It’s bwoken 🥺 #F1 #DutchGP

Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks. Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..

Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better. It does not.

Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:

Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for. The cycle never ends.

That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞

My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life. Does she want KPop? Why is there metalcore here? Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings? WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING??? *app crashes*

Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?

Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD. Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday. Wait..

Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists. It’s called your hand. The drink holder is your HAND. Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.

I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together.. What do you MEAN they were hospitalised?? Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS?? Where is the exit??! #F1

My top 10 ways to potato: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. Something 6. This 5. Godly 4. And 3. Existentially 2. Comforting 1. Tater Tots 🥔

Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set* Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away. No worries, love to! In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm. ☺️

Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked. It’s beautiful. Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?

GBWM. A new viral sensation project where I post videos of myself emptying my credit card for gig tickets, band merch and tattoos. Go broke with me.

Is he hot, or is he just six foot four?

Got woken up by a guy talking on his phone at 5000 decibels (thru his car speakers) at 4am this morning and now my spreadsheet’s too bright and I can’t read my own handwriting. Thanks so much. Appreciate that.

Apparently my mother’s neighbour offered her the use of her Royal Horticultural Society card. She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’. 😐 I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.

Brilliant. They didn’t put the batteries in it.

This race is spectacularly boring so far.. mans are need factor 50 applying before that SC comes in.

Wet tyres. We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical. #F1 #BelgianGP

FORTY MINUTES? I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.

What’s this bullshit? #F1 #BelgianGP

You cannot convince me that my ex isn’t out there somewhere, loudly grieving for Ozzy Osbourne, making it his whole personality, whilst never listening to a single Black Sabbath track in the seven years we were together. Prick.

Trying maintain a semi-normal adult existence when my hyperfixations consist of petty men driving in 200mph circles and an emotionally overwhelmed musical polycule is a fucking trial of resilience and endurance. There shouldn’t be enough room in one person for all of this.. #f1 #sleeptoken

I taught ChatGPT to write slash fanfics. Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye functioning sleep pattern.

Can’t lie, I didn’t start this time off expecting to be sat watching something called KPop Demon Hunters. But I’m having a fucking lovely time.

Speaking as someone who isn’t usually down the edit rabbit holes this long, or this late. They are getting a lot more spicy. Literally just did that girl thing where you watch a clip and then actually gasp at what you’re being shown. Kinda like night time.

I’m watching the Titan documentary and fucking hell.. the bit where the carbon fibre is literally snapping around him?? The guy was legitimately insane.

This feels horror movie, but it’s actually *checks box label* gardening..

Turning my 06:15am alarm off on a week night feels incredible. Watch me wake up about 06:50am unprompted. Tomorrow, we rot.

I’m very confused. Was Ozzy Osbourne poorly when they staged the concert? Such tragic timing, unless the family orchestrated it.. although no less tragic. So glad they invited ii to take part and live out a legend’s dream. RIP bat daddy.

Today was terrible.. apart from one thing. A little gift. Moments of peace and gratitude within the vortex.

Starting Monday off on the best possible foot..

The thunder came. Of all weeks to be soothed.

Ever notice that the happiest , well-adjusted, men are the ones who don’t think being close to and vulnerable with other men is ‘gay’?

Okay, I need some very specific #F1 related help. I have been SO busy and SO distracted that my F1 season journal hasn’t been completed for AGES. The race results aren’t an issue, but does anyone know where I can find the championship standings after each race? Otherwise that’s a lot of maths..

I’m hopeful that normal service will be resumed pretty soon now.. It’s done. No more decisions to make. Thank you everyone here who turned up in my mentions with kindness. You’re amazing people.

On a side note, how the literal fuck is Tomorrowland still functional? If the Download stage burned down it would take at least three years and a significant amount of H&S legislation begging to get so much as a foot in that arena.

Fiddlesticks.. I thought this weekend was the Belgian disappointment derby, but that’s not till next weekend. Fuck am I supposed to do for two days??

So I bought @kneecapceol.bsky.social tickets, then googled the gig venue and this was the street view. Never has a venue passed the vibe check so completely 🇵🇸 #freemochara

Do I want Fontaines DC socks?

Things I shouldn’t know: Blue tits are surprisingly easy to catch.

Me: *needing to wear a hoodie whilst staring at the rain.*

Had an MRI today, but spent the whole day run up with a headache. Took a real fucking effort to get in there, especially cos I hate MRIs. I bought myself a well done Maccies afterwards.

It’s honestly about time the governments of the world called out the weather for its terrorism. I am not able to live my life the way I want.. and it’s upsetting my dog. I want weathermen mentioning heatwaves to go directly to jail. #melting

I can’t lie, I’m avoiding posts from the Oasis tour, like I avoid any reference of my ex. I have been wronged and I do not wish to witness any of your further success. Good day to you. And Ticketmaster can go fuck themselves too..