why are umbrellas the world's most loseable item

mayonnaise is just lotion for bread

my first dreamland video is now up :) THE VERY START! youtu.be/2hLs7z6HGUI

I exist in a purgatory of always waiting for my crispy chicken wrap

*drinks milk* today i am visible

i have started a store on acggoods to see if it might be a better way to bridge the gap between selling art on kofi and POD merch on fourthwall. Options are limited so far, but I'm impressed with the company's interest in sustainability so i'm trying it out! acggoods.com/store/saltci...

open my mouth and salamanders start pouring out specifically the lungless salamander they ate all my oxygen i'm drowning

Attention every artists!! ACGGOODS is here!! #wooacry #artistbusiness

google search: how to make money and be happy at the same time

new petition to get me in zootopia 3 youtu.be/L08BmogkFI8

bingo card where every square says "piss my pants" easy win.

i'm playing my voicezoo for the first time surely this will be a calm and normal experience www.twitch.tv/saltcipher

tcg shop run by a guy named broman dudechad

she cten on my phore till i comb jelly

Get adopted at Applebees

Why the fuck did they make generative AI public and widespread before mass producing a robot that changes your bedsheets for you

SECOND DREAM OF DREAMLAND SMP!! www.twitch.tv/josiewizard www.twitch.tv/justjaxper www.twitch.tv/thekingofsta... www.twitch.tv/ggabraxas

dermiphagy is a beautiful name for a baby boy

Deleted my last post because it got more traction than I wanted. It was intentionally vague, but about my grandma passing yesterday. It wasn't an invitation for conversation.

Im 1 yr older than pokemon

A BIG RAT CROSSED MY PATH!!!!! BEST BDAY GIFT EVER

I am another year older

Seems to be accurate now. Don't forget that you have many alternatives!

every restaurant should have rice

i have updated my side YouTube channel to be more family friendly focused! I've cut cursing out of videos and am excited to share more whimsy and maybe even some educational content in the future! youtube.com/@octeagoda?s...

It's kind of crazy to think that we're closer related to starfish than we are to octopus

New Project launching today :) 4PM PST/ 7PM EST Ft. twitch.tv/saltcipher , twitch.tv/ggabraxas and more! This project will be mostly posted to youtube, so VODs are deleted after streams (until february) so tune in while you can if you want the early glimpses!

I wanna get caught up on editing videos so bad but first I need to smoke my textbook and eat an entire microscope piece by piece

Happy new year may your treatments ease your symptoms and your favorite foods be frequently discounted

January

I've been getting back into watercolor painting during the holidays and these are the pieces I made for abraxas and bite :)

spogos spinted consumer of worlds

This video gets a little more unhinged than usual. youtu.be/Y-ZWIkwfnu8

"Where's your lunchbox?" They ask me. I snort defiantly and open my skull like it's on a hinge and pull out my snackies and my juice box

As you may or may not have heard- my friends and I over at TeamMirrorHouse have worked together to make a demo for an Upcoming Horror VN; 'Ride Or Die' Do you like 'cute' mascots and questionable theme parks? well we have the game for you! #indiegame #indiedev teammirrorhouse.itch.io/ride-or-die-...

Forest walk favs photodump :) #pacificnorthwest #rainforest #fungi

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

SALINES POV OF OUROBOROS PROTOCOL GAME 2 IS NOW UP. TW: for gunshots, pixel gore & horror themes. youtu.be/voJusnso0Jk

5 MINUTES www.twitch.tv/saltcipher

Thank you so much to everyone who donated and participated in this year's Build Fright!! We were able to donate $2,540 to charity this year because of all of you! #SS2025 #ACLU

It's WEEN!! #pumpkincarving #pumpkinpatch #queeryoutuber #nonbinary youtu.be/DLi4wEUvHUQ

whts the diffenrfdce between physiotherapy and chiroprancy

spooky commission for the spooky season >:) #digitalart #furryart #commission #queerartist

FNY. friday night yoghurt.

hey guys 😏😏😏 saw another BMFR* tonight 😉😉🤞 yeah, be jealous 🐙🎉🥳 (*Big Motherfucking Rat)

NEW VIDEO: building all sorts of farms in hardcore!! I had fun editing this one youtu.be/baODrY_0y_g #hardcoreminecraft

Happy Indigenous People's Day! And Choctaw Day! If you wanna support my art check out the links in my bio, or look at it right here! #indigenouspeoplesday #choctaw

BUILD FRIGHT REVENGE IS HERE!! Prepare for a spooky fun charity stream featuring even more amazing creators! #SS2025 Your donation will go to TWO great causes this year as donos to Gamer's Outreach will be matched and donated to ACLU to help in their defense of trans rights <3

NEXT EPISODE of my Ourobourous Protocol POV is up >:) everyone should watch so u can see saline being a good househusband. #ouroborosprotocol #mcyt youtu.be/FGh_byw2vhg

NEW STUFF IN MY KOFI SHOP TOO!! EXCITING DAY!! stickers and prints of some of my original paintings!! ko-fi.com/saltcipher/s...