Happy 🐖🍂 THICKS-giving, you greedy, gluttonous SPANKSGIVING PIGGY 🐷 It’s the season of stuffing 😏🍽️ and getting stuffed 🍆😮‍💨, and I know EXACTLY what you’re grateful for…

Do you know what I’m absolutely not thankful for? Not ONE of you degenerates had the the HUMAN DECENCY to invite me over, slam me down on the table, and stuff me like a turkey until I am dripping gravy. Not even a finger in my sweet potato pie. I mean REALLY. Where is the holeigay spirit??

What is your kinkiest taboo gainer fantasy? 😏

I kinda want to see someone’s cock in a hotdog bun. 😋

I’m getting sick of the power going out. This shouldn’t be happening 4-5 times/year. The power was supposed to be back on at 11. Came back at 5:30. Im tired and grumpy AF bc I can’t get good sleep without a CPAP and now I’m having to throw away everything in my fridge 2 days after a grocery trip.

I'm a little worried about being a slut...

Okay, fine. I tried again.

Coworker: “Guys, I don’t know if any of you will know this, but my algorithm changed and I learned something about gay men. There’s a baby… an adult one… like ab-abcdefg. But they are adults who like to wear diapers!” Me: “So do you prefer the ABU Husky or Giraffe more?”

I updated one of my gainer profiles and I’m not going to lie. I wrote a couple of sentences and didn’t realize how much my cock would start leaking.

Should I post this? Absolutely not. 🙈 I know jars should be filled in a spectrum, but I don’t have the tools, so I color-coded instead: Circled = top kinks Green = favorites Yellow = love Blue = like Red = not into Yeah, its extreme, but it you’re into them too, DM me. Haha.

So, uh, I was eating lunch at work and busted my pants button open like a weight gain cartoon. Lmao

Tonight, Daddy’s Boy is eating churros and washing each bite down with soda.

J-Jack in my…Jack in my box until I… until I…combo…

Anyway, who is going to feed me until I can’t reach my fupa?

Do you ever just want to post some really kinky shit, but you know it’ll be too dark for the people who follow you here from irl? Hi, friends. Haha. Like, yeah, you know I’m a gainer, but I have some fantasies that won’t go away no matter how much I eat or cum. Only those who get it, get it.

Sometimes I post something unhinged or extremely kinky. Half the time, I do it just to see how unprepared some of you are for the chaos. The other times…well, let’s just say a certain omega forgot to take his heat suppressants again. You’ll never know which version of me hit send.

I’m really happy for the chubby chasers who like “a little belly,” but honestly I can’t get it up if you don’t want me the size of a house.

Uhm, If "Santa isn't real," then who fucked me behind the dumpster at the mall while forcing me to eat christmas tree cakes? Hm?

Nurse Joy wished me a Happy Birthday before anyone in my family. That’s how great today is going.

4 hours and 13 minutes until full depression hits. I hate this stupid day of the year. Lmao

When Par*s is being destroyed, but the tower is pink, so I serve C*nt instead.

I always have to lie during icebreakers at work and conferences because how am I supposed to tell normies that my life goal is to be someone’s enormously fat submissive puppy boy?

This is my back yard when it just happened. I still hear explosions.

They sat me in a booth. I squeezed in, heard and felt a suspicious break, and I’m about 99% sure my fat ass just claimed another seat’s life. Anyway, time to demolish this 1,500-calorie dessert, if that’s the kind of thing that gets your motor running. 😏 Woof, woof, woof, am I right? #gainer

Now back to my regularly scheduled programming

Me: “I like this place because they say the burritos are the size of your head, but I really can’t do that before belly night at the bar.” Friend: “We should eat there b/c they will love our stuffed bellies!!” Me: “You say that but it ain’t going to be sexy when I’m shitting in a bar bathroom.”

I’ll be your FAT-her figure. I drink that Dr. Pepper. I can make deals with the waiter because my rolls are bigger. Leave it with me. I eat for the family.

It’s that time of year where I get jealous over a Megachub pumpkin.

Just found the hickey @rottedotter.bsky.social left on me.

@rottedotter.bsky.social while we try to figure out what to have for lunch: “Go touch food, fatty.”

I found some really shitty art of my first fursona I did in MIDDLE SCHOOL. I’ve been a fat fur for 17 years, more than half my life. The internet is truly ✨forever ✨lmao. I deeply regret to show you this and also inform you it was in a notebook that made it to the school’s lost and found.

My Fupa tastes like Pepsi Cola.

“Make me fatter, daddy”

Petition to make an even larger size of Snickers, call it “Fat Ass Size,” and add more/larger dick veins. Send Tweet.

You know what they say. A batch of cookies and a gallon of milk a day, keeps the doctor away. Or whatever.

@rottedotter.bsky.social isn’t just a feeder! He’s a… hamburger helper. Tehehe. :3

Tomorrow, I start my 28th first day of school. I never left. I made a career out of education. I did P-12, 4 years of undergrad, 2 years of grad, and then went right into academia post graduation. That kind of blows my mind.

Just minding my own business at a virtual company wide meeting when the in person attendees have to do breakout sessions & I see a message in the Teams chat saying, “I wish we had break out rooms for online folx.” Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I attend virtually so I don’t have to fucking do work, Carol.

He came at me to hurt my ego, but accidentally seduced my inner weirdo.

I feel like everyone would be happier if I died.

I believe a “You’re such a good boy” is in order. Good boys finish their dessert. Buurrp.

Hell yeah, I was a teacher’s pet. Why else would I have a fucking praise kink and pretend to be a fat gay dog?

The 75 Hard challenge, except it's just me drinking 5 b*ost VHC’s every day for 75 consecutive days.

Chaser: “I like fat guys.” Me: “How big do you like?” Chaser: “Bigger is better.” Me: “Do you have an ideal range?” Chaser: “About 270lbs. Maybe 300lbs if they carry it well.” Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: “I have to go.”

💦☀️ Just having a splash with my friend. Hose us down at the Chill Bar. 🐶🚿 #gainer #chub