Every year I am cooking and feeding myself very well on April 1st. I started that around 10 years ago. And when I say cooking - I mean I write stupid April Fools news. About Japan. I love constructing sentences so that the text sounds like newspaper speak. Most people in my vicinity don't think

trans can be nonbinary. trans can reject gender altogether. trans can be someone who uses any combination of pronouns. trans can be no hrt or surgery. trans can be whatever you want it to be. happy trans day of visibility to everyone who identifies as trans, no matter what that means for you! 🏳️‍⚧️💖💕

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks!! Each pattern needs to sell at least 50 each to make them a reality!! Or else I'll have to refund them. Please support! Store: Bibipins.com

A very sansy Sans. 毎日じゃないけど３月のサンズ 😅 Most probably the only Sans I'll draw for every day Sans in Sans-month #sansundertale

I grew these strawberry plants from seeds! I got them from strawberries I bought at the supermarket (my favourite ones, can't get the seeds at the store). Dried them, put them in the fridge for I think 3 months, and then let them germinate. Now they are blooming! I am a proud plant parent!

#3月は毎日サンズ エンターテイナー

Keep an eye on this little game, it’s been fun to translate! XP

I am kind of in the mood for SpicyHoney. Does anyone have any reccs that they think I might not know about already?

In case you didn't know: I do have a non-undertale account as well ☺️ If you are not interested in seeing my other stuff just block this account because I most likely will repost that stuff here as well 😌

This is a CAT!!!! Checkpoint!! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone. 🔫 He was about to move the box and crawl inside through a small opening (which I am sure he did himself)

already *are* like chopsticks? heh *Papyrus facepalm* (If we were in a more violent universe, Papyrus would have maybe threatened him with the waribashi thing = the chopsticks you split in half and then throw away after usage) #undertale

and crispily fried dumplings before stuffing them into his mouth, using two of his phalanges* S: delicious, thank you paps! P *trying to ignore the ketchup* WHY DIDN'T YOU USE THE CHOPSTICKS, BROTHER? S: didn't want to burden you with even more dishes to clean. Also, don't you think my bones

Papyrus spends hours in the kitchen to make the gyoza skin and filling from scratch. Paps: I SHALL PRESENT YOU WITH MY HOMEMADE GYOZA, SANS! SAY ITADAKIMASU BEFORE EATING, PLEASE! Sans: sure paps! itadakimasu! *grabs the ketchup bottle and splurges half of its contents on top of the nicely pleated

So amazing!!! 🤩

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Had to patch up the kibble bag cuz kitty hurt it.

Plum 梅(うめ ume 木 tree plus 毎 every) blossoms in Kyoto Plumtrees bloom earlier than cherry blossom trees, and the blossoms are simpler, representing the traditional Japanese lifestyle more accurately compared to the frilly sakura 桜 (tree 木 woman 女 katakana tsu ツ) #japan #kanji #japaneselanguage

Yesterday was canceling day. I canceled around 30 newsletters, deleted all those newsletters, and canceled my Disney subscription. Disney made it the most difficult, took me around one hour of constantly logging in, and then logging in and (re)setting up a completely different account that I needed.

I think today I soaped myself up twice (inadvertently) while taking shower. But! At least I don't think I washed my hair twice XD

Finally decided to cancel my audible subscription. Had 27 credits (unfortunately not much time to listen, and the tendency to only listening to things in bed and then fall asleep within minutes) and got myself some books I *might* listen to, some English and some Japanese audiobooks.

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic! Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase. You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat. I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

During the last several days, I have been watching a show called Semiotoko. Semi 蝉 means cicada, otoko 男 means male. The show is about a cicada that became human because a human saved its life. For 7 days. Then, it has to die. The 7 humans whose life it entered change their lives for the better,

あと1日しかありません！遠慮しないでください！ぜひお友達にもシェアしてください！札幌でのコンサートの席を空席にしたくないんです!🙇‍♀️

申し訳ありません！！チケットがSS席ではなく、ただのS席だと判明しました！SSグッズを郵送する必要はありません！チケットは、まだ欲しいアンダーテイルファンの方に無料で差し上げます！私の間違いをお許しください！

You may have heard by now that we did have a break-in at the tea house this morning. There are three major inconveniences we're dealing with because of this:

Mustard is life! (I am quite peculiar about my mustard, I rely on friends and students who come to visit me to get *my* mustard from lands far away)

Cherry blossom kitty. Just got this decoration at the nearest Daiso (100 yen shop) (I know I shouldn't be doing this, but Sausage-kun enjoyed it too much - and me too XD)

Kara, get up and go to the gym! You know it makes you feel better! But the warm kotatsu... And the cozy cat...

Do you know Lake Biwa 琵琶湖(びわこ biwa-ko in Shiga prefecture? 湖こko=lake 氵liquids 古old 月 moon Biwa is a Japanese pear-shaped lute. The lake looks like one. Biwako is famous for its blue, and so are the souvenirs you can get there. Would you dare and eat one of those? #japan #japaneselanguage #kanji

Sans: i wonder if they have blue ketchup Papyrus: Don’t you dare try blue ketchup, brother! Red is already difficult to remove from your laundry. Blue is even worse! (Was too lazy to use Papscaps this time)

札幌のアンダーテールコンサート 今週土曜日の札幌にあるアンダーテールコンサートのかなりいい席のチケットを持っている友達が残念ながら行けなくなっていて、SSのリワードを代わりに受け取ってくれる方に、チケットを無料に譲るそうです｡もしご興味のある方がいたら、是非ご連絡ください。 もし興味がなくても、フォロワさんの中に興味がある方がいるかもしれません。よかったら、この投稿をシェアしてください✨️

札幌のアンダーテールコンサート 今週土曜日の札幌にあるアンダーテールコンサートのかなりいい席のチケットを持っている友達が残念ながら行けなくなっていて、SSのリワードを代わりに受け取ってくれる方に、チケットを無料に譲るそうです｡もしご興味のある方がいたら、是非ご連絡ください。 もし興味がなくても、フォロワさんの中に興味がある方がいるかもしれません。よかったら、この投稿をシェアしてください✨️

Colourful dinner (part of it)

My illustration for Ch 1 of Firsts & Seconds by @skerbbie.bsky.social !! archiveofourown.org/works/26625826 Farm Sans finds something unexpected in the fields one late autumn evening... #UTMV #Horrortale #Farmtale #UndertaleAU

🍯💙 #UnderSwap #SwapPapyrus #SwapSans

smooth jazz kustard

Fangamer store in Shibuya. Added a Red and Stretch to the board XD

うわーメロメロー😭

Of the things they sell you in Japan.

Been checking and correcting homework for 6 hours. Off the bed with me! Also, I just drew them. Just because XD

Cat day. Edge and Red as cats. A pic I drew some years ago ago as part of drawing them in my style thing.

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!

I saw it, but didn't do it. Yer welcome. Have some balls instead.

I also wanted to share with everyone the difference between a 6" x 9" book and a 5" x 8" book. Between the two, I think I prefer the 5" x 8" book which is about $2 more to print, but worth it. It's more pocket-sized.

ﾏﾀﾞ🍯ちゃん下描き

The next Japanese festival is approaching fast: the doll festival, which is celebrated by families with younger daughters. Papyrus: I LOVE DOLLS! SANS, DO YOU REMEMBER MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE? Sans: i prefer not to think about that specific one... how'bout we display rocky? #undertale #japan

これは没の🍯……

Some old art. The lyrics are from Bo Burnham‘s song „Shit“ #underswap #underswappapyrus

Papyrus: PAPS, WHAT ARE SUPERSTITIONS? Sans: paps, that's like you believing that putting notes next to my sock will make me remove it. Papyrus: OR YOU THINKING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHERE ALL YOUR HIDING SPOTS ARE. (Papyrus goes on listing all the spots, and Sans starts taking back some steps when

Craving something sweet today. It amazes me that mince or mincemeat does not always refer to meat.