got too strong =[

*extremely the grinch voice* twink twank TWUNK

everything would be a little funnier if “jason” was a torah-level biblical name and not a greek name that happens to appear in the christian new testament because the new testament is… pretty greek there would be something to prophets being named “jason” the way jesus is named “josh”

a thing happened to my cousin who’s a year and 20 days younger than me over a month ago, and i’m still thinkin about it. her dad told her “yr an angry woman”, which is an upper-tier impotent thing to say to an adult who is also yr child. the misogyny of men who have never been online is quaint

…been a minute since i’ve seen a duck around. do they still make those?

the extremely dumb himbo on this, as they say in the pond, series of taskmaster is… maybe the sexiest guy who’s ever stood above 5’6. i need him to ask me immediately-resolvable questions the way i need air

the risk of living in socal when you come from a manufacturing background in socal is that sometimes you’ll be in the office of an auto body shop and staring at a trash can that was ABSOLUTELY powdercoated by yr own family business circa 1995. the last time you ever puked was into this can’s brother

to 1990s plagiarism researcher rhonda santis: incredible drag/derby name. and the research is also p good

i’m always trying to tell michael douglas about how “sour” doesn’t prevent scurvy. but he’s buried too deep in the sourpuss to listen. wearing them thighs like earmuffs.

you used to be able to be boy george, in this country

i don’t know when the empire fell in a big way, but i feel like it coincided with music videos losing their budgets

yeah, i’m holding hands with kash patel’s girlfriend. in this other room where we are both hiding fuckin mind yr own.

i think i’ve identified my cousin’s little holocaust denying comfort podcaster as stew peters, and BOY do i hope i’m right no one has ever been more prepared to swat antisemitism out of the air than the idiot asshole who will frame this as “what’s up? fox isn’t making new family guy fast enough?”

ummm tennessee agricultural college in bumfuck nowheresville actually invented *forensic pathology*. so please keep bumfuck out of yr mouth

still thinkin about the death note musical like… i know this manga. it’s a foundational text for my gay little psyche: i’d never seen 2 boys handcuffed to each other get into a kickfight as a metaphor for sex before the death note the manga does NOT deserve to be adapted this good. but it happened

*listening attentively at the mechanic* right. so what i’m hearing is: it’s great that i’ve kept this bird scooter in excellent condition and i also need to invest in a bus pass

one time i forced my mom to get tested, and the doctor who had JUST told her to put her then-husband in the doghouse because scabies is no good for chemo patients refused and tried to send her to planned parenthood. because she was married yeah, i ALSO was surprised to find out scabies still exists

cruising was so different in wwii-era fascist italy. you used to be able to dress like this and be exes with a nazi solider named “mark” and the worst thing a guy could do to you was be either british or american and named “joseph joestar”

[death note musical posting] okay, so i’m… not getting a search result for the video essay by a youtuber named izzy who brought this musical to my attention. and i hate that. …light yagami is sung, on the demo album, by the guy who does lucifer in hazbin hotel? write my name in the note. please

HEY! can someone who literally ever interacts with boots and potentially lakeith ask, the next time they run into either party, where they stand on the death note musical? we need to get this thing handled onstage in english. millennials deserve our hamilton.

one day i will be able to articulate, to my wonderful niece who has never done anything wrong, the WAY the joy of canceled plans put an alice (1988) rewatch into my schedule and left me with some additional death note musical reexamination hours the death note musical is sickeningly good btw

it takes basically nothing for me to assume someone i cared about when i was younger is a different gender now. if we used to be pretty close and you aren’t an italian girl yet… idk. yr an outlier. a sinister outlier.

hell yeah: my favorite movie (alice (1988)) is free on youtube both subbed and dubbed i slightly prefer the dub, because i have only seen the dub and it isn’t exactly a talkie either way. link tho: youtu.be/K1zt9flebLA?...

hey quick question for people who are tracking online antisemitic radicalization tightly: my 32y/o cousin from florida came into my care believing the government controls the weather about 2 years ago. he’s 4-6mo into podcast-led holocaust denial. is his podcaster theo von, or a deeper guy?

i love being someone with a normal autoimmune disease who only needed a false positive on a tb test and false positive sputum culture to get routed to an infectious disease specialist who was like “this whole thing smacks of crohn’s disease” and then lose insurance for 1.5 years before the dx

pots: for when you want to do drugs, but are too broke to afford anything better than standing up kinda fast or for too long

sooo psyched for this lentil salad i’m waiting on the lentils for. maybe i will dice even more onion while they cook =]

happy mother’s day to all the mamas on the tl and especially to all the milfs on the tl!!!!

whenever you start to feel insufficient, please remember you’ve never squandered the good will of a nation the way nathan fillion squandered being the other guy in hollywood who was brendan fraser-shaped

how trans am i? trans enough that, a few months ago, i started to think through what *i* would do, if i found out someone i slept with had gotten pregnant and given birth and this is when i’m finding out i have a child reader? i am infertile.

It Is Time For The West To Embrace The Aegyosal Eye Bags

intelligent design… very obviously isn’t real. and i’m not taught that now, so i don’t have to reflexively be polite about it being fucking insane. what is WITH the amount of potassium you literally need to intake if you don’t want to die from heart failure tho????

andrew rannells is, legally-speaking, 11-12 years older than me. which makes him a little too young to have dated me in college, but it DOES bring me closer to accepting the reality that he voiced my favorite street shark (streex)

i was so fuckin ignorant, well over a decade ago when i assumed drag was kinda problematic because it “imitates the worst parts of womanhood” what the fuck did i even think i was talking about? literally who is out there respecting women more than gay bitches?

i didn’t get out of bed in a way that matters today (i did a lot of shuffling around, leave me alone) and i can’t believe how minimal my physical pain has been. my teeth and tongue don’t feel like i’m giving a boxcutter head. only one toe hurts. life is beautiful.

there is literally no GOOD excuse for why i haven’t been reading jojolands scanlations on release i guess it’s a combination of the app i used to effortlessly pirate scanlations (i do not pirate anything that has been officially localized. for personal reasons) going down in a big way and anxiety

my mom’s friend’s prom was held at the fancy restaurant at the scum zone, this year. and i’m not gonna bring up nominative determinism again. trying to remind me of the fancy restaurant at the scum zone with “you know, where yr dad’s sister held the rehearsal dinner for her first wedding” is enough

my niece wants anti-eyebrow dermals, and it’s fucked up how much she’s like me fr 😭😭😭

white supremacy really frames it as most people across the world looking extremely young for our ages, and not a minor group of incest-ridden anglo-saxons being assigned cryptkeeper at birth

when you flick off the light and turn down the volume, because the light isn’t being so loud anymore >>>>>>>

bryan fuller/mads mikkelsen best hannibal iteration DON’T @ ME about anthony hopkins being a generational talent i already know that

does the median average queer person walk fast, or does the median average non-queer person walk SLOW?

i looked up my chinese zodiac sitch the other day and isn’t it fierce, that the documentation suggests my best match is either 4 years older than me or 8 years younger than me?

the manic pixie dream girl walked* so audhd could run** *ran **barrel over you like a fuckin train

we never talk about how a LOT of the worship songs i grew up with in evangelical school are like… direct fleetwood mac vibe ripoffs

the perfect man does not exist. *someone steps into frame to whisper in my ear* the perfect man, jason mendoza, exists. but he is unfortunately a fictional cartoon or video game character. BORTLES

dang. *my* man only dived in to rescue his vape

i wouldn’t characterize the way garrus suffers fools as “gladly” but there was a certain twinkle in his eye when i jumped up, flipped on the lights and started singing and dancing about how my present hollow brain syndrome ALMOST let me forget to take my night meds

…still thinkin about that time my mom called me in a panic on a sunday and said “we need to vaccinate the baby TODAY. i heard about a tractor shop.” and then came home with a small plastic bag with 2 vials and the fattest needle i ever saw in it and said “you need to vaccinate the baby right now.”

i’ll tell you what: my physician scale needs some lubing anyway it turns out my hoodie, modestly-tall leather boots and phone weigh about 1.7lbs collectively. and not the 15-20lbs it took for the beam to level from where i was at in a tank top and shorts a few weeks ago