the thing lurking in the cellar left my neighbors arm on my back porch……… this is…… problematic…..

I apologize.

Clark Kent: “Well gosh! I wish a fat useless mentally-ill chud would bounce on it crazy style rn….” Me:

hiring Etsy witches to help me manifest a portal opening so I can escape to a world where Superman exists so I can crack him

overwatch sucks dont fall for that shit

it learned to mimic my alarm hello kitty alarm clock i havent used since sixth grade. It’s gotten more aggressive and the neighbjrs have started whispering when i walk by. Ghey think i dont nktice but i do.

Can I make a really inappropriate bluesky about Clark Kent please will you kill me

Clark Kent smother me

YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK YOURE HAVING A PANIC

it started mimicking the sound of my late wife’s laugh

“god im back from a long day of saving metropolis and the world!” Me, the humble Superman fan disguised as a Superman robot:

the thing that lurks near the cellar has gotten louder and braver as of late. I think one of the neighbors can see it too. it keeps leaving me offerings and I can’t tell if it likes me or if I’m next.

scrolling on bluesky after listing art as one of your interests

Superman movie opening scene where he whimpers in the snow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

crush the molly like some ice she gon call me baby boo 👏👏👏👏👏👏

she gon call me baby boo

. Bro has . The keys to . Everyone’s room nah get. Out 💀💀💀💀😳

get naked

pennywise is lowkey bad as fuck

Clark Kent oiled up . gif

I lowkey be skinning people alive in the forest behind my house but like in a joking manner

i am conquesting it

I like licking wallpaper and collecting people’s discarded pocket lint.

#Cat #Cats #CatsofBluesky

when I see urlocomexican77 on roblox again its on sight

round #eggman #robotnik #blockbench

greetings bluzz (bluesky huzz)

eggman please let hit

what are you guys getting me for black history month 🎀

making good financial decisions

Hi

MY SHAYLA 💔

deactivated my twt account after being harassed

im sick bro

twitter acc is locked

Some adopt designs who might be going to a close friend of mine! Been working on these girls the last few days so excited to finally share them! [ #art #digitalart #adopts #characterdesign #characteradopts #drawing #artwork #procreate ]

My orange baby

jesus selfcest call that jesus fucking christ

what kind of mcdonald’s has a message .

gonna make the switch and start posting more on here i think

i love whimsy

1k on twt... kind of crazy. but i still be stylin'. #undertale i'm trans sans.

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