I desperately need the Kate Spade pigeon charm to go on sale. I keep seeing him advertised and I’m in love with him but he’s just SO expensive.

Cubs are really going to regret letting Bryce Wilson go after one bad game

My mom will not stop doing those stupid ai pet portraits on Facebook despite me grilling her on how bad ai is.

Oh for the love of- STOP BATTINF BREGMAN SECOND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CRAIG

I got an iso yesterday and I am so beyond in love with it 🥹 !!!! Shoutout to the swiftie on facebook marketplace that was selling her for half of what resellers were asking!

What’s that website for vinyl records where you can make wishlists and look at currently available rare records?

I did not get them 😢

Apparently there have been a lot of dms to this swiftie about the snow globes so unless the taygods are on my side I don’t think I’m getting them

🚨SWIFTIES HELP🚨 what are the chances I get scammed on this??? How can I make sure they’re legit?

I just found FIVE TS snowglobes on marketplace for $80 each??? I’m asking about them but it also feels too good to be true. WDYM ATW, Willow, AND lover house are listed at $80 each??????

If Liberatore keeps hitting our guys the benches are going to clear and I won’t be able to see it

Liberatore it’s on sight wtf do you keep hitting our guys for????

I really hate this exclusively on peacock bs because it’s not even regular peacock you need a deluxe subscription or something to watch baseball.

“Exclusively streaming on Peacock” oh ok so I guess I’ll just watch the updates on the MLB app.

Whyyyyyy is Bregman still batting 2nd?? WHYYYYYYYY is Alcantara DHing??????

I am so TIRED of seeing Alex Bregman come up to bat with runners on base and then grounding out or popping it up. SICK OF IT.

AI pics are already making the rounds 🫩

my screen time today is between me and god

SHUT UP TORNADO WARNING, TAYVIS JUST GOT MARRIED!!

Brb putting down the tissue paper dress as my Mastermind guess

A bunch of fake fans outside of MSG is exactly why it had to be at MSG mind you

Some of the ushers at Wrigley Field are wearing pink hats and now I’m about to start crying

Might’ve just secured an iso. Hoping I’m not getting scammed 🤞

And when the Cubs get their third 10-game win streak this season then what??

Bregman needs to go have a chat with John Mallee because going 0-5 when you team scored 23 runs is astronomically bad.

RIP Pink Hat Guy

Heavily considering getting the otter shirt while it’s back

No because wdym the cubs at up 23 to 3 right now

Man I wish the cubs could hit like this every game

Anyone who got the Monterey Bay otter shirts, how do they fit? Standard? Over sized?

I’m so jealous rn. My friend got his Rise plushie and mine still doesn’t have a shipping number.

It’s for the Wonderland blanket off eBay and I’m feeling impulsive and I just got paid someone talk me out of it

Guys is it worth is to spend $242 on an iso?? /genq

Just remembered it’s a short work week and now I’m fired up

CUBS TIE IT ON A WILD PITCH LMAOOO

Ugh. Welcome back fireworks season 🫩

IAN MY GUY YESSSSSSS

I’m actually about to start manically laughing because WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOBY MILNER GOT APPENDICITIS AND WILL NOW BE OUT 4 TO 6 WEEKS

Misiorowski is insane but I’m genuinely curious about the longevity of pitchers consistently throwing over 100 mph

PCA MY GUY

HE HAS AN ERA OF 6 CRAIG QUIT PUTTING HIM IN CLOSE GAMES JFC

Every time I see Phil Maton warming up in the bullpen I just know the game is getting tied up. This guy STINKS.

I had a blue bug juice over the weekend and now it’s all I can think about. I need another bug juice baaaaad

Just about the stupidest call I’ve ever seen what the fuck

What are Mets even trying to challenge right now hello????

are the Cubs… back?

I LOVE THE CHICAGO CUBS

It’s an amazing day. I’m off work, I just got a tattoo, and now I’m rewatching The Artful Dodger.

I feel like such an adult. I can legally drink and I have a tattoo now.

The absolute lack of self control I showed today with that merch drop would make last-year me go catatonic.