Whisper: did it hurt when you fell- Tangle: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt!- Whisper: no, i meant when you fell down the stairs. Tangle: ... Whisper: you just laid there for 15 minutes. Tangle: ..y-yeah..

Tangle: Stop doing that. Whisper: stop doing what? Tangle: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Whisper: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Tangle: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Whisper: that one. i want that one.

Whisper: *Holding up a pack of pencils* hmm.. these are kinda cute. Tangle: Whisper, that’s gay. Whisper: tangle.. we’ve been dating for 2 years..

Tangle: We have a problem. Whisper: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making them.

Tangle: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness- Whisper: h'llo.. Tangle: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Tangle: This bloodline ends with me. Whisper: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

Whisper: two gallllls! Tangle: Chillin' in a hot tub! Whisper: five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Tangle: ... Whisper: ... Tangle: *tearing up* Whisper: babe, c'mon... Tangle: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Whisper: babe... hun..

Tangle: Wow, Whisper, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Whisper: poundcake.. what? we literally slept together yesterday. Tangle: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Tangle: *seductively takes off glasses* Tangle: Wow... Whisper: *blushes* hehe... what? Tangle: You're really fucking blurry.

Tangle: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet! Whisper: no, please don't! i have a family to feed! Tangle: ... Tangle: What? Whisper: i need to feed my neopets! Tangle: Touch grass, please!!!

Tangle: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE! Whisper: *Climbing on top of the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Tangle: None of those words are in the Bible! Whisper: they were, ahem.. psalm 119:105. “and gaia said unto his followers, should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss, may she waste his time and yassify his blorbos” Tangle: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!!

Whisper: ugh.. crushes are so dumb... Tangle: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Whisper: but you’re always acting stupid, tangle? Tangle: ... Tangle: uhm.. yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Whisper: i’ll be famous one day... but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons..

Tangle: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tangle lemons!

Tangle: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Whisper! *Neither of them die* Whisper: … Tangle: … Whisper: s-so do you wanna talk about somethi- Tangle: No thank you.

I speedran a doodle page for "Aim The Lemur" a while ago and then forgot about it, woops Reposted with fixed tags, Aim belongs to head---ache on tumblr! Got that wrong the first time around, double woops

Whisper: smart is attractive.. educate me on something i don't know.. Tangle: Did you know the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus? Whisper: ...why do i put up with you..?

Whisper: the joy of hanging out with tangle. you look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and then she bite the tip of a marker off.

Tangle: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid! Tangle: I’m actually very good at mathematics. Whisper: i.. don't.. *sigh* okay? Tangle: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

Whisper: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Tangle: I- Where did you get that?? Whisper: my pocket. Tangle: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?!?! Whisper: skills. get good, poundcake. Tangle: WHAT.

Tangle: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Whisper: *blushes* uhm.. what are your thoughts? Tangle: The fourth sentence- Whisper: oh.. yeah, that’s where i got really emotional and i- Tangle: It’s “you’re” not “your”. Whisper: ...

I declare that anyone who ships Whisper the Wolf and Tangle the Lemur ( #Whispangle ) from #SonicTheHedgehog to be called Whispangler(s).

Tangle: Whisper, do you love me? Whisper: of course i do, poundcake Tangle: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Whisper: well, of course i… would… Tangle: I mean something really, really- Whisper: tangle t. lemur, what did you do?

(Whisper) "they don’t make them like me no more. i’m the last of my kind." (Tangle) "Thank god."

(Whisper) *Using her mask* why are you asking me if i'm a robot?! you’re the robot!! don’t beep bop me you stupid-! (Tangle) I love that wolf.

(Whisper is following tangle) (Belle) Uhh... (Tangle) Sis I need your help, whispys been following me and I dont know if she wants cuddles or to kill me! (Whisper) (Where you go I go. Get back here so we can cuddle!)

(Tangle) “HELLO INTERNET, WELCOME TO GAY THEORY!!!”

(Whisper) "Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one." (Lanolin) "...Tangle, get your wife out of the air." (Tangle) "Shh, she adopted a red and purple wisp." (Whisper) "Wisp technique: Purple."

(Tangle) "Some people have wives. Some people have husbands. I have-" (Spots a Lizard) "To check out this lizard- Guys please stop walking I wanna see this lizard." (Whisper) ("That's my wife. Awesome")

(Whisper) "T-Tangle honey, I promise we can get you some more strawberries as long as you calm down." (Tangle) "N O M O R E C O M P R O M I S E"

(Surge) "Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?" (Whisper) "No." (Tangle) "Definitely not. I hope it sucks whatever you're going through." (Whisper) "I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you." (Later) (Whisper/Tangle) “Ok we were joking.”

(Whisper) "Maria." (Shadow) "Owch, by the way did you see what tangle posted?" (Whisper) "Hmm, no I haven't-" (Shadow) (Shows whisper a photoshopped post of tangle saying she's straight) (Whisper) "NOOO!!!"

(Tangle) (Beats whisper in an arm wrestle) "Haha, yeah I won!" (Whisper) "Heh, you're just too strong for me tangy. I doubt anyone could-" (Goku) "Hey, it's me Goku!" (Tangle) "Whispy who's that strange man outside our house???"

(Mimic) WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE?! (Whisper) nano machines old man, they harden in response to mental trauma. (Tangle) Oh Whispy…

(Tangle) IM MAKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NO BODY CAN STOP ME!! (Whisper) I’m lactose intolerant. (Tangle) IM MAKING DAIRY FREE MAC AND CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!

(Tangle) There’s no “I” in team, but there is an I in- Please please please marry me Whisper!! (Whisper) Hmm…can’t argue with that logic. *Insert wedding bells*

(Whisper) *Using her mask* Why are you asking me if IM a robot?! You’re the robot!! Don’t beep bop me you stupid-! (Tangle) I love that wolf.