steam is down.. what am i supposed to do? kiss girls ?

I got the IGN+ trial from Humble Bundle, because I wanted to play the 20 Questions archive. However, I couldn't access any of the previous games, so I reported this to IGN. They are now removing the feature entirely because of it. This is literally the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen.

Can I call myself a bestselling author if I'm the bestselling author in my friend group (I'm the only published author in the friend group)

lesbians against antarctica got taken down. dhmu 💔

Today's the only day you can boost this

Reminder to everyone to update your Unity games you own on Steam

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RE: https://wetdry.world/@approxamatrix10/115302760651731107 holy smokes

Firefox lets me pin websites to my taskbar now. this rules. i fucking love firefox

Gay people will be getting a 0.5% speed boost tomorrow

I look like this btw @fennecbot https://icy.arcticfluff.eu/@fennecbot/statuses/01K6A1BM58J58AGZHMVSRHRQFD

I think it's kinda funny that Patrick is the only character to literally live under rock but tends to be surprisingly aware of what's going on in Bikini Bottom at any point in time

We sorry we lost your baggage esteemed customer. Please do let us know what gender the bag contained

Imagine being one of execs of one of the biggest tech companies in the world and you get dragged to a random Japanese shrine by some mysterious game developer who people know nothing about to exorcise a game that he swears is haunted

Growing up, I used to think Shadow was someone's Sonic OC and wasn't actually canon

Why is it 80°F out. It's supposed to be sweater weather. Mother Nature when I get my hands on you

I swear to god every single criticism of mastodon that I have has to come with a "THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT BLUESKY IS BETTER" warning

Hacknet is on sale. Go buy Hacknet. https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/3027/Hacknet__Complete_Edition/

I wonder if there are any modern day followers of whatever god was being worshipped with the golden calf. Like someone just went "huh, those guys that went against Moses had some ideas" and made a religion out of it

yuriful morning everyone ​:lesbianthoughts:​

Credit to @ultiknite@twitter.com for the dub

Mastodon really needs a way to share links to posts without the @ symbol, because links to my posts keep getting broken in discord whenever I try to share them

Don't forget that everyone's free trial of heterosexuality runs out tomorrow

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

I'm getting this out of the way now. When Tomodachi Life Living The Dream comes out, none of you will hear from me for at least a week. I will be GONE I will VANISH into THIN AIR before arriving out of my hole to say it's a good game then disappearing again for another month

Sega should make Fitness Boxing Like A Dragon

SLURPEE FILL YOUR OWN CUP DAY TOMORROW https://youtu.be/M6JIC360Lyk

Please listen closely, as our menu options have recently changed.

Anyway, are y'all excited for copper golems

An important part of being a Gag Merchant is knowing when not to lose all your marbles (but 6 is good enough!). #toontown #corporateclash #ttcc #mmorpg #mmo #comic

Never doubt my methods again.

Women Kissing

Fuck cringe culture. I'm gonna write myself into fanfics and nobody can stop me

Surely you can understand the mavity of the situation

I have mastered the art of opening Mexican Coke bottles

I'm gay

Me watching Doctor Who vs everyone on my friends list playing Silksong

yepp™️ is the Digital Audio Player.

Sorry girls, I'm Aromantic.

Finally, it's my season again

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No one is a match for Bumpy's Papa Bear instinct. #toontown #corporateclash #ttcc #mmorpg #mmo #comic

Have straight people who complain about gay ships considered: there's many gay ships because there's many different people who ship many different characters, and there are not many straight ships because there're already so many canon straight ships

Pumpkin Pop-Tarts at my local supermarket. Almost forgot this is the whole point

Got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward

And then Jesus broke bread, and said to his disciples, "My Epic Games creator tag is Xx_SonOfGod_xX"

The third Mario Party to release always has to be Mario Party 3