COOCHIE COLOGNE
@coochie-cologne.bsky.social
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protect black women, dassit dassall. NYCđ âïž
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what were your costumes for halloween?! i was Morticia đ„
#blacksky
#addtoblacksky
about 1 year ago
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iight 2025 imma stop smoking frfr
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
....and another thing.
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erika is delusional & iâm happy her therapist is holding her accountable. she wants to make sutton the villian so bad. bitch ur husband was scamming ppl & u said fuck them victims. you wanted a pizza party after that đ??
#RHOBH
about 1 year ago
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i hate when ppl are quick to drink but slow to pay. ordering henny shots with your chest but when i tell you the price, itâs suddenly taking you 15 mins to pull your card out
about 1 year ago
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my bf is visiting from the military today đ„čđ„čđ„č
about 1 year ago
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these ladies swear sutton is this unhinged old lady but theyâre the ones always screaming in her face
#RHOBH
about 1 year ago
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Every Monday they gon' wait for the freestyle Call me out once, you do not get a redial I got grown ass men actin' fetile I do not spin the block, nigga I reroute ughhh meg ateeeee!!
about 1 year ago
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domi
about 1 year ago
r.kelly straight up said the motivation behind his music was his personal life, and mfs still be on some âyou have to separate the twoooâđ„Žđ like mf no. i donât.
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Sogucciâs relationship with her daughter reminds me of Elizaâs relationship with hers from
#LHHMia
. both of them put their daughters on the back end to chase after some nigga smh.
#BelleCollective
about 1 year ago
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latrice was fucking that burger uppp lmao every the camera cut to her it was smaller & smaller đđđ
#BelleCollective
about 1 year ago
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idk whatâs more confusing. the fact they gave this man a documentary knowing heâs a predator, or the fact amazon had the audacity to recommend it to me
about 1 year ago
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i donât have a religion to follow bc organized religion gives me the creeps but i see why ppl do. it seems nice to be able to put your faith in your spirituality. being depressed makes you wanna believe in something sooo bad but i just canât lmao. being agnostic is fucking annoying
about 1 year ago
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love angie but her throwing that heavy ass bag was unnecessary. if the shampoo cracked her in the head then what? what if it broke the glass plate in front of brittani & she woulda got cut by the shards? angie need 2 chill with the physical theatrics
#RHOSLC
about 1 year ago
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alaura is hilarious đ
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
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about 1 year ago
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iâm so happy contessa serves her guests actual food. tired of these damn charcoochie boards
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
about 1 year ago
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sigh i was not ready to be an adult
about 1 year ago
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Jump Cat
about 1 year ago
i wish I could adopt every stray cat
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DeAndria đ€
about 1 year ago
Yâall, weâre really out here adulting. Times are hard and youâre still going, give yourself some grace and a pat on the back. You are winning.
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sitting down with Mel was the STUPIDEST thing trisha coulda did đđ Mel is digging in her lying asss omg. also, it takes two seconds to pull up Trisha & Martellâs dmâs to show Melody which address he told Trisha to come to
#LAMH
about 1 year ago
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Meoow.co
about 1 year ago
Me pretending to pay attention during Zoom meetings:
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so Martell blows up on everyone once again, then Destiny just goes and continues to play the game like he didnât just air marsau & tisha outâŠthey really be pickin & choosin
#LAMH
about 1 year ago
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correct me if im wrong. when Martell first got arrested for the revenge porn, Marsau was sayin âfree martellâ. & when Mel confronted him about it, Marsau blamed her & said âthats who you chose to have a kid withâ. but NOW heâs doing interviews tryna reprimand Martell? NOW he wanna defend Mel??
#LAMH
about 1 year ago
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rewatching the very first episode of
#LAMH
after everything thatâs going on now feels surreal lmao. this shit is gold đ. the foreshadowing?? everything was raw & the lil scenes i didnât notice before speaks volumes now.
about 1 year ago
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now why tf is the plantation guide white? talking bout âslavery still affects usâ who is US đ
#BelleCollective
about 1 year ago
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:P
about 1 year ago
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ik yall gonna pretend like angie wasnât wasnât slut shaming but the way she kept equating âhigh body countsâ to negative things says a lot. âi donât have high body count hair & im not wearing a high body count dressâ that didnât give yall pick me vibes?
#rhoslc
about 1 year ago
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daybella & karlae are better than me bc i woulda been texting niggas the addy to pull up on Julien at every event since he wanna argue with women so much
#TheImpactATL
about 1 year ago
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if ur gonna talk about ur love life on a reality TV show, then ur gonna have to actually show it. Ubah & Jenna are annoying me. i know u wanna protect ur lover but yall are still new. new housewives dont get privacy privileges đ thatâs only after YEARS of sharing
#RHONY
about 1 year ago
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donât inbox me bout no âcashapp blessingsâ unless u tryna get reported
about 1 year ago
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if daybella & karlae BREATHE wrong julien is on their necks. itâs really giving desperate. you can tell he comes to these events with malicious intent every time
#TheImpactATL
about 1 year ago
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i hope Boz doesnât give into Doritâs constant victimhood. watching the after show, it kinda looks like Dorit is tryna turn Boz against the other ladies. If we get another Annemarie im gonna be pissed lmao. put the capes down! Dorit will be just fine!
#RHOBH
about 1 year ago
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dorit is mad no one reached out to her, but these past couple seasons sheâs been very clear about who she rides for. she never had garcelle or suttonâs back. her priority was the Fox Force 5 & they all turned on her. oh well save the sob story
#RHOBH
about 1 year ago
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ms. tilly is shading tf out of dorit & pk on this after show đ
#RHOBH
about 1 year ago
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rebecca vs brynn?? i NEED dat
#rhony
about 1 year ago
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love me some meg
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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bitches bubblin under no chardonnay!
about 1 year ago
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sweet tea is really boutta put her body through so much to try and carry a baby that Dr. Gâs old ass sperm prolly canât make anyway. why not get a surrogate? it seems like they can afford to
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
about 1 year ago
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this wouldâve ate as a dress
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Quad was one of the few ppl who didnât turn on Contessa. so contessa not defending her at allllll when she isnât around is crazy. she wants to be back in the group so bad and ofc throwing quad under the bus is the best way to go
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
about 1 year ago
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Toya really acts like Quad misses Dr. G. Quad was the prize! Dr. G is a fuckin weasel dont nobody want him but sweet tea. they were getting into physical fightsâŠwhy would Quad want that back? she coulda had his kid but chose NOT to bc she didnât wanna be stuck with him
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
about 1 year ago
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sweet tea is really tryna convince us that she likes having sex with that man. and heâs so pushy about it, itâs cringe asf
#Married2Med
#Married2Medicine
about 1 year ago
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itâs so crazy how women take Ubers home for safety so weâre not walking outside late at night but even the Uberâs and Lyftâs arenât safe anymore
about 1 year ago
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said iâm soooooooooooooooooooooooo anxioussssssssssssssssss
about 1 year ago
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me: imma stop smoking weed also me:
#RHOP
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about 1 year ago
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wait how are yall posting videos?? do i need to update the app or sumn bc i can only post pics
about 1 year ago
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this how ik the inner child in me ainât going nowhere cuz i love me a trinket! marbles, buttons, random resin creations, those dice that have like 10 sides. i have no use for these items but i want em all đ
about 1 year ago
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finished Insecure, now im watching Rap Shit. the way Isaa produces these sex scenes?? omgg she should really get into porn directing đ. itâs such a difference when women write these scenes compared to men. why are these shits giving ME flashbacks đ. i neverrr see shows with relatable sex scenes
about 1 year ago
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iâm ovulating & all iâm seeing is ass & titties on my newsfeed. ik i said leave all that freaky shit on the bird app but i take it back!! i was only talking to the niggas!! ladies continue!!
about 1 year ago
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i am no better than a man!!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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