"Our football will make you want to tear your hair out, our Official Hair Transplant Partner will help you put it back in"

As a person of "the shaved head persuasion" I take offence at the line: "Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner" Sheesh. Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no... #coys #WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin

Frank is playing 4D chess. Recruiting Kane back and pulling Bale out of retirement by beating their handicaps. #coys

My god.

This is an epic video. But, honestly, I’d prefer they don’t use Son clips in these. I’m not over the breakup. I’m not ready. #COYS

Love the Dutch

Much love for Scotland and the Scottish. My god that’s one of the best games I have seen in a long time. See you there, revenge for ‘82 incoming.

Xavi Simons starts for The Netherlands in 15 minutes at home vs Lithuania. Micky van de Ven is on the bench. Perfect. #coys

All these posts about thunderbastards got me looking up footage of Didier Zokora............... Anyway, love this. #coys www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4u0...

Go on Vin, though it's no first half hat trick against Marine. #coys

This was much more enjoyable than my last match - AZ away sitting in the AZ section. That van de Ven goal, running away from where I sat, heel goede jongen! #coys

CfT going to have to cancel that pivot

Bad news: Spurs are out of the League Cup. Good news: I discovered there is a Tottenhamstraat (Tottenham Street) only seven hours cycle from Amsterdam. Why not. #coys

Agree with this tbf.

None of that Paneka or stutter step run up nonsense. Just fucking twat it.

Random sexy first touch from the GOAT www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAgA...

Do wonder what the forecasted ROI is on this for Saudi Tourism. *Auckland - 1,700,000 *Melbourne - 5,300,000 Fiji - 928,000 Papua New Guinea - 11,800,000 Solomon Islands - 819,000 Tahiti - 281,000 Vanuatu - 327,000 Now, maybe PNG's entire population will drive up visitor spend in Saudi....

Tottenham, Tottenham, Tottenham. Shakespeare wrote about this in Othello... "the beast with two backs" I am suitably turned on. #COYS

Spurs fans, looking at an away trip to a promoted team ahead of an international window. #coys

Would have had Deki in there myself, knee or no knee. #coys

TNT commentators going all in on Hansi Postecoglou there for the naivety of his high line in the 90th

Yang Min-hyeok goal. Portsmouth 1-0 Watford #coys

Wolves, Bodo, Leeds. She’ll be right.

Away fans in a truly tricky spot here. On he one hand, stay and watch this rubbish. On he other hand, head off to the local and “enjoy” some £17 pints.

JFC. Honestly, go 4-4-2, Kudus off Richy, anything.

“That’ll come down with snow on it”

Spurs should do this as well. Great move by Palace, kudos. www.versus.uk.com/articles/cry...

“404 error”

Johnson on the left experiment officially over by the looks of it. Good. And seriously why we waiting to 63’ to put Xavi at 10. Madness so far, this.

This is fairly wordy but interesting nonetheless www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/se...

I’m willing to buy Spurs for 3.3billion press ups, to be paid over 50 years. While I don’t currently do press ups, I’ve done the math and believe I can hire a team to deliver the off field success in this matter. I await a response. #coys

I have a spare for Wolves on Saturday - anyone interested? needs you to be a member to transfer it (I know not my rules the club are annoying)

James Maddison on Instagram Come on, you beautiful, virile man, you & Deke smash it at the fitness centre

The evenings are getting dark and cold, Spurs are on mid-week. I have two of these beauties in the fridge waiting, prepping, cooling, for Doncaster this evening. #coys

On this day in 1983. Sublime.

I don’t think low head should mean high foot #coys

If you were AngeOut you got your wish, and a trophy as a bonus. If you were AngeIn (like me, for clarity sake), well, you didn’t get your wish. Either way, it seems extraordinary to want Ange to fail at Forest, and to get a jolly from a stumble, or to dismiss what he achieved at Spurs.

In my view it's not that we have any worrying trends at this point, but that everyone's claiming massive improvement when we also have not had any improvement. We are still good with a healthy (or larger) squad and not good with a smaller, unhealthy squad. Why can't people grasp this.

Hahahahah

Not often I get to mix work with pleasure. Enjoyed this one though. #coys

[AFC Ajax]’s hype video ahead of Ajax’s 500th match in Europe tonight and the return of the old logo

Honestly, we look a bit laboured, again, but I think it’s this simple.

"Singin': Don't worry 'bout a thing..." #coys www.bbc.com/sport/54508932

Champions League day for Spurs #coys www.youtube.com/shorts/17dPr...

Nice share @rossifer.bsky.social! "Tottenham Hotspur has announced its support of the Premier League’s ‘Together Against Suicide’ initiative, which launches (10 September) on World Suicide Prevention Day. Every 90 minutes, someone in the UK takes their own life..." Important from Spurs. #coys

I'm sorry, did anyone else miss this? Bad enough was Arteta in the trenches pushing for a new contract but then Villarreal have signed him on a free? Knowing, well, everything. Court tomorrow after Spurs today. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Never mind he is synonymous with Chelsea. Never mind all the times he was a funny f*cker (for them). Or when he was just a d*ck (for us). Losing a tie to Dynamo Zagreb after leading 2-0 from the first leg is inexcusable. the.other.manager.was.in.prison. #Mourinho

Another W for BlueCo and the MCO model.

While I agree with Donald that seeing Memphis atop this list is an aberration, sending the US national guard to the lowlands might be an overreaction. #huphollandhup