Fun fact: I really really REALLY love Whale Sharks. I mean look at him. He’s just so perfect.

Brewers flew an “L” flag after beating the Cubs and then immediately got swept by the Dodgers. Oh Karma tracked them down, step by step from town to town.

What good is Sudafed if I still feel like I have a brick on my face???

I love that the newest episode of Abbott Elementary was basically just a love letter to Kyle Schwarber.

Should I get the Monterey Bay Aquarium otter shirt?

Finally got my Spotify thing yup yup

Driving all day, going to the GA Aquarium, driving all day, and then immediately going back to work is so exhausting. 2/10.

Where’s my Spotify thingy? I hit play on the album right at 11:00 pm CST

THE DOCUMENTARY AND THE VANCOUVER FILM WE’RE SO BACK

SHE’S THERE????

RIP Cubs postseason

My Spotify history is pure The Life of a Showgirl with the occasional show tune that’s stuck in my head.

It’s ok if the Cubs don’t win today because I get to see a whale shark tomorrow

I am BEGGING Taylor to fire her merch team

Marked safe from the merch drop 😔

Anyone else unable to get out of the car in the middle of a song? I have to finish the song so it’s not stuck in my head all day.

I’m really hoping the Chicago Cubs are able to pull off a win tomorrow, but I am also prepared in case it doesn’t happen.

My Mamma Mia record is also arriving today???? Oh I’m so excited to get off work.

Package is secure holy shit

My mom’s signed CD is pure perfection and I’m so happy I was able to get it for her 🥹

Got a 94% on an exam when I need 95% to pass are you fucking kidding me

I think I just secured an unopened RSD LPSS and The Lakes 7”. My mom is picking them up for me tomorrow 🫣

TAYLOR WHAT IS THIS????

If my mom’s signed copy of Showgirl has a better heart I *might* get that one tattooed instead because my heart is wonky. I love the heart I got, but at the same time I do not want it permanently on my body.

It might be recency bias but I think Fate of Ophelia is in my top three Taylor songs of all time.

New layout we’ll see if I stick with it lol

“oh my god we forgot to call ED” im dying laughing she’s so funny

Chiefs that was pathetic

The cubs are currently bringing me nothing but pain so I’m switching gears and only watching the The Fate of Ophelia MV while I get ready for bed

YES SEIYA

HELLO BEAUTIFUL 🥹

Both my signed CD and my Deluxe CD have arrived safely and they are gorgeous

My signed CD has supposedly arrived but my deluxe CD did not

Wait it’s an iTunes download hell yes

Putting the Wrigley Field scoreboard after a win as my Lock Screen for some good juju because golly will they need it

My signed photo 3 is out for delivery

Just now noticing the Chihuahua in a purse and the Oscar on the bathroom floor in the Ophelia MV

The Showgirl cardigan is back for 5 hours. If you are thinking about getting it I will say I don’t find it itchy

Like I can’t leave her unsupervised with it because she has tried to eat it two days in a row.

Got my territorial cat her own private litter box and this dumbass keeps trying to eat the litter

🚨| Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl” becomes the first album in history to debut with an average 20.8 MILLION streams per song on Spotify! —surpassing her own The Tortured Poets Department (10.1 MILLION)

Actually thank god for more CDs because I spent too much money today and I did not need to spend more 😅

Can’t get over Taylor in the Ophelia outfit. The wig and dress just look SO good on her!!!!

Someone will put the acoustics on Spotify as podcasts. I already have too many CDs that I have no way to play (oops)

Marked safe I think. Maybe.

Oh boy here we go

Please let me be marked safe for the merch my wallet can’t take it today.

Wood is Eleven Eleven’s FREAKIER older sister

The showing in theaters was incredible and really helped me understand some songs that I was a bit confused about

Pending updates just as I’m about to go into the theater??? Well shit.