Added bonus of this Buonanotte transfer… His name translates to Eloquent Goodnight. We’ve signed Eloquent Goodnight.

I see Real Madrid board sacked Alonso because Barcelona are very good. Mental.

Hopefully West Ham have found themselves in that shit situation where all moral is gone, but they still have some good players who know they’re better than the championship & will get a move back to top tier, so they ultimately give up. You know, like those shitheads brought in for Jesse Marsch did.

Why do these results make me terrified for tomorrow?

That was fucking horrible. In a very good way.

My sister who knows absolutely nothing about football has just posted this on Facebook (of my very own beer fridge/taps). I feel she’s trolling us.

Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate Brighton? Why do they even exist?

Brighton had better get their fucking act together. Sanctimonious pricks.

Difficult second season incoming for Sunderland I reckon.

Up until that last few minutes that felt like Sunderland rode their luck to being ahead. A fully fit Rodon doesn’t leave that gap.

Ahh well. Was fun while it lasted, kids. Can’t be going back to the dark place, so once this is done, I suppose that’s it for me talking nonsense to strangers about Leeds United.

I’m enjoying the fact that most of last night’s goals were horrible bastard goals.

Agriculture

That was fun

He’s done a Bielsa on us. I like this guy. Unless he beats us on Saturday, then I’ll hate this guy.

That’ll do. Not sure what the point of Brentford even existing is, but never mind. I suppose the world is full of pointless shit.

Getting a bit sick of this being the better side but losing business. And fourth division clubs in the premier league.

Never a pen. On two counts.

Still don’t know why they needed such a long var check for Tanaka’s goal. Like they were looking for a reason to rule it out.

I need to lie down

I fucking love football

You just know Citeh will blow this one, after screwing us over at the weekend.

I fucking hate football

Interesting subs. Never makes half time subs, then does that? After doing the thing that he should’ve been doing on previous games, in the one game where it makes the least sense. This all feels very protesty by Farke.

Honestly. What even is the point in this daft game anymore? Get your fucking house on Portugal winning the thing this year* *several dubious ref and var decisions along the way pending.

Taxi for Daniel?

I’m not convinced that touched his hand.

Ref trying all he can to get Villa back in this.

Of fecking course.

I’m playing Brendy whether you schmucks like it or not.” Is a bizarre hill to die on.

That Scotland ending 🤯

The worst thing about our impending and seemingly inevitable relegation is that Frank Fucking Lampard is going to replace us with Frank Lampard’s Coventry City™️. The smarmy git always seems to end up getting one over us. I hate football.

Nice bloke, but get him gone. Now. If they don’t, they learned nothing from last relegation season.

All feels very relegationy

He come I’ve seen no “Artist formerly known as Prince Andrew” jokes?

Fucking Sunderland!

Lost control of that. Needed half time.

Dyche to Forest means they’ll most likely survive. Nuno will pull West Ham out of it. Sunderland look like they’re fine. Brentford better than we all thought. Leaves us, Burley & Wolves as strong favourites to go back to the dark place. Really wish I’d never bothered with this football malarkey

Anyone seen this fella in the last 24 hours?

Still pissed off after yesterday’s shower of shite. I’m not going to start calling for Farke to be sacked, but lose on Friday and he’s a dead man walking. If they’re going to throw him under the bus, I’d rather them do it sooner rather than later, though.

I’m genuinely really fucked off about that. Last season we went up by beating the teams we needed to in the big games. Our forward line is arguably worse now, and it shows, so we end up losing the 6 pointers because our board & recruitment team fucked it in the summer. These games will send us down.

Sign two massive donkeys up front frees, don’t replace your most creative winger from the championship, buy a single injury prone winger. I’m not sure why we all expected this to work.

We’ve set about a premier league season with a worse attacking line than we had in the championship. And it’s showing.

No less than we deserve. Can’t be this toothless and expect to win football matches.

Feels very “not going to happen today”. Terrible day to “not going to happen”.

Crime exists in massive city shocker.

Let’s not pretend they wouldn’t have been given a pen for that.

Aaronson having the most Aaronsony game I’ve ever seen.

Don’t feel it’s going to be our day today.

We all fine with Trump declaring war on his own country yesterday? “The enemy within”, “take them out”. He’s referring to the left. His own citizens. As if rounding up supposed “illegals” into concentration camps isn’t bad enough Over here we’re still platforming Farage. We need to wake the fuck up