i respect women!

i hate when people are like “the santa clause (1994) with tim allen is unrealistic: how could a guy like that fall off a roof?” the mrs clause wasn’t even addressed until the sequel!! untold santas fell off the roof that night, and tim allen was literally the last one standing

modern scene folklorists will tell you there’s a big 3 of emo and that’s FINE. we ALL respect bright eyes, rilo kiley and my chemical romance around here! …kinda sleepin on a lot of talent that also holds up tho

Especially given the way Grok users are, maybe not showing protestors faces in the photos and videos you post on social media remains vitally important?

i like having a chill day after stelara (it knock me into bed, where i have little recourse but to sleep) i’m reading a *book* rn. like, in its paper form that i can drop onto my own face and lose my place in if my arm muscles have a weird moment and everything

Shout out to the person carrying a literal ice scraper as a protest sign

is there… anything worse than when just a normal person wears perfume?

oh, i thought getting my controlled substance prescription filled every 30 days when i have adhd is hard? well welcome to that, and also having to place a fresh order (from the manufacturer) for a MORE controlled substance to a DIFFERENT pharmacy every 28 days when i have crohn’s disease and adhd

oh okay. my therapist didn’t leave her practice: the practice straight-up folded this is DEFINITELY because i said the thing about teeth looking like human toes

I think society would be better if more people dressed like Pokémon gym leaders more often.

A local rapid response group I work with is desperately trying to raise $5K tonight to get immediate legal representation for a group member who is facing deportation. It is crucial that these funds be raised by tomorrow. These are organizers I trust. Venmo for donations: @geebees5818

we need to make that geoguesser guy feel 100% safe about publicly identifying where nazis live and are staying based on the photos they upload to their own social media accounts

it’s exactly as important as it’s always been, to hold a flashlight for a grieving stranger in the dark and disappear before they find out who you were.

Both Erin Burnett and Anderson Cooper REALLY want to make sure you understand the woman murdered by ICE today was an American citizen, because if she wasn't then this would actually fine according to them.

bringing this up again because i am watching a youtube video in defense of psych: one time i sold some furniture to the sweetest guy on earth, and was like “oh my god, am i in love? is that my dad?” and then my boyfriend said “this is CRAZY: that was shawn spencer’s dad”

An important thing to remember is that Democrats have not only refused to shut down ICE, they have routinely stated they should be the ones in charge specifically, because they would be better at policing and enforcement. Not safety and oversight.

our lord and savior? harry potter? no thanks! i actually believe in another little fella buried under the weight of expectations: harry bomberguy. he’s real, and i don’t have to believe in him because he believes in *me*

This must be understood to be the absolute bare-minimum reformist institutionalist moderate demand.

i would rather be in oakland than socal, one thousand times over. but something about being back where i was born is feeding the underfed parts of my ethnic identity: this is the ONLY place on earth where i will ever not be seen as a mexican, and i left before i was mature enough to process myself

s/o to this youtube video essay about how psych (usa, characters welcome) is the best sherlock holmes adaptation a fun thing about the reality we’re all inhabiting right now is that the public execution of a woman is my 3rd-biggest personal cause for despair today

Violence budgets are over-inflated as is. Piling on more money to further professionalize the people committing the violence doesn't change the core dynamics: what they're there to do, who they target, and what they can get away with doing. Polishing impunity just makes the unaffected feel better.

I can’t tell you not to hold grudges, nor will I (many are with good reason!) but remember that people can change, and grow, and there should be room for that. This has been

We should be applauding people who break rules to stop what's happening. Failing to break rules is what's worthy of critique right now. That's the stuff people should have an explanation for — and I know, some do, and that's fine, but the absolute moral minimum is supporting those who resist.

i feel like being a divorced dad is… kinda an innate skill? like, my ideal relationship with ANYONE i love is that i spend give-or-take 2 days with them every 2 weeks. i’m kinda a weekend daddy, in that way

holy shit the tank top i just took off is around 14 years older than the one i just put on and i’m A REAL ONE, who damages a lot of things simply by touching them too hard. but i yanked on these stitches with my heart, and my FINGERS cracked. we need to kick dov charney out of this company *now*

jesus: the original guy named “josh”

my mom brought in a package and yelled “omg it’s american apparel!!!!” because dov charney’s new company isn’t, like… pretending it’s not american apparel and i’m too anxious to try on my first new *clothes* since ~2017, but i sure hope the manufacturing quality is worth the ethical consideration!

oh, you still believe in santa and street gangs? at yr big age?

hannibal didn’t end in a full, penetrative sex scene that shows the dicks right there on nbc and everything but it ended in a figurative sex scene followed by an intense kiss and cliff yeet, all set to an original song by siouxsie sioux. which i think was still p good

endeavoring to become the 3rd fujoshi-american president

we, as a culture, play with the archetype of the “tortured genius” but accept it as genuine construct but i feel like we don’t have an archetype for the tortured fool, and this is why a lot of people misinterpret what elon musk is doing with his life.

please please please rename xbox to Microsoft Copilot for Games trust me microsoft it's a great idea do it

my therapist left her practice, and i can only assume it’s because at our last appointment i said “teeth look way too much like human toes”

This is what everyone trying to cash in on Sherlock Holmes, but Straight This Time is missing*

wine isn't good until you're 30 years old

I'm going to make Isabella a cis man now, fuck you

just kinda… had a rapidly-multiplying beverage sitch on my errands run (the wine and beer are for the pantry; i threw them in the pic to juice the aesthetics)

i just… paid a lady $500 for sex in like a dragon? i mean, it’s a YAKUZA game. so when i paid “the honk honk lady” my ¥50k, the understanding is that they would give me a cutscene of this lady making my guy strip down before opening a little gate that an enraged goose storms out of or w/e

fuckin… LOVE when there’s a character in a movie who’s kinda just a lackey who goes “YEAH.” whenever the boss says some big words at the rivals

why do men always know where to buy drugs?

The laundromat is always so crowded in January because it’s full of people who are like “this is the year I finally wash my underwear regularly” but by February it’s a ghost town again

god. still can’t believe zootopia was brave enough to say “human beings aren’t canon, anthropomorphic animals can and SHOULD be sexy, and italian-americans are canon”

i hate that with the specific way my disease manifests, i *have* to eat meat with every meal or my body straight-up won’t register the rest of the food as food veganism made me really happy when i was doing it!! even tho i was absorbing near-0 nutrients and literally starving around the clock

autism has kinda always kicked my ass: to this day, i worry that i’m not really autistic or trans explicitly because all of the friends i asked about both things said it’s something i have to decide for myself instead of “and i respect how neurovergent and cis this line of questioning is, BUT”

movies i have walked out of because i was having a panic attack: 1) the fast and the furious 2) gigli 3) thirteen, for gigli reasons 4) the brunch line at the mimi’s café in the same parking lot as a holiday inn express in sacramento (i was reading the informers by bret easton ellis) 5) red asphalt

the most beautiful part of my life is that i decided i won’t be a jar popping enby *during* my gender panic and then you bxtches didn’t let me lie about my fated gender role for a moment. i feel like i was actively opening a jar the first time i came out

I should be allowed to fight Mr Beast to the death. And then all his money goes to wiping out medical debt or something when I rip his spine out of his fuckng throat

my mom is watching a decidedly-antiblack season of hell’s kitchen, and like… the chef who tried to serve rancid crab was wrong for that she also didn’t SMELL IT when gordon shoved her face into the bucket of rancid crab, and is 100% *not* the point person on seafood that comes into hell’s kitchen

lol, I was wearing $500 boots when I was working retail after my sophomore year in high school 27 years ago? Sorry you sleep on a pile of Shein ocean bound plastic fluff from your failed Try-On Haul career, NYP writer.