what the internet had to say about it.

tooth care tuesday? i’m at the dentist for a cleaning a probably stern talking to about my flossing habits.

this is it. this is the last one i have in this series. so i better come up with some new ideas soon or there won’t be any noods for xmas. maybe i’ll get some new leather gear this year and i can take pics with that. chances are slim but we can hope. where do you buy your leather gear?

just a simple self portrait this evening. i probably should take a shower, but i’m probably not gonna. okay, that’s it. that’s all i got.

I found another one. it’s not my favorite pose, but my belly looks pretty good, so it’s not all bad. Ok, y’all get out there and have a great weekend and if you have sex (with yourself or someone else, I’m not picky) I want to hear all about it. And take pictures

i need to organize my photos better. it’s hard to remember which ones i’ve already posted. i’m pretty sure this one is new for you all. if not, well, you’re lucky and you get to see it twice.

Do y’all remember back in the late 90s early 2000s when every action movie had a soundtrack by some shitty rip-off of the Chemical Brothers? What was that all about? Anyway, here’s me Porky Piggin’ it in my motorcycle jacket.

I’m almost done with these pics I promise. But I may as well post them since I have them, right? Anyway, what are y’all up to on this fine Thursday? Anybody have exciting plans for the weekend?

This is not a cry for help. I’m just simply letting you all know that I do, in fact, own clothes. Also, stores don’t really go for my usual attire and I need to go and get some shopping done, so here we are.

it’s double the fun today because I’m feeling frisky. But I want to know what you think. Which picture you like better?

Everybody been talking about Heated Rivalry and posting their hockey jerseys and I decided I wanted to play along. Did I do it right?

well well well. look what I found tucked away and hiding at the bottom of my special toy chest. Who wants to play? 😁😈😁😈

one of these days I’m gonna post of pic of me fully dressed in real clothes and y’all are gonna freak out and think I’ve been kidnapped or brainwashed or something. Today isn’t that day. Today is Tuesday.

i’ve still got a few of these left so i’ll keep posting them until i get bored with them. in completely unrelated news, i kinda want to go to a circle jerk or jack off party. don’t know why it’s been on my mind lately, but it seems like it would be fun. who wants to go with me? who’s hosting?

a famous poet once said, “Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ‘round” Ponder that while you view my submission for Monday’s monochrome theme. and have a great day folks!

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel. … and it’s the perfect Christmas movie!

inspired by a recent post from @excalibear.bsky.social I decided to dress up for a little photo shoot. I kinda want to just dump the good shots all at once, but maybe I’ll slowly dole them out over the next week or so. We’ll see how things go

If you’re an #exhibitionist, quote post with a full-frontal nude. Being seen naked is fun.

so what’s the deal on Saturdays? Soft cocks? Sacks or is it hairy sacks? I assume tummies and tiddies are pretty much an everyday thing. Now, if you need me, I’m gonna in front of the TV, probably napping. Alone cuz all you sexy beasts live on other planes of existence or something.

i’m not gonna tell you what i did this afternoon, but i was still thinking about it when i got home and ended up doing this. so, take that for what it’s worth.

based on my wardrobe i could totally be your dad, don’t you think? (or maybe even your redneck grandpa looking at the camo/overall combination?) now the question is: are into it?

i don’t know who started the “show your butt on wednesday” thing, but far be it from me to argue with tradition. anyway, today i worked on my frog pose. its supposed to improve flexibility and help open up the hips. i’m probably gonna have to keep at it for a little bit to really open things up

a tummy tuesday two-fer. my grumpy post-yoga face and my mediocre reverse warrior pose both featuring prominent belly in case you’re into that sort of thing.

remember back in the day when i had a diligent steady yoga practice? yeah me either. it’s been so long. anyway, i did some poses today including this runners lunge and i thought you might like to see.

i was gonna post a regular g-rated selfie today, but it’s Monday after a long holiday weekend and it’s Monday. I thought the monochrome thing would look better on my cock than my face so here we are and i’m just one more dick on the internet. hope you all have a good day

I’m really not much of a top. at all. but this thread of butt pics going around is sooooooo good. y’all have some beautiful butts and I want to smack and kiss and massage all of them. keep up the good work and keep the butts coming! 🥵😁😈🤤

quote this post with your best butt pic pls and thanku x

Friday after Thanksgiving. just another day for some of us, or maybe an extra day off, but for some, this day is hell. For any of you that work in retail or similar jobs that have to work today i send you all my support and all the fat cock energy I can muster to help get you through.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone (even if you don’t celebrate you should still enjoy the day). Thank you to all the beautiful people that keep making my bsky experience what it is. I may not know you very well, but there are more than a few of you that i like more than some of my irl friends. 😉

it was cold this morning so i had to wear underwear and i thought you all needed photographic evidence. meanwhile perseus here is trying to tell me to pull my shirt down cuz my belly is hangin out. he’s such a good boy, always looking out for me

i may have already posted this pic, but i don’t care. i like it and it’s humpday and i have to advertise my wares. now the question is, who’s buyin’ what i’m sellin’?

sooooo. the filter for my fish pond decided it wanted to kick back and relax instead of doing its job. this is a project i was not prepared to deal with right now. send nudes to cheer me up

Tummy Tuesday with sheet wrinkle pattern because I just rolled out of bed and took a quick pic. My lazy sacrifice to the perpetually starving gods of internet pr0n. I hope all you handsome hip hunky huggable humans have a great day

i just took a shower and instead of getting dressed and getting chores done i decided laying in bed naked with mood lighting was a better way to spend my time. there may be consequences at some point, but we can’t live our lives worried about maybes and what ifs, can we?

semi-soft sunday. what time does the worship service start? and what did you bring for the potluck lunch afterwards?

softie saturday stretches this morning. i think i’m ready for a nap already, but there’s no rest for the wicked. i’ve got a few more winterizing things to get done before the holiday because you know i’m gonna be in a food coma for at least a couple of days.