BREAKING NEWS: Fire breaks out at #SpongeCon2025! 2 confirmed dead! (Additional context: the deceased were bugs.)

They don't tell you what happens on the sixth night at Freddy's... or on the second day of #SpongeCon2025

It begins. #SpongeCon2025

I regret to inform you that if I explained the context for why I created this image, it would only make things more confusing.

My cat is like a Top 40 Radio DJ, all he does is The Hits 🤕

"Manic Pixie Dream Girl" implies the existence of additional pixie dream girls for other disorders listed in the DSM-5. What about the ADHD Pixie Dream Girl who's spacing out all the time? Or the Schizophrenic Pixie Dream Girl who is convinced the pixie nightmare girls are out to get her?

This captcha keeps telling me to select all the squares with a motorcycle, but the only way I know how to select anything is with the mouse.

Does the existence of free will also imply the existence of a premium, paid will with no ads and expanded cosmetic options?

I'll know I finally have my life together when Daylight Savings comes around and my reaction isn't "This is my chance to get back on a normal schedule!"