the uncensored version. i don’t know if y’all still wanted to see this or not, but i’ll toss it out there

you honestly expect me to believe that all you do in the shower is bathe?

I know it’s still a few months out, but i’m curious if any of y’all are planning to go to TBRU in March. I’m trying to decide if I should make the effort to try and go this year.

What five events defined your childhood? Baby Jessica The Challenger Oliver North/Iran-Contra The Berlin Wall Rock Hudson/Robert Reed/Freddie Mercury

i really need to get my priorities in order. i’ve been trying to find time to take a dick pic all day but instead i was busy being productive and checking things off my to do list. next time i’ll have to remember to take the dick pics first

seems like a good time for this little reminder… now whip ‘em out and let’s see all the goodies!

yes. i am still in bed. no. it is not because i’m being lazy or generally avoiding real life right now. you and i both know the only reason i’m still in bed right now is because i’m waiting for one (or several?) of you to come over and do gloriously unspeakable things to me. ⏰ dick dock dick dock ⏰

some (most?) days the internet is just a vile cesspit w/ a few brief glimpses of beauty & hope, then there are days like today where all the ugliness gets blocked out by wonderful humans saying wonderful things to remind you that you are a wonderful human too. to the wonderful humans: thank you!

yes this is what i’m wearing today. it’s called fashion. get into it. okay, maybe it’s not really fashion, but metalworking in the backyard isn’t exactly a Paris catwalk, and besides y’all just wanna see my cute, fuckable ass anyway, right? right??

hey look! i’m still alive and it’s tuesday so y’all get a rare, one of a kind, picture of my naked belly (and some other odds and ends, mostly just because they’re all attached). and hey, if you ask real nice i might let you touch it. you never know what could happen

the other day when i took my overalls pic i forgot to show yall the inside look at my undergarments (or lack thereof). i’ll try to start dressing more respectably in the future

you could stay at home and do your usual saturday night thing or you could come over and play with my butt. what’s it gonna be?

i havent done one of these in forever, but excalibear.bsky.social earlier post inspired me to look and see. and i have to say i am so lucky to have so many cool, interesting, fun, smart, entertaining, beautiful, sexy, and all around generally fantastic humans as part of my community.

i haven’t been online hardly at all today, which sucks because it’s friday so i know i missed a lot of good stuff from you guys. in other news, someone asked me for this pic earlier and i thought some others might like it too, so here ya go.

what’s the appropriate/polite way to tell one of your mutuals that you haven’t really interacted with that you really really really wanna play with his cock? i don’t want to be creepy or cringe, but also he’s got a gorgeous pecker and i just wanna fondle it for a little while 🤷‍♂️

thinking thursday? is that a thing? it probably shouldn’t be. Who’s gonna help me take my mind off the state of the world, and how do you plan on achieving that goal?

today has been a day. but i’m home now, stripped down to my pretty pink jockstrap, and now i’m ready to do something fun. what do you suggest? anything sound fun to you?

I thought, ooh I'll make an OF account so I can watch some of these BSKY folks doin' it. Entered email, password, verified email, added CC details. Then I got stuck verifying my age. They can't tell from any of the dozens of selfies I took with their software whether or not I'm over the age of 18

it’s been a hot minute since I did a tighty whities tuesday post so here’s a two-fer. And of course there’s plenty of tummy for you too

this is the tummy tuesday post of someone who is faced with a morning of unwanted & unpleasant tasks to complete. if you can send sexy pictures, flirty banter, or other similar interactions, please consider making a contribution to the improvement of my day

Sundays are for layin around naked, takin naps, and generally relaxin. I’ll probably throw in some other kind of “self-care” later. If you want to help out, you know where to find me

*Rearranged movie quotes* Joan Crawford: “Why can’t you give me the respect I’m entitled to!?!?” Christina Crawford as Tai: “Because you’re just a virgin who can’t drive.” and yeah, i wore a thong today. I mean, if no one else wants to spread these cheeks, I guess I’ll just do it myself.

The dad in Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift is hot AF and i would totally let him get my motor running, rev up my engine, and give me some high octane fuel injection 🏎️🍆💦🏎️

This week we’re doing a flashback fcf because the lighting is shit and I don’t want to fix it right now. So this was late 2021 when I was stretching my balls. I don’t it very often these days, but it’s certainly still a kink I enjoy from time to time 😈

It’s humpday again & I’m reminded how much I absolutely love ass pics, but I really don’t like hole pics. I’m sure I’m in the minority on that & that’s okay. It’s just a random opinion that you can completely ignore. Anyway, here’s a backside pic from my time in the yard yesterday.

Some days you just gotta suction cup a dildo to the shower wall and take yourself on a little joy ride. I don’t have any pictures of that, but I did take a pretty good Tummy Tuesday picture this afternoon when I was workin in the back yard.

All of my tummy pics were out of focus, so I guess y’all gonna have to make do with tight end Tuesday. I’m sure there’s at least a couple of tops left out there that won’t mind the substitution. If i get a chance I’ll try to take a more traditional tummy Tues pic later. or maybe Tutti Frutti 😉

It’s Tuesday folks. What do you want to see? Tummy? Tiddies? Tighty Whities? Towels? Tony Baloney? Tacos? Terra Cotta Tiles? Television? Tokens for the adult arcade? Tulips? Travel documentaries? something else that starts with T? I’d love to hear your opinions/suggestions 😘

I don’t think I like this pic in Monochrome, but whatever. I got a 2 gauge circular barbell for my PA, but the inner diameter is too small I think. It looks pretty good, but it feels a little tighter inside the ring than I’d like. I guess I’ll just have to keep shopping.

What’s today? Melodramatic Monday? Close enough. Here’s a simple selfie because there’s more to than just a pretty cock. Not much more, but still.

I wasn’t gonna post anything today, but here I am putting my dick on display because i’m bored and/or horny and/or some other reason. so, there you have it.

Hue lights make photo lighting really weird sometimes but you can still see my Saturday softie which is all you really wanna see anyway, right? It’s okay. I don’t mind. You can objectify me all you want. But if you’re gonna do that, you should tell me about it

i’ll play. i’ll be slow to respond, but i’ll play

Thicc Thursday/Thirsty Thursday/Thighsday— whatever you wanna call it. my requisite nude o’ the day for all you fine queer folks. now it’s time for you to tell me how hot i am and all the fun sexy things you wanna do to me

i’d be willing to bet each and every one of you has a story that confirms this

i’m jumping the gun on throwback thursday so i can share this picture of me at the Marriott in Portland OR way back in 2017

i felt like i needed a quick win today so i slapped together this leather bracelet and cuff. i think they turned out alright, what do you think? or did you even notice the leather? i know sometimes y’all can get a little tunnel vision when there’s a dick around, even a cute little one like mine 😜

i don’t usually post ass pics like this but here we are, & who knows maybe some hot tops will crawl out of the woodwork. anyway there’s this guy who follows me & he likes a lot of my posts. his profile pic looks real, and he’s kinda hot, but he has NO other posts. i’m like c’mon show me somethin!

humpday previews. i may post another one tomorrow. i may not. stay tuned to see what happens on tomorrow’s episode of The Days of Blue Skies

if you’re wearing a leather jacket is it okay if it’s lined with rabbit fur or is fur still a no no even when paired with leather?

i was gonna do tighty whities tuesday, but that involved putting on clothes so i nixed the idea and stuck with tummy and titties and todger. anyway, i need someone to cuddle and make out with today if you know anyone that’s available

i don’t think i’ve done a MCM post before. what do you think? did i do it right?

Sunday. Weird pose for me. I don’t think I like it, but I haven’t exposed myself lately so I figured what the hell. How was the weekend? What’s on the agenda for the week ahead? Who’s gonna send me artful nudes this week?

words to live by oh, and don’t forget to support queer artists

apparently if is now illegal to own more than 2 sex dolls in the state of texas.

i know it’s monday, but i took a tummy tuesday picture so you get what you get. hopefully y’all won’t mind too much. anyway, who wants to make out let me play with your fun bits?

gays these days really don’t talk about Elizabeth Taylor (or Kim Novak) enough. youtube.com/shorts/oFosV...

i don’t know what is wrong with me. i bought another whole side of leather. i still have so much from my last leather shopping trip. i gotta start getting some good ideas and make some stuff. any suggestions?

stopped in to get a rectal swab (and the rest of the STI panel) because i’m a responsible fucker or fuckee more accurately, and i took the opportunity to show off my big belly and my jockey y-fronts for tummy & tighty whitey tuesday. now what should i do?