Going to bed with five Mighty Patches on. Can we just get a face mask for the queens?

I just forgot that I had a small cut on my thumb and made my piano look like a very confusing episode of Dateline.

If there is a hell, mine will be nothing but watching reels with that horrible laugh track.

I remember sitting on the toilet piecing this meme together, texting my husband “do you think this is funny?” Luckily he said yes, or this might never have happened lol

How is NJ taking all this heat when Nebraska literally exists?

Breaking: GenX-er takes to Facebook to warn of new social media platform exploiting its users’ private information.

Holding space 💚🩷💚🩷

I had a really fucking great coaching today with my acting coach that lifted a weight from my shoulders I have been carrying for years. Wish my personal trainer could do the same. Also, after a really great session I was finally able to sit down and write today for the first time in months.

AI captions are inventing a new language. Just watched them captioning a british speaker and turning the word “forlornly” into “forlawnly”, which I can only imagine is the feeling of staring sadly at a lawn you’ll never be able to afford.

Tonight I put one little dollop of whipped cream on each spoonful of ice cream I ate directly from the gallon container, if you’re wondering how my mental health is doing.

I have watched The Good Place several times, and each time I laugh as hard and am moved as much as I did and was the first time. Easily one of the best TV shows ever made.

I thought that choosing not to watch Handmaid’s Tale was a productive exercise in avoiding existential crisis. It turns out that watching The Good Place was no better because now I’m convinced that we’re in hell. Where is my Janet?!?!

My version of activism is spending the next four years trolling RFK by posting this gif of TS Madison every time he does something stupid.

Today I was the victim of a hate crime. My doctor suggested I get bifocals.

Today I felt like I hadn’t accomplished anything, so I created a new profile here on BlueSky! I’m really looking forward to enjoying this for two days and then remembering I hate social media.