Our dog Bella is telling RFK: Keep your damn hands off of racoon penises!

Today is Kirby’s fifth birthday. We should all celebrate it because: He has never tanked the economy He has never been accused of being a pedophile He has never started a war Has never tried to suppress people’s right to vote He has never tried to take away peoples Social Security or Medicare

Blows my mind that I get dozens of emails saying that Bondi got fired, and they’re asking me for a political donation. Why?

I was told when getting new glasses, that my right eye doesn’t have a correction. I guess I’ll have to wear a monocle like Mr. Peanut.

So Trump, who claimed that redness on his hands was caused by shaking hands. Now he has nasty sores on his neck. Is that caused by shaking necks?

I’m probably in the minority here, but I really don’t like highway roundabouts!

Unfortunately, it’s becoming more and more apparent that if Trump ordered the Air Force to carpet bomb a blue city, they would blindly obey and the Republicans would just bob their heads in unison.

Who’s a good boy!

Israel and Arab Nations Ask Trump to Refrain From Attacking Iran. Maybe we can see if they’ll ask about attacking America too.

I was in a room alone with my dog when I sneezed. I said excuse me. He looked at me like, “Dude, you know I’m a dog, right?”

The song “I’d Love to Change the World” by Ten Years After would make a fine national anthem. Better than the recycled British bar song we currently use.

Screw windmills and solar panels. What about an electric eel powered grid!

This is the worst LSD trip ever!

My elderly Trump loving neighbor called me in the middle of the night to tell me he called the police because he heard voices in his yard. They told him to go back to bed. Now he’s got Parkinsons and is in assisted living. Hopefully, his voting days are over.

I’ll never understand Trump voters. I worked in a machinist union. Most of my coworkers voted for him. They were voting for someone who is so against their own interests. He hates unions, social security and Medicare. It’s like willingly handing a home invader the keys to your home.

The people are speaking. Gotta love it!

Mitch McConnell’s tombstone…

Mitch McConnell’s tombstone…

As ugly as cybertrucks are, these people made theirs even uglier. The telephone pole in front of it improves it.

His best friend.

A picture of the orange turd reacting to the ruling against his DOGE crimes against America.

Watched four football games this weekend. When they ended, all four losing teams and coaches congratulated the teams that won. No conspiracy theories, no sulking, no whining. Imagine that. Being a good sport!

These next four years are going to suck. Wake me when it’s over

These next four years are going to suck. Wake me when it’s over

Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time with a camera. Just ask the pee-pee tape photographer

Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time with a camera. Just ask the pee-pee tape photographer

I’m so disgusted that this coffee mug is relevant again.

My dog Kirby is going to give that fussy little Pomeranian a piece of his mind

@minakimes.bsky.social My dog Kirby is a big Seahawks fan.

I hope if Biden issues pardons for Trumpsters enemies list he “forgets” to do one for Mitch McConnell.

I’m going to be tempted to say we told you so, but I personally will resist that. They’ll think I’m being an elitist and will resist meaningful change. Only when the economy tanks, abortion is banned nationally, Mudsk and company have ended our social programs Maybe they’ll come to their senses.

Wild man Kirby