Happy Fat Boy Friday, now come snuggle me 🐻

Thirsting over fellow gaymers/nerdy bois is my favorite bc one minute we can be flirting and exchanging nudes and the next minute we’re geeking out over games we mutually enjoy 🙂‍↕️👾

Like lowkey, I hope that all of Collei’s training as a ranger all these years has made her strong enough to control the archon remains inside her body and she has Cyno undo the seal so she can use said power against Dottore

WE’RE FINALLY GETTING “TRUTH AMONGST THE PAGES OF PURANA” I CANNOT EXPLAIN ENOUGH HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS AHHHHHHHH 😭

I know we’re already in Hump Day territory but these technically count as humps, right? 😶‍🌫️

Fun fact: If the same shit keeps happening to you over and over again, you’re the only common denominator in every scenario, I fear.

If a guy’s response to me sending pics on the apps is “nice” or he ignores them and continues the conversation, I’m immediately just disengaging from the conversation and most likely blocking them, I don’t have the time for that kind of bullshit 🙅🏻‍♂️

Completely re-doing my audio with a completely new version of the software that looks completely different bc nothing can ever just work properly for me 🫠

Pit Stop! Quote with your pit pics 🙆🏻‍♂️

Sometimes you just need to play a song on repeat and let yourself have an absolute cry sesh in bed 🥲

Body by Wawa Mac & Cheese 🐻

It’s so heavy 🥵* *The sub sandwich from the local deli

Lowkey have an itch to do a SoulSilver playthrough with all the Pokopia and FireRed/LeafGreen content on my social feeds lately :3

Nothing gives me the ick more than when a guy gets passively aggressive and sarcastic with me over something that’s a non issue. Like, babes, if you were annoyed that I wasn’t dropping everything to make plans with you before, I’m sure as hell not making any plans with you now! ✌🏻

Some bonus birthday tiddies for the BlueSky babes 🙂‍↕️

39 on 3/9 💚🎉

Guy I hooked up with last night has the same birthday as me so I guess you could say we gave each other early birthday gifts 😌

Some people really do become the most boring generic versions of themselves once they’re in a relationship my god…😩

Slept for 11 hours and idk if that’s a good thing or bad thing anymore 😵‍💫

My Pokopia is gonna be whenever Hoyo releases Petit Planet bc I don’t have a Switch 2 😭

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The way I’ve barely gotten out of bed all day…it’s a low spoons day 🫠

The way I just smashed the like button so many times on so many of your FCF posts 🤤🙂‍↕️

Pulling for these 4 characters over the next 2 weeks after not pulling in what feels like forever is going to feel like a fever dream I'm so exciteddddd 🤩

Waking up to new .hack news was probably the best way to start the week EVER I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!! Also CC developing AND publishing the game has me wondering if this means there’s a chance the OG games may finally get the remake or remaster they deserve 👀

Happy Valentine’s Day 🖤

The way I now have to add Discord to my list of things to stress out about bc they decided to make more stupid ass decisions due to old boomer fucks who more than likely never use it in the first place 😩

It’s not Tuesday but everyone deserves some pre-weekend tiddies 😌

Days like today I wish I had a hot tub to just submerge myself into bc my body is SO sore after shoveling yesterday 😭

The way I fully spaced out for the last 5 hours working on factory stuff in Arknights Endfield instead of progressing the story or going to sleep…oh I fear this is my new obsession 🫣

Haircut ✅ Chipotle 🔜

10/10 no notes. Some of the best writing this game has ever experienced, and I was reminded of what made me fall in love with this game from Day 1 And yes, I did cry (and still am while listening to the music) 🥹

*breathes deeply* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Think that sums up pretty much everything 🙂 *runs back to hibernating and playing video games*

Removed Scruff from my phone (for how long idk lol) and made the last payment of my state student loans today plz clap 😁

Maybe I need to move to Europe bc some of these guys be be talking to me the way Scott talks to Kip without me needing to tell them and that’s the type of energy I need from a man in 2026 😌

The way I feel like an actual bear the way I just want to be hibernating all winter… Like, lemme nap, eat, and occasionally kiss and cuddle boys and I’ll be happy 😴

Love when my gut instinct about someone get confirmed and validated by others ✌🏻😌

I can’t wait to C6 this man 😍

My favorite day on BSky 😌

My 2026 Resolution? Ride a guy so good they astral project out of their body and can’t stop thinking about me so much they propose Or ask me to be their boyfriend, that’s okay too I guess 😚

One final #humpday treat to say goodbye to 2025 and say hello to 2026 🍑

Found out today that I share a birthday with Kip and now I’m more convinced (delusional) than ever that I’m going to find my Scott Hunter 🥹♓️

I might be feeling sick af right now but everyone posting for #FCF is helping me get through the worst of it. Thank you for your contributions 🫡🍆

Sick for the holidays and feeling very HR ep 3 right now 🥺🤧

Anyway, I made cum* cookies 🎅🏻 *they’re s’mores but i put the Fluff on top (next time im mixing it with the dough)

Finally started watching Heated Rivalry and I’m ready for my Scott Hunter to find me please 😭

Posted this on Twitter in support of @buffboygames.bsky.social and his hairy tiddies and the algorithm flopped so I’m sharing it where it deserves to be shared 😘🐻

Forgot I took this while in Seattle one night and I kinda like it 🫣💚

You ever go back through some of the texts you’ve sent someone and think “ah, so that’s probably why they aren’t responding to me anymore.” 🤡

This is what I mean when I say I have a dump truck ass btw