iight 2025 imma stop smoking frfr

....and another thing.

erika is delusional & i’m happy her therapist is holding her accountable. she wants to make sutton the villian so bad. bitch ur husband was scamming ppl & u said fuck them victims. you wanted a pizza party after that 😭?? #RHOBH

i hate when ppl are quick to drink but slow to pay. ordering henny shots with your chest but when i tell you the price, it’s suddenly taking you 15 mins to pull your card out

my bf is visiting from the military today 🥹🥹🥹

these ladies swear sutton is this unhinged old lady but they’re the ones always screaming in her face #RHOBH

Every Monday they gon' wait for the freestyle Call me out once, you do not get a redial I got grown ass men actin' fetile I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute ughhh meg ateeeee!!

r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some “you have to separate the twooo”🥴😭 like mf no. i don’t.

Sogucci’s relationship with her daughter reminds me of Eliza’s relationship with hers from #LHHMia. both of them put their daughters on the back end to chase after some nigga smh. #BelleCollective

latrice was fucking that burger uppp lmao every the camera cut to her it was smaller & smaller 😭😭😭 #BelleCollective

idk what’s more confusing. the fact they gave this man a documentary knowing he’s a predator, or the fact amazon had the audacity to recommend it to me

i don’t have a religion to follow bc organized religion gives me the creeps but i see why ppl do. it seems nice to be able to put your faith in your spirituality. being depressed makes you wanna believe in something sooo bad but i just can’t lmao. being agnostic is fucking annoying

love angie but her throwing that heavy ass bag was unnecessary. if the shampoo cracked her in the head then what? what if it broke the glass plate in front of brittani & she woulda got cut by the shards? angie need 2 chill with the physical theatrics #RHOSLC

alaura is hilarious 😭 #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

i’m so happy contessa serves her guests actual food. tired of these damn charcoochie boards #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

sigh i was not ready to be an adult

i wish I could adopt every stray cat

Y’all, we’re really out here adulting. Times are hard and you’re still going, give yourself some grace and a pat on the back. You are winning.

sitting down with Mel was the STUPIDEST thing trisha coulda did 😭😭 Mel is digging in her lying asss omg. also, it takes two seconds to pull up Trisha & Martell’s dm’s to show Melody which address he told Trisha to come to #LAMH

Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:

so Martell blows up on everyone once again, then Destiny just goes and continues to play the game like he didn’t just air marsau & tisha out…they really be pickin & choosin #LAMH

correct me if im wrong. when Martell first got arrested for the revenge porn, Marsau was sayin “free martell”. & when Mel confronted him about it, Marsau blamed her & said “thats who you chose to have a kid with”. but NOW he’s doing interviews tryna reprimand Martell? NOW he wanna defend Mel?? #LAMH

rewatching the very first episode of #LAMH after everything that’s going on now feels surreal lmao. this shit is gold 😭. the foreshadowing?? everything was raw & the lil scenes i didn’t notice before speaks volumes now.

now why tf is the plantation guide white? talking bout “slavery still affects us” who is US 😭 #BelleCollective

:P

ik yall gonna pretend like angie wasn’t wasn’t slut shaming but the way she kept equating “high body counts” to negative things says a lot. “i don’t have high body count hair & im not wearing a high body count dress” that didn’t give yall pick me vibes? #rhoslc

daybella & karlae are better than me bc i woulda been texting niggas the addy to pull up on Julien at every event since he wanna argue with women so much #TheImpactATL

if ur gonna talk about ur love life on a reality TV show, then ur gonna have to actually show it. Ubah & Jenna are annoying me. i know u wanna protect ur lover but yall are still new. new housewives dont get privacy privileges 😭 that’s only after YEARS of sharing #RHONY

don’t inbox me bout no “cashapp blessings” unless u tryna get reported

if daybella & karlae BREATHE wrong julien is on their necks. it’s really giving desperate. you can tell he comes to these events with malicious intent every time #TheImpactATL

i hope Boz doesn’t give into Dorit’s constant victimhood. watching the after show, it kinda looks like Dorit is tryna turn Boz against the other ladies. If we get another Annemarie im gonna be pissed lmao. put the capes down! Dorit will be just fine! #RHOBH

dorit is mad no one reached out to her, but these past couple seasons she’s been very clear about who she rides for. she never had garcelle or sutton’s back. her priority was the Fox Force 5 & they all turned on her. oh well save the sob story #RHOBH

ms. tilly is shading tf out of dorit & pk on this after show 😭 #RHOBH

rebecca vs brynn?? i NEED dat #rhony

love me some meg

bitches bubblin under no chardonnay!

sweet tea is really boutta put her body through so much to try and carry a baby that Dr. G’s old ass sperm prolly can’t make anyway. why not get a surrogate? it seems like they can afford to #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

this would’ve ate as a dress

Quad was one of the few ppl who didn’t turn on Contessa. so contessa not defending her at allllll when she isn’t around is crazy. she wants to be back in the group so bad and ofc throwing quad under the bus is the best way to go #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

Toya really acts like Quad misses Dr. G. Quad was the prize! Dr. G is a fuckin weasel dont nobody want him but sweet tea. they were getting into physical fights…why would Quad want that back? she coulda had his kid but chose NOT to bc she didn’t wanna be stuck with him #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

sweet tea is really tryna convince us that she likes having sex with that man. and he’s so pushy about it, it’s cringe asf #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

it’s so crazy how women take Ubers home for safety so we’re not walking outside late at night but even the Uber’s and Lyft’s aren’t safe anymore

said i’m soooooooooooooooooooooooo anxioussssssssssssssssss

me: imma stop smoking weed also me: #RHOP

wait how are yall posting videos?? do i need to update the app or sumn bc i can only post pics

this how ik the inner child in me ain’t going nowhere cuz i love me a trinket! marbles, buttons, random resin creations, those dice that have like 10 sides. i have no use for these items but i want em all 😭

finished Insecure, now im watching Rap Shit. the way Isaa produces these sex scenes?? omgg she should really get into porn directing 😭. it’s such a difference when women write these scenes compared to men. why are these shits giving ME flashbacks 😭. i neverrr see shows with relatable sex scenes

i’m ovulating & all i’m seeing is ass & titties on my newsfeed. ik i said leave all that freaky shit on the bird app but i take it back!! i was only talking to the niggas!! ladies continue!!

i am no better than a man!!