Either or

This just in! Trumpty dumpty is employing spy software on everyones phones and "smart" equipment. No download necessary. Your phone won't even alert you to it. Time to go old school. Start passing them paper notes.

Showing you who they are.

What do you call 1000 maga lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Super disappointed with Weapons. It coulda been a tales from the crypt episode...

So now they not only out drink us, they outthink us!

I've decided. After the US crumbles I'm gonna be a highwayman.

The federal government is claiming they're gonna raise minimum wage to $16.66. Strange to choose that number.

The Long Walk is like Shawshank level good.

Dogs and Cats living together. Mass hysteria!

Nixon covered a pool because he preferred to bowl. Obama put basketball hoops on a tennis court. Trump torn down the East Wing for a presidential strip club.

Even obama admits if he would have run in the 80s he would have been a Republican candidate.

Wow! The thirst trap scammers are working overtime today.

People keep posting Epstein over and over. Seriously people. He's not Bloody Mary or Beatlejuice

Who wants to go all twisted metal on trumpty dumpty?

Profound and meaningful statement.

What's the news?

Applies to politicians

Interesting thoughts on the new Epstein Ballroom Trump is building in the White House. Does anyone know why they decided to call it the Epstein Ballroom? #EpsteinBallroom

Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof. Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you She tied you to the kitchen chair. Broke your throne and cut your hair. And from your lips she drew the hallelujah.

Dam right!

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Old saying If you're over 30 and a democrat You're brainless If you're over 30 and a republican You either have a million in the bank or you're dumb.

Bernie Saunders spittin' fire tonight on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

I wish I had wherever it is that makes people like sports. I just don't.

Is anyone ready to join a violent rebellion?

Are Artichokes a fruit or vegetable?

Wow! So many democratic representatives used the protest yesterday to film their next campaign videos. #electthepoor

I saw john crier and john cusack out yesterday. Did y'all see any other celebrities?

Would someone remind MTG that she only needs one vote to get rid of mike tiny johnson

The Ghosts are back!

The people bitchin about katie porter snapping on camera are the same people applauding nancy pelosi for snapping on camera. Libs need to get their shit together.

Got curious. So I searched bluesky for me. I found 3 other mes and followed them. Or us. Whatever.

Mad. You so crazy.

Nope. No today.

Slimy bastadages

Jonjust @jonjust.bsky.social A retired teacher keeps trolling and deleting their posts. Fucking people are stupid. It must be contagious. Dumb libs gets butt hurt about being wrong. So they cut, run and block. Just imagine how cooked their students are.

It's amazing how but hurt some libs get when presented with facts. Kamala never said she won the election. Prove me wrong.

Got my vote

...sit in a greasy spoon and wonder. Gee should I have the Tbone or the jumbo rack of bbq ribs with a side of gravy fries. I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non smoking section.

Can you hear this?

Super surprised vp jd hasn't made his play for the oval.

Chris called out. Again!

bsky.app/profile/demo... Look kids the dems have maga idiots too. Someone gets mad and blocks you when proven wrong about a state they don't reside in.

I ain't got nothing and they're trying to take that too.