On the plus side, it's effectively two finals in two years. #coys

Saw a pigeon today that thinks it’s a chicken. Wake me up in 2027 people, this year has peaked.

I live here so it’s not the biggest surprise we end up with toys like this but still. I guess he will be saved from a lifetime of pain.

Absolutely pivotal Monday night game and I work a more-than-full-time-in-this-country 40 hours a week. To beer or not to beer, that is the question. #coys

I used to watch a lot of cricket, tests in particular, but family life and timezones (+/- 12 hours different to home) has seen that become a big zero, along with club rugby. Spurs and the All Blacks are effectively it these days. That miiiiiiight be about to change though... amsterdamflames.com

Not my club but while I’m in Manchester for work I used my lunch break to stroll to Old Trafford. Have to say, the Munich Tunnel is impressive. And, keeping it out in the open, not behind a 20 quid museum ticket is impressive. #mufc

Happy for Kinsky, btw

Great thread.

Epic tifo from Go Ahead Eagles here in The Netherlands

Normal.

Honestly, get Kinsky in a flat cap from Lock & Co. Hatters for the remaining five games and it's guaranteed we go undefeated and finish mid table. #coys

"jake, we’ve just added a documentary series you might like" You're damn right I will. The true GOAT of the game IMO.

Neutrals looking at the UEFA Champions League draw with PSG and Bayern on one side and Arsenal and Atletico on the other.

Forget the “quadruple”, Arsenal fans will simply be devastated the scheduling has meant they can’t watch this Bayern v Real tie. Magical football.

Watching the embargoed presser and RDZ gives it the "I want to see the Tottenham I saw under Postecoglou" Mate, so do I. Tell Vinai for me. Thanks.

Always hated Wolves.

April 8th: Tottenham confirm Marcattilio Marcattilii as First Team Fitness Coach... April 9th: Mohammed Kudus has suffered a set back and will never kick a ball again... This club, man.

This club, man.

I’d enjoy watching Bayern win it this year, I’d be happy for Kane to win it too. That said, this kit is a monstrosity given Bayern’s kit heritage.

Monday to Thursday: I’m going to get a lot done this long weekend. Friday, 1:33pm: be rude not to have a beer.

This is a post about FIFA, the EPL, and VAR.

Countries in Oceania believe that 0/24 places in the Euro 2028 is nowhere near enough…

Just manage us via Zoom, Mauricio. Come on.

Youtube has just offered up one of the more random #coys reels I have seen in a while, and, given the mood, I thought I would share. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke63...

Ajax 1994-95, the only side to have won both the European Cup and their domestic league in the same season without a single defeat

If only we knew the black kit was for mourning the death of our club.

Red card impacts the game sure, but great to see us do the business once it happened. Good prep for the World Cup and our opening game against Iran (hopefully).

What’s Allardici up to these days?

Sack Ange - wrong Hire Frank - wrong Shove Levy - wrong (timing only) Keep Frank - wrong Sell Brennan - wrong Hire Tudor - wrong When every conceivable decision you make is wrong there really can only be one man for the job. Welcome to Tottenham, Constanza

Since Bilbao every decision or step the board has taken feels like a joke, it feels like this must not be real, it can't be real. I am patiently waiting for the big reveal.

Spurs fans got to adapt the tune and sing from the top of their lungs for one glorious night in an otherwise miserable existence. I ask, is that not charitable enough?

RDZ? Taps the sign.

This is quite an epic tale of football's true #GOAT, one I hadn't heard about before. Best longer piece touching on it that I could find online is this article from VICE: www.vice.com/en/article/t...

Big ups, Aotearoa

This time with a straight face.

I love the black kit. But, I was pissed (still am) they sacked Ange so didn't buy one. I'm pissed about the season, but still want one. Currently contemplating getting a Deki top as a) he's my favourite player in the squad and b) he won't actually contribute to this shambolic season....dilemma.

Johan Lange, February 2025: "I think the January transfer window is always a difficult transfer window. Normally around ten per cent of all transactions is done in the January transfer window compared to the summer transfer window."

Watched Spurs yesterday. Forgot to tape my nips for a run today. Pure masochist, me.

#OsvaldoArdiles #THFC #TottenhamHotspur

Despite the clickbait headline, this is a very good interview from Tudor. Should have come in in November. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgWK...

Great game, more please. Archie is fantastic isn’t he? That save off Porro’s shot is still unbelievable.

This misses the third option, which should be the logical one, to strip the US of hosting rights.

Spurs medical department.

Rangers fans, fuming over the derby result.

Radical, but hear me out. Scout our 9 upcoming opponents tomorrow and hire 9 managers, one match each based on what we need each game. Collective bonus agreement. May as well at this point.

What do Tottenham Hotspur, Ajax Amsterdam, Bayern Munich and Austria Vienna have in common? ⚽️> tinyurl.com/2frr25zv and anywhere you get podcasts

Is there any truth to Transfermarkt's return date for Deki? Please.

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Hey, now we're both down a man...