//tempted to bring pheme back but I wanna use a diff fc (Sydney Sweeney isn't the vibe anymore) I have a few alternatives in mind but like help me pick by voting 1-4 lol

[ghxst/aconite] I plan on coming back to pheme soon with maybe a new layout and gonna swap her carrd out for a Google doc instead

[ghxst] Fucking felt

Yes yes yes!!! [Excited mommas girl noises]

Might drop to earth soon Olympus is soooooooooooooo boring right now it's practically killing me

[ghxst] I need a new layout and carrd oof

Your local goddess of gossip is back~!!

So this does mean I am currently on your good ride right? No turning my hair to snakes??

International women's day?? More like international Aphrodite day amitite ladies @amoretvenustas.bsky.social @oftheseafoam.bsky.social [Y'all were the only ones that popped up when I did @ and typed Aphrodite lol)

The gossip queen is awake

[ghxst] I made a writers account oops

Didn't you see her with Hera I'm good games?? You were there?? Hold up look [Pulls the video out of thin air]

Who wants a xoxo from the gossip girl at midnight

Lol who pissed off Zeus?

[ghxst]

So like are we just gonna ignore the fact that everyones hot?

[ghxst] Oh shit same circus

[ghxst] but I'm the court jester??????

[ghxst] :0 I made the cut???? I'm just a silly lil guy???????

Welcome to the family

WHO KISSED YOU

[Ghxst] Opening up my gal for shipping uwu

... What am I adding to the list?

[ghxst] Talk about getting meta B)

Pheme and telemecus rn:

Exactly we look respectfully with sunglasses

I fly everywhere bestie I forgot how to walk centuries ago and I've been to embarrassed to say anything.

I like the sound of the first part what

Never meet your heros 😞 They just get mad at you Jkjk

Wouldn't meddling in marriages piss of Hera though??

Don't worry buddy, auntie phemes gonna help you bag a baddie

Hey nephew How did you get that?? Like she's a gem and you're you how???

Oh yeah B) 👍

Glad we're on the same page

Poseidon bagged a baddie confirmed From your very reputable news source

POSIDEDONS PUBIC HAIR IS SEAWEED CONFIRMED

[Wings spread wide in a dramatic fashion as she bowed low] Pheme, Ruler of the Bronze Palace, Goddess of Fame and Gossip, Youngest Daughter of Gaia, Your Biggest Fan These Last Twenty Years! [She sees and hears everything :)]

My mom came home :) I don't think it's related tho but I love your som can I have him on weekends? Shared custody?

... Wait MOMMAS BACK!!! [HAPPY PHEME]

So you never even tried???? Ugh lame So not the favorite nephew

[Ghxst] Yeah making it my personal canon that Pheme and @pureimxgination.bsky.social (also me) are dating but it's an open relationship 😤😤 Now I have a built in excuse for disappearing from Pheme lmao, she's just sleeping with her gf uwu

But like before her

The list of people who hasn't is smaller Right?? [Bi panic]

[babysitter mode activated]

Have you ever tried??

A mortal of taste Definitely my favorite

... Wanna go get some cake?

Oh wait I know the answer Amphi's like technically a fish so yeah :) He fucks fish :)))

ANSWER THE QUESTION I NEED TO KNOW

No no The world needs to know Let him cook