Why did THIS post pop off compared to my other ones 💀 Does this combination of phrases just create instant engagement juice Cuz if so, no wonder people use them as interaction bait

Ketchup isn’t available at this 97 year old NYC diner, what was “the incident” at your high school? What is this room even used for? Wyd in this situation? “hey men” and they are pigs 😭 how do I fit this Studio Ghibli food in my header, nvm figured it out! I spent 2 weeks looking for my iPad 😭😭

Thread time Just gonna rapidfire some takes, just so that we’re all on the same page

Just so we’re clear: DON’T CALL ME BRO OR DUDE OR MAN OR GUY THEY ARE NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, STOP TREATING THEM AS SUCH I made a whole page, that i put in all my bios, expressing exactly which terms i’m comfortable with Pls just check before calling me something, bc I WILL be too nervous to correct you

How today’s news has felt

I’m so excited for the night skies on my hawaii trip in january Because - place we’re staying is bortle 4 - winter circle will be directly overhead - i’ll be able to see achernar, canopus, rigil kentaurus, and the southern cross for the first time ever!!!

My body does this very annoying thing where it gets like really tired after i get home, between 8-10 pm, but before i can capitalize on that and fall asleep early, i suddenly get more energy back before midnight

Shocking, the one person out of hundreds who voted to keep hiding the files, is the same dude who tweeted this

Just found out there actually is one trans yuri that isn’t a oneshot :O Called Kanojo ni Naritai Kimi to Boku Gonna give it a read asap, it better be good

7 years since the winter storm i (kinda) named myself after

As a pessimistic and dysphoric trans girl, it always irritates me when people like me comment under more successful trans people’s posts, and tell them how awful the post makes them feel about themselves

300th post

Trying to draw smth depressing only for Cherry Blossom Clinic to get stuck in my head

Tonight’s result

The most annoying subgenre of discord message is when you post something you really really want others to talk about, and nobody responds, until someone ends up meming on some stupid detail of the post unrelated to the actual message, and the conversation just goes to that stupid detail

Seeing a biphobic post, going to their page, and “radfem” is in their bio

Just had another calc 3 exam, and i think i need to put the fries in the bag 🫠

One year ago tonight, America chose regression over progression Prejudice over justice Ineptitude over aptitude And felon over prosecutor May i never have to see my country, the most powerful country in the world, completely reject someone qualified, in favor of a bigoted grifter, ever again

I TOLD JACK TO GO AWAY ENOUGH TIMES THAT HE ACTUALLY WENT AWAY???

New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor. I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.

Regardless of what the outcome is for my state tomorrow night, I’m prepared

On a related note, “you people can’t do anything” is quite possibly one of my least favorite phrases i see regularly on social media, it’s such a blatant ableist strawman I don’t think I’ve ever seen a usage of that phrase that can’t be summarized by this image

Istg, the rabbit pointing at clock meme was pretty funny to me for a while, but then transphobes started using a variation with the bridge photo as the face of the clock, and now i can’t even look at the original without my blood pressure spiking

Ah, the first sunday of november The beginning of seasonal depression, because regular depression and dysphoria depression wasn’t enough Hate this stupid month November is such a bad month in almost every way I can think of Literally its ONLY highlight is the holiday where you eat a bunch of food

I’m 5’10.5”, lanky, flat chested, my voice is pretty much unmistakably masculine, I don’t like my body But under the stars, none of that matters All there is is them, and me spectating them I think that’s what I’d want my afterlife to be - just spectating in peace, as the stars drift across the sky

That sudden drop in mood and wave of tension on a Saturday night when you realize you’re more than halfway through the weekend now and you’re gonna have to get back to locking in really soon <<<<<<<

Nvm apparently if you just leave your phone charging, without unlocking it, without low power mode on, left on the photos app, for several hours, it’ll fix itself Not sure why this is an issue now but uhhhh ok

Happy gay halloween

WE’RE SO BACK 2 AND A HALF HOUR VIDEO, WE ARE EATING GOODDDDDDDD

Mass blocking tens of thousands of accounts sounds ridiculous but this is how i got here “Adult hu—“BLOCKED “America fir—“BLOCKED “Trans women are m—“BLOCKED Crypto scam? BLOCKED Ad? BLOCKED Aaaaaaaaaand just like that my twitter now looks like this

People love saying how much they hate ableism, until it’s someone with ocd who is speaking up for themselves against the complete ignorance society has of the condition And people love saying how much they hate ableism, until it’s an autistic person actually exhibiting autistic traits

Is it just me or did the search function on apple photos just get a lobotomy or smth It was so easy to find whatever i needed for the longest time and now no matter what i search it gives barely any results

Beware the woman who dresses as an anime character in public while monitoring an ongoing hurricane on her phone (it’s me, i’m the woman)

The costume was supposed to come between Oct 31 - Nov 8, they predicted Nov 8, AND IT CAME TODAY WE’RE SO BACKKKKKKKK

Laying in bed and i realize i’m like the biggest loser to ever loser I have few irl friends, i went from good at school to awful at it, my interests include ambient music, wrestling, and yuri, i have poor social skills, i’m terminally online, and i’m a girl who does not look or sound like a girl lol

Forget zodiac signs, what’s your favorite map projection Mine’s equirectangular

My #1 biggest trivial regret in life is that i never got to ride Kingda Ka I live like an hour from where it was and i would totally be willing to ride it now I was too little for it when it was around 😭😭

So like half of the internet went down earlier because of issues with amazon web services And that includes canvas… my physics lab and the quiz i have before it tonight, are on canvas… and they’re in an hour… so…

When asked if I could choose any superpower to have, my answer has always been, and still is, to know or un-know any fact at will Because there's just SO many things i'm curious about that it's impossible to know otherwise

“HRT is magic” No. Having a body that’s actually really receptive to it is magic And having enough money for surgeries to make things even better, is magic Treating HRT as a miracle end-all-be-all that works for everyone, is part of why i’m in such a bad place right now in the first place Just stop.

everyone: we don’t want kings rightwing media: this is a confusing protest line, no one is claiming trump is a king the entire trump administration:

Had a dream last night where all i remember is watching tv with my family, an ICE commercial came on, and i immediately flipped off the tv with both middle fingers

Stargazing in a low-bortle area might genuinely be the most therapeutic, healing activity out there This month has been absolutely awful for me, but it all felt worth it for this hour or two of peace I needed this so badly…

The most annoying subgenre of discord message is when you post something you really really want others to talk about, and nobody responds, until someone ends up meming on some stupid detail of the post unrelated to the actual message, and the conversation just goes to that stupid detail

“If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl” means about the same thing to me as “if you’re depressed, you can just try being happy” Like wow, thanks, that definitely clears up everything!

Being a bi woman who ALMOST exclusively likes women, is quite possibly one of the most annoying sexualities to be, and unfortunately for me that’s what i am Because you don’t fit in the lesbian community, and you don’t fit in the bi community People in both will just say “no, you’re the other”

Whether learning it in high school physics, AP physics, physics 1 + lab, or physics 2 + lab (what i’m in right now), I have never understood, and will never understand, right hand rule I hate it so much, and it’s even worse because now they’re having multiple right hand rules for different things

People on twitter really feel so tough putting “if you block me, i own you >:)” in their bios So corny