about to watch rocky horror and i’m cursing myself for not making my kinktober feminization fic revolve around ray in a frank n furter costume

my friend did this when he came over unannounced to play my guitar while i wasn’t home and i’m not at all one of those people who’s like “grr don’t touch my stuff” but i am mad that i didn’t notice this for two full weeks

we did this and it was fucking awesome btw

we have 250 pieces of candy and we have had 1 person at our door. is it weird to take a basket of candy to a better neighborhood and hand it out on foot?

this man is 75 and he emails like i text

the Amp of Certain Death sounds sick as fuck!!

my plan for the day was to finish a paper that’s due tonight but i let my mom talk me into going out with her and i ended up buying an amp that may kill me

calling my husband a hillbilly and his family barbaric while in the same breath asking him to bring me a shank from the deer he’s on his way to process

Few days late but happy birthday The Black Parade!

my mom is currently painting her bedroom while absolutely fucking blasting chappell roan and i can’t help but wonder about some things right now

why is he like this

i have a diagnosed but untreated hormone imbalance (high androgens, cause unknown, pcos ruled out) and lately i’ve been noticing some physical changes that are definitely a little concerning but i don’t have health insurance anymore so 🤷

my immune system needs to get its shit together because i’ve been hit with my first stomach virus of the season and i stg if i get sick as many times as i did last year i’m going to kill someone

fray power play with feelings but, more importantly, minimal physical domination! which is a rarity for me because i really like thinking about these men manhandling each other but it was time to switch it up archiveofourown.org/works/73016636

fun fact: i went to high school with one of the people behind this account and in my heart he made this post just for me and the bestie. thank u teddy

ngl i love how i’m actually able to see myself and the bestie in this photo bc we were among the very few people who wore white

literally writhing on the floor rn bc i got dairy poisoned and my husband comes into the room to tell me that reese’s pieces are dairy free now (i love him and he’s just trying to cheer me up but my god read the room)

i’m really challenging myself with this power play fic (y’all will see what i mean) but i’m having so much fun with it. tbh this month has been the best writing practice ever

it’s 48 degrees outside (32 with wind chill, 8 and 0 degrees respectively for my celsius friends) and my college has not turned on the heat yet :)

one of my profs just came into the department office to make tea and he was in here for less than a minute but i can still smell his cologne five minutes later. not even mad about it bc it’s lovely but i Need to know what it is

🚨EVERYBODY WAKE UP RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT🚨

not to be weird but i’d let him ***** *** ***** *** ** *** **** ** ******

took a gummy and decided to steal a pair of my mom’s socks in order to Achieve Purple

just stumbled across a fucking all timer for the daily page while going through my albums and now i’m looking forward to tomorrow…reminder to follow @torodaily.bsky.social if you want your eyes (and sometimes ears) to be blessed every day

just saw the word “jouissance,” was struck by flashbacks to all my philosophy classes, then realized that that’s what i’m putting ray toro through on ao3

of course it starts thundering as soon as i get in the fucking bath (i grew up in the south and it was instilled in every cell of my body to never be in the bath or shower when it’s storming)

30 minutes into my meeting with the city people, they started begging me to apply for a vacant seat on the civil service commission. literally what the fuck is my life

today is my first time being at city hall without my supervisor and god damn this place is like fort knox if you don’t have an agency director key card. i had to make a call and get buzzed into one office, then get walked to the next dept, get buzzed in there, and get walked to the conference room

i really love learning things about my own fics that i didn’t realize as i was writing them. noticed that someone bookmarked roughhouse with the note “cnc if you squint” and i was like ??? until rereading it and like

worked on a paper for a combined total of 25 hours over the last three days only for the professor to send this out 12 hours before it’s due

archiveofourown.org/works/72836736 i’ve been looking forward to posting this one for weeks. like it’s been burning a hole in my pocket

@franthonytruther.bsky.social you’re about to get a notification that i’ve gifted you a work and if you wanna be pleasantly surprised, i would suggest reading it without looking at any of the tags

friend of mine just pulled up to my house and started honking, then drove off as soon as i opened the front door. which is such a dick move but i can’t even be mad bc it’s SO funny

this is fucking killing me. just smackin the fuck out of his buttons

how did i not know until today that jet star’s gun says “because i said so” ??? and i’m supposed to be normal about this?

archiveofourown.org/works/72788931 i was planning on keeping this series on the back burner until kinktober was over but i got inspired. power bottom ray/sub top frank

GERARD WAS TOO! mikey was born on a wednesday and ray is a friday baby like me :)

in case anyone cares, frank was born on a saturday

i’ve been working on a paper literally all day but i checked discord earlier and saw several people going absolutely apeshit for “it’s a lot like life” without knowing that i’m in the server 🥰🥰

BOTTOM RAY TIME!!! archiveofourown.org/works/72722566

i have an AU idea that’s been on my mind for a solid 24 hours now and it’s probably going to take me a millennium to get around to writing it but, for those who know ball, imagine: fray in the style of shoresy x laura mohr

my mom and i accidentally wandered into a protest today (it was her first ever) and she started sobbing out of nowhere and i had absolutely no clue what to do 😭

once again wishing i could draw bc i keep getting dialogue ideas that don’t really work in fic but would be fucking awesome for a comic strip

kill me

apparently this guy called my boss to ask for my friend’s phone number. i am no longer flattered

today on “what the fuck is my life” : i got asked out by a man in victorian garb who spoke in an old timey english accent for a solid 80% of the time we spent together tonight (the ghost tour storyteller)

actually who the fuck am i kidding. yes comment archiveofourown.org/works/72418416

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