I regret to inform EVERYONE (derogatory) that not a SINGLE soul had the decency to ask me to be their Lardi Gras yesterday. Not ONE “hey queen, wanna come over and absolutely fuck up this king cake?” This is Unfuckingbelievable and unforgivable.

Pizza, chocolate chip cookies, chips, cookie butter, and a boost VHC. Breakfast of gainers.

How many times has your boyfriend said, “why are we always talking about him?”

I want a syrupy navel job rn

I need a mouth on my fat titties rn I swear

Something LGBT just happen to me on Animal Crossing. He randomly walks into my house and gives me a school uniform and a pet bed. I am kind of creeped out, but also… aroused?

Would it be deranged of me to write fanfic where a certain hockey player gets an injury that ends his career? His injury causes weight to pile on while his boyfriend feeds him. Outgrowing the idea that he was ever an athlete. Asking for a friend. A very sick, very horny friend.

Apparently, my friends have been calling me a puck bunny because all I can think about is the boy aquarium.

It’s really fucking shitty to try to stay calm and level headed when everything around you is falling apart and no one can do anything to help you. So you just have to sit there and be fucking miserable

Hold up. It’s been like 3 years since I’ve played this game. I forgot my villagers call me that.

Call it Rage Baiting the way that I need to beat my fucking meat.

After getting belly rubs all night I’m at home and horny as fuck. I need fat boooooys.

The White Lies Fursdays event was solid. I had a lot of fun and so many people were rubbing my belly that I started a tally count on my back…. IYKYK

I wanna get chocolate fellatio so bad rn. 😫 Update: It has come to my attention that I meant that I want chocolate affogato. But also the first thing.

I confidently announced I wanted a Superchub burger instead of a ‘super big boy’ and felt my soul leave my body. 🫣💀

My sister: dogs love to roll around in stinky stuff Me: That’s why I like to put my face in a man’s pits My mom:!?!?👁️ 👄 👁️

Mom: Here is a gift for your dog! Me: OMFG, are these CBD Mpreg treats? Mom: ??? 👁️👄👁️

I’m eating late, because I’m a gainer. 🎶

Santa asked if I needed training. I jingled. He ho-ho-ho’d. I’m the reason the naughty list exists. I just know the North ✨Pole ✨ HR is gonna hear about this.

My driver called me fat and then told me I needed to lose weight. To emphasize his point, he stopped the car and fastened my seatbelt for me.

Can we talk about these cookies for just a second? Every year I tell myself, “It’s just the same dough with a little Christmas tree printed on it, calm down.” And every year my brain says, “Shut up, fat ass,” and my hand launches multiple boxes into the cart like I’m competing in the Olympics.

Happy 🐖🍂 THICKS-giving, you greedy, gluttonous SPANKSGIVING PIGGY 🐷 It’s the season of stuffing 😏🍽️ and getting stuffed 🍆😮‍💨, and I know EXACTLY what you’re grateful for…

Do you know what I’m absolutely not thankful for? Not ONE of you degenerates had the the HUMAN DECENCY to invite me over, slam me down on the table, and stuff me like a turkey until I am dripping gravy. Not even a finger in my sweet potato pie. I mean REALLY. Where is the holeigay spirit??

What is your kinkiest taboo gainer fantasy? 😏

I kinda want to see someone’s cock in a hotdog bun. 😋

I’m getting sick of the power going out. This shouldn’t be happening 4-5 times/year. The power was supposed to be back on at 11. Came back at 5:30. Im tired and grumpy AF bc I can’t get good sleep without a CPAP and now I’m having to throw away everything in my fridge 2 days after a grocery trip.

I'm a little worried about being a slut...

Okay, fine. I tried again.

Coworker: “Guys, I don’t know if any of you will know this, but my algorithm changed and I learned something about gay men. There’s a baby… an adult one… like ab-abcdefg. But they are adults who like to wear diapers!” Me: “So do you prefer the ABU Husky or Giraffe more?”

I updated one of my gainer profiles and I’m not going to lie. I wrote a couple of sentences and didn’t realize how much my cock would start leaking.

Should I post this? Absolutely not. 🙈 I know jars should be filled in a spectrum, but I don’t have the tools, so I color-coded instead: Circled = top kinks Green = favorites Yellow = love Blue = like Red = not into Yeah, its extreme, but it you’re into them too, DM me. Haha.

So, uh, I was eating lunch at work and busted my pants button open like a weight gain cartoon. Lmao

Tonight, Daddy’s Boy is eating churros and washing each bite down with soda.

J-Jack in my…Jack in my box until I… until I…combo…

Anyway, who is going to feed me until I can’t reach my fupa?

Do you ever just want to post some really kinky shit, but you know it’ll be too dark for the people who follow you here from irl? Hi, friends. Haha. Like, yeah, you know I’m a gainer, but I have some fantasies that won’t go away no matter how much I eat or cum. Only those who get it, get it.

Sometimes I post something unhinged or extremely kinky. Half the time, I do it just to see how unprepared some of you are for the chaos. The other times…well, let’s just say a certain omega forgot to take his heat suppressants again. You’ll never know which version of me hit send.

I’m really happy for the chubby chasers who like “a little belly,” but honestly I can’t get it up if you don’t want me the size of a house.

Uhm, If "Santa isn't real," then who fucked me behind the dumpster at the mall while forcing me to eat christmas tree cakes? Hm?

Nurse Joy wished me a Happy Birthday before anyone in my family. That’s how great today is going.

4 hours and 13 minutes until full depression hits. I hate this stupid day of the year. Lmao

When Par*s is being destroyed, but the tower is pink, so I serve C*nt instead.

I always have to lie during icebreakers at work and conferences because how am I supposed to tell normies that my life goal is to be someone’s enormously fat submissive puppy boy?

This is my back yard when it just happened. I still hear explosions.

They sat me in a booth. I squeezed in, heard and felt a suspicious break, and I’m about 99% sure my fat ass just claimed another seat’s life. Anyway, time to demolish this 1,500-calorie dessert, if that’s the kind of thing that gets your motor running. 😏 Woof, woof, woof, am I right? #gainer

Now back to my regularly scheduled programming

Me: “I like this place because they say the burritos are the size of your head, but I really can’t do that before belly night at the bar.” Friend: “We should eat there b/c they will love our stuffed bellies!!” Me: “You say that but it ain’t going to be sexy when I’m shitting in a bar bathroom.”