The worst thing about our impending and seemingly inevitable relegation is that Frank Fucking Lampard is going to replace us with Frank Lampard’s Coventry City™️. The smarmy git always seems to end up getting one over us. I hate football.

Nice bloke, but get him gone. Now. If they don’t, they learned nothing from last relegation season.

All feels very relegationy

He come I’ve seen no “Artist formerly known as Prince Andrew” jokes?

Fucking Sunderland!

Lost control of that. Needed half time.

Dyche to Forest means they’ll most likely survive. Nuno will pull West Ham out of it. Sunderland look like they’re fine. Brentford better than we all thought. Leaves us, Burley & Wolves as strong favourites to go back to the dark place. Really wish I’d never bothered with this football malarkey

Anyone seen this fella in the last 24 hours?

Still pissed off after yesterday’s shower of shite. I’m not going to start calling for Farke to be sacked, but lose on Friday and he’s a dead man walking. If they’re going to throw him under the bus, I’d rather them do it sooner rather than later, though.

I’m genuinely really fucked off about that. Last season we went up by beating the teams we needed to in the big games. Our forward line is arguably worse now, and it shows, so we end up losing the 6 pointers because our board & recruitment team fucked it in the summer. These games will send us down.

Sign two massive donkeys up front frees, don’t replace your most creative winger from the championship, buy a single injury prone winger. I’m not sure why we all expected this to work.

We’ve set about a premier league season with a worse attacking line than we had in the championship. And it’s showing.

No less than we deserve. Can’t be this toothless and expect to win football matches.

Feels very “not going to happen today”. Terrible day to “not going to happen”.

Crime exists in massive city shocker.

Let’s not pretend they wouldn’t have been given a pen for that.

Aaronson having the most Aaronsony game I’ve ever seen.

Don’t feel it’s going to be our day today.

We all fine with Trump declaring war on his own country yesterday? “The enemy within”, “take them out”. He’s referring to the left. His own citizens. As if rounding up supposed “illegals” into concentration camps isn’t bad enough Over here we’re still platforming Farage. We need to wake the fuck up

Spurs being Spurs, I see.

Anyhow. Fuck Bournemouth, pointless tinpot wankers. Sean. Fucking. Longstaff.

A point against the side in third is fine. Even if they are a fourth division club.

Going to be a red in this game. Red has lost control by refusing to book anyone.

Fourth division pricks.

Absolute bullshit. Never a feee kick in a million years.

Why are the people who run football, hellbent on ruining football?

Okafor proving me wrong. Looked good again today, reyt goal as well. I like being wrong sometimes.

I’m going to go for the positives. We looked solid, were the better team for most of the game & I knew the sucker punch was coming at about 85 mins, because Leeds. Okafor is beginning to turn my opinion, looked dangerous. Longstaff is fucking immense. Bogle. Darlow. Ball stuck well to DCL & Nmecha.

That was frustrating, but if we can’t score, we’ll get dragged down.

We’ve looked really solid, but terrified at the concept of actually scoring.

I’m not having the Brendy has been good narrative. He’s been utter shite.

Brendy. On the right wing. In the Premier League 🫣

the Square Ball lads have picked a cracking time to go to the US.

3 games in. Ampadu, Tanaka, Gruev, Perri all broken. We have to pay for last season with a season of peak Leedsyness, don’t we.

Silly boy

Having listened to Beren on TSB, a few things seem clear. Willing to spend big on Paixao/Muniz, but would’ve meant selling big names for PSR. There’s been a decision to stay in budget at some point. I understand the logic, but the execution was amateur. Underwood completely out of his depth I think.

Seem someone else make this point… Right now, having fucked it entirely, maybe persuading free agent Josh Brownhill to come to us wouldn’t be the worst idea.

Jonny Howson put in some right shifts in the number 10 role for us back in the day…👀.

Here’s a hot* take. The 49ers should spare Farke the indignity of what’s coming his way, if they’re not willing to back him. Pay him off now, let him keep his well earned pride, go get Mourinho and shithouse our way to 17th. *shit take. It’s a shit take, but I’m a little bit peeved right now.

Right then. I’m all for a collective LUFC meltdown. Bring it on.

If this ends with no signing, as is looking likely, surely not only is Adam Underwood going to have to be replaced, but the whole setup needs a full on root and branch investigation. Absolute shambles.

Reckon we could convince Bale out of retirement? What’s Ian Rush doing these days?

I suppose he’s Welsh, at least. So at least 4 of the other lads will like him. I think he’s a little prick, and smacks of late desperation, but here we are.

Just need Graham and/or Beren to put us out of our misery at this point.

The most positive I can be is to hope they’re waiting on the Gyabi deal to go through to greenlight us moving for a decent target. Stupidly negligent approach either way.

I fucking hate deadline day.

I sincerely hope there’s a recall clause in Largie’s loan contract for when the 49ers inevitably sack Farke because they failed back him. We’re going to need him.

We’re not signing anyone, are we

I want us to hijack this deal. Not because I think he’s good, I’ve no idea. Just think having a lad on the pitch with Kevin on the back of his shirt would be a laugh.

How long till Graham Smyth or Beren Cross post something along the lines of: “Leeds United agree the sale of Willy Gnonto to Brighton for the sum of £20m. This concludes their business for the summer”.