Just one of those “go down to the hotel breakfast with a little cum on your neck” mornings

Miami

One thing about me? I’m gonna eat those little W Hotel gummy bears out of the mini-bar for $20.

Good morning Miami

After watching the Martha Stewart documentary — all I can say is the “friend” that testified against her… — oh my god I’d ruin her life

They feel nice and heavy today

I’m really proud of myself for making it to 7pm. But I’m afraid it’s over