Does Axis stink like hell RN or is that just me.

Got my copy of Over the Hedge back

I like him. He's relatable. Doesn't buy into crazy bullshit. Cool dude

Dreamt I was a tortoise. Good world. I miss the tortoise I had when I was 8 she was such a cute little lady

To be honest I don't know what a roblox is. I don't even play games with mobile suits in them usually. I like the one game with the monkeys locked in an endless conflict against unfeeling hoards of balloons I guess

I ate 46 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups last night I'm basically metal as fuck.

I only FW bitches with undiagnosed ADHD, personally

We played Monopoly again.

I don't want to have board game night over here again Lord Mashymre always insists on finishing Monopoly. Like who does that. We barely get to play anything else because we spend so much time playing Monopoly

How am I even supposed to respond if a bad bitch says my room is "sad and gay"

Oh. Okay. After seeing some of the shit posted on here I promised myself I wasn't gonna be like that but I guess I couldn't help it when I was drunk off my ass. Sorry about all that

Cyber newtpye shit to my penid

If I could go back in time I wouldve made sure that stupid bomb actually worked

Its like he doesn't even care about what's right in front of him

It's always Lady Haman this Lady Haman that with you

What even counts as middle class anymore

@glemytotoofficial.bsky.social Please for the love of god can you come get this Puru she's been in the hallway outside my room singing Ben Folds songs for half an hour. I don't know which one she is but if I have to hear Rockin' the Suburbs one more time Im gonna snap.

Had to explain to Lord Mashymre that "bricked up" doesn't mean "constipated" today

What the fuck is anyone talking about I just went on here to see if my bosses needed anything...

Can you guys keep it down I'm trying to schedule a dentist appointment

Saw Lt. Uragang the other day. Can't stand that guy

Someone drank the last orange Fanta on the Endra. There's only Sierra Mist left. Just shoot me in the face next time why don't you

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Lord Mashymre insists that blocking numbers is "unchivalrous" so I have to deal with Gemon Bajack calling me "babygirl" ever so often. Sanity hanging on by a thread

Hard to look at some peoples' financial decisions and not raise an eyebrow

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