Everyone shut up there’s a new species of Dinosaur and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen ✨Doolysaurus huhmini✨

I caved 😔

My mom: “how did you get so into baseball? You’re not a sports person.” I have no clue. One day last year my brain just realized that baseball is amazing and now I follow spring training stats.

Damnit 47brand actually has a really pretty floral cubs hat and I’m actually considering it

Going out to eat with coworkers is so stressful. I can’t handle any of the textures at any of the restaurants they pick, but I can’t say anything without fear of judgement. Why can we never go to Italian restaurants? Fettuccine Alfredo is always safe.

I’m sorry, Cade Horton had HOW MANY strikeouts last night?????

I don’t care if I know you or not. I will be calling you babes, bestie, girlie pop. And yes I mean all of those in a gender neutral way.

Me when the speed test went from talking about Bush’s actions in Iraq to talking about stem cell research

Hey so uh fuck you Spielberg. Why the fuck did you just make me watch a T-Rex take its final breath. That was fucking brutal and now I’m crying.

MY BEST FRIEND IS STARTING THE ARTFUL DODGER THIS WEEK LFG

About to call the bursar to get my payment plan canceled since I’m dropping out of class because my teacher quit and they don’t have anyone else who is qualified!

“What haunts you?” The fact that Kris Bryant should be one of the greats in baseball. His name should be mentioned in the same sentence as Aaron Judge or Juan Soto. But instead his own body essentially ended his career as it began.

Just Rick rolled a stranger on your ai slop bored me

😭😭😭

The correct answer was “The Cubs are gonna win today” but that’s definitely an answer 😭😭 I’m laughing so hard holy crap.

IM CRYING 😭😭😭 #youraislopboresme

Doing my part in spreading how amazing The Artful Dodger is 🫡

My favorite thing to do today is go on “your ai slop bores me” and ask for various drawings of dinosaurs with accessories.

I love this website so much (this is a human response not ai)

Couldn’t have said it better myself

I am the stereotypical “person who’s favorite color is purple” today

Woke up thinking it was Friday and now I’m sad that it’s not

Someone please ask me about The Artful Dodger. I NEED to talk about this show.

Tornadoes yesterday and flurries today. Gotta love the Midwest.

Guys I miss the Eras Tour 🙁

THERE YA GO PETE

My school either fired or caused my teacher to quit and they don’t have a new teacher yet. So we the students have formed a group to teach ourselves.

Just got so frustrated with my rotating fan that I started cursing in French… French is not my first language. I didn’t even know that I remembered any French from high school. Now I want to starting learning French again.

Unfortunately, trying to build speed in Steno is staring at a test and not knowing what the hell you were trying to write and just taking a guess

About to start crying about dinosaurs at 11:00 am

I got a new wave tool and now my hair is giving Sophie from Mamma Mia and I’m obsessed

Timothy Chalamet calling ballet and opera art forms that no one cares about is hilarious considering that those in ballet and opera are, without a doubt, infinitely more talented than he will ever be.

Me when “The Dinosaurs” goes over how Earth changed from the emergence of the dinosaurs and those changes directly put them at an advantage over the prehistoric reptiles

Me when Spielberg’s “The Dinosaurs” starts in the Triassic instead of the Cretaceous

The store bought garlic bread I loved changed their recipe and now it just kind of sucks

#SchoolSpirits Okay well I thought they were leaving it as “yeah we’re finished now. We could explore more if we want to. But it won’t be left unresolved if we don’t get renewed.” THEN THEY PULL THAT LAST SECOND ENDING WHAT THE FUCK

Context: School Spirits S3 finale WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

The mail guy misdelivered my new book ooooooh I’m pissed

friendly reminder ✨️

Accidentally put my protein shake in the freezer long enough tot urn it into soft serve🧍‍♀️

No matter how bad things get, I will NOT go back to my toxic ex (wattpad)

I FOUND ONE OF MY BOOKMARKS ON TUMBLR LFG

Thank you Tumblr for filling the void that a certain outage has left me with

Cubs what are we doing 😭😭😭

It’s so gorgeous I’m gonna throw up I need it so bad. PLEASE let there be as many as Fortnight RSD 🤞

ELIZABETH TAYLOR RSD FML

“Why am I so dizzy?” idk me, maybe because you’re consuming straight caffeine when you had a protein shake in the freezer to drink alongside the Celsius.

Taylor, I just bought new shoes and dresses for work please don’t do this to me.

AO3 is still down hahahahahaha

Oh so I have to go to work tomorrow AND I cant have any bedtime stories??? So the universe hates me got it got it