Confusing my coworker by telling her I take estrogen to be cute and young looking. Apparently nobody at work knew I was trans???

Okay but where TF can I get a pink cage

No joke. On the bus yesterday I overheard two guys drunk midday going "OI MATE, U GETTING THE NEW MCDONALDS EPSTEIN BURGER?"

Fuck yeah DOGGY BOWL BREAKFAST AGAIN

Watching YouTube while eating from a dog bowl when do I get pet

Reopening Animal Crossing and realizing KK never came to the new island I made 4 years ago

Wife couch

It's that time of year where Grindr becomes filled with amazing people and more ugly men trying to fuck me

Night crew made an awful batch of bagels and the poor things didn't even wanna float in the kettle Almost puked at work due to being stressed over bagels 😭

Gets a call at 6 am from one of the stores asking if they can increase their bagel order.... FUCK YEAH BITCH ILL MAKE MORE BAGELS FOR YOU LETS FUCKING GO GET THEM ROUND HOLE BREADS

Jumping on more of THE FINALS while I admire my new cute Clover Emote www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Taco bells today

Get Gardevoir Bageled Nerds

If work doesn't let me make heart bagels during Valentine's I'm gonna riot

Went to see this and holy fuck it was great. I really wanna ask what they do with old posters because I WANT IT

Mmmmmmmm Me when $4 bag of cups :( Me when $6 popcorn at movie ;)

Me on the phone calling stores if they want bagels (They want more bagels)

Joining a random hardcore Minecraft server because you just wanna fish in a corner as you watch everyone die around you

Finally, got my first Amethyst in THE FINALS!

Streaming THE FINALS till my kidneys shut down www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Gonna collect an army of 500 sheep and throw my girlfriend off a cliff in Palworld www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Weird sitting down at fast food and feeling cozy there instead of feeling pushed out

What happened to my apple

Spending all day today watching movies because I wanna make my Regal Unlimited actually worth it. Will say Housemaid had horrid music choice but honestly not a bad movie.

Chat Do I need to re buy splatoon

The goblins at work baked off like 7 dozen too many bagels so I have to bake less THIS IS A CRIME, LET ME BAKE MY HOLES

Oh shit the overnight bakers made pickle bagels This stuffs rad! I hope we get it as a monthly

This bagel was so awful I had to take it off the line and eat it myself, gotta make sure nobody gets bad work~

Puked this morning and don't know why. It's time for a plain boring bagel for breakfast.

It's warm AF outside rn considering its January. Time to stay inside and play sonic racing

Playing THE FINALS and running around Ranked till I cry www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Holy shit Team Fortress 2 Stream in 2026 someone check Squidly's Pulse she might be breathing for once www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Eat my bagel

I am so glad Embark gave us Chuck for Heaven or Else in #TheFinals. nothing like playing catch with a friend!

Might go to Exton this Sunday. Maybe. For MaiMai

It's time for our yearly dip down the rabbit hole. With October being here, its time to play American McGee's Alice once more! Join us for an all day long twitch stream where we bash skulls, break chess, and eat some cake. www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

this dude is so 🥀🥀🥀

tempting to back into a Cardcaptor Sakura binge

yall I think I have to get the Hatsune Miku racing game

I would like to thank trader joes for persuading me to eat something other than my normal boring favorite. Pumpkin pecan oatmeal fucking SLAPPED with a few hashbrowns on the side

Just took a Gamer Nap, drank a Gamer Coffee, put on Gamer Pants, and now im gonna do a Gamer Stream playing THE FINALS. Come join madness. www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Bread shift today and the work is insane AF. Was sent extra dough and I have to double stuff the racks to *try* and get shit done

Your 87th Favorite Rock Candy enjoyer is eating Banana Oatmeal and playing some Team Fortress 2. You should come over and call her a bad word. www.twitch.tv/popesquidly39

Got some exciting new flavors from @madrinas.com, including their seasonal flavors! Which one should I try first? Want some for yourself? Use code DONTFIGHTDUCKS for 20% off!

why cant I use my sonar pen WITH THE SWITCH 2 COLORS LIVE YOU FUCKS

A lovely fall treat~

Just realized that Pokemon ZA comes out on my HRT Anniversary