When everyone is taking ozempic before summer but im lowkirkenuinely fat fucking chud maxxing by ripping the penjamin and eating McDonald’s 3 times a day.

I’m dressed like a fat sloppy dad going whole hog on this popcorn like it’s ass. Send tweet.

This is how many hours I’ve sat on my fat ass at home after sitting my fat ass at work all day for the last 3 months.

I could really go for a fur con hallway pizza rn

Will you come rub my belly this summer? Don't go to Russia. @rottedotter.bsky.social

Will you come rub my belly this summer? Don't go to Russia. @rottedotter.bsky.social

My belly is the largest sex organ I have.

Throwback to whatever possessed me to post this on Facebook.

Sometimes I forgot that it’s not “normal” to have this cute little alarm that reminds me to eat a cupcake everyday. #JustFatFuckThings.

Call me Beary Poppins the way I’m huffing a bottle of Rush. …Wait, what do you mean that isn’t the plot of the movie?

I built a hot spring and I think the muscular chaser is checking out the Superchub. They about to get nasty and I am here for it!

Just accidentally jorked it a bit to a pizza ad.

I have a colleague who decided to order everyone shirts and we are EXPECTED to wear them to an event tomorrow. I was not asked about my size, but the largest shirt size she purchased was a 2XL. I am currently trying to find a way to tell her and my boss that I can't participate B/C I wear a 4XL-5XL.

Sex is cool, but nothing will ever beat the feeling of overeating until I can’t breathe.

Furries with huge fat fucking sonas. No, take what you just imagined and think BIGGER.

It’s world ob*sity day and no one has asked me to be their ob*se planet yet. Smh

Everyone’s favorite game!

I LOVE HIM 😭

I want someone to play with my cock while I finish this dessert.

Do yall ever just feel like a mess after eating TB? I feel like there is always sour cream all over my grubby paws, nacho cheese dripping down my titties, and my fupa is leaking.

Damn do I get so fucking hard about extreme obesity

“Pretty much I would let Rolly know that he is a fat c*nt.”

… you can’t say any of that, Biff

It’s getting really scarily hot that I’ll have a double quarter pounder, large fry, 20 pc nugget, a large coke, and still feel hungry 20 minutes after eating.

I regret to inform EVERYONE (derogatory) that not a SINGLE soul had the decency to ask me to be their Lardi Gras yesterday. Not ONE “hey queen, wanna come over and absolutely fuck up this king cake?” This is Unfuckingbelievable and unforgivable.

Pizza, chocolate chip cookies, chips, cookie butter, and a boost VHC. Breakfast of gainers.

How many times has your boyfriend said, “why are we always talking about him?”

I want a syrupy navel job rn

I need a mouth on my fat titties rn I swear

Something LGBT just happen to me on Animal Crossing. He randomly walks into my house and gives me a school uniform and a pet bed. I am kind of creeped out, but also… aroused?

Would it be deranged of me to write fanfic where a certain hockey player gets an injury that ends his career? His injury causes weight to pile on while his boyfriend feeds him. Outgrowing the idea that he was ever an athlete. Asking for a friend. A very sick, very horny friend.

Apparently, my friends have been calling me a puck bunny because all I can think about is the boy aquarium.

It’s really fucking shitty to try to stay calm and level headed when everything around you is falling apart and no one can do anything to help you. So you just have to sit there and be fucking miserable

Hold up. It’s been like 3 years since I’ve played this game. I forgot my villagers call me that.

Call it Rage Baiting the way that I need to beat my fucking meat.

After getting belly rubs all night I’m at home and horny as fuck. I need fat boooooys.

The White Lies Fursdays event was solid. I had a lot of fun and so many people were rubbing my belly that I started a tally count on my back…. IYKYK

I wanna get chocolate fellatio so bad rn. 😫 Update: It has come to my attention that I meant that I want chocolate affogato. But also the first thing.

I confidently announced I wanted a Superchub burger instead of a ‘super big boy’ and felt my soul leave my body. 🫣💀

My sister: dogs love to roll around in stinky stuff Me: That’s why I like to put my face in a man’s pits My mom:!?!?👁️ 👄 👁️

Mom: Here is a gift for your dog! Me: OMFG, are these CBD Mpreg treats? Mom: ??? 👁️👄👁️

I’m eating late, because I’m a gainer. 🎶

Santa asked if I needed training. I jingled. He ho-ho-ho’d. I’m the reason the naughty list exists. I just know the North ✨Pole ✨ HR is gonna hear about this.

My driver called me fat and then told me I needed to lose weight. To emphasize his point, he stopped the car and fastened my seatbelt for me.

Can we talk about these cookies for just a second? Every year I tell myself, “It’s just the same dough with a little Christmas tree printed on it, calm down.” And every year my brain says, “Shut up, fat ass,” and my hand launches multiple boxes into the cart like I’m competing in the Olympics.

Happy 🐖🍂 THICKS-giving, you greedy, gluttonous SPANKSGIVING PIGGY 🐷 It’s the season of stuffing 😏🍽️ and getting stuffed 🍆😮‍💨, and I know EXACTLY what you’re grateful for…

Do you know what I’m absolutely not thankful for? Not ONE of you degenerates had the the HUMAN DECENCY to invite me over, slam me down on the table, and stuff me like a turkey until I am dripping gravy. Not even a finger in my sweet potato pie. I mean REALLY. Where is the holeigay spirit??

What is your kinkiest taboo gainer fantasy? 😏