It’s starting to feel like I spend more time out of the country than in it 😅

The answer is always “yes”

You boys really do make a girl’s day. I get the warm and fuzzies so often from my clients. I feel so lucky to have found you.

A tale of 3 quail

Do you know how hard it is to lay low when you have hair like mine?

This time of year has precisely the amount of sunlight I need to feel my best. I feel energized 😊

Moving on… #oursky #dateLAS

Moving on… #oursky #dateLAS

Emails regarding my cancelled tours have been sent! Deposits refunds will be processed this evening.

And the starter packs continue to grow! go.bsky.app/8uKpm5m

I didn’t want to do it, but after the last 4 flights I’ve taken have become all-day affairs between the delays, cancellations, hours-long TSA lines, and now untrained security at the checkpoints, I am cancelling all of my upcoming tours. 🚨 All tours are cancelled 🚨 Deposits will be returned.

I know that if I focus on one thing, I can achieve it. The problem is that I want to focus on 15 things, and while I know that I can achieve all of them eventually, because I am spread too thin, it takes a lifetime to accomplish anything. My successes come in huge landslides, never small wins.

Traveling yesterday was certainly not for the faint of heart 😅

Seems like Houston is the place to be for a girl like me No more availability in HOU, but I still have some time available for the others though. I’ve moved them around a bit since announcing ✈️ Raleigh 3/15 #dateRaleigh ✈️ Richmond 3/22 #dateRichmond ✈️ Dallas 3/25 #dateDallas ✈️ DC 3/30-31 #dateDC

I’m behind on tour inquiries, 🐻 with me 😅

It’s time I got a tumbler. I’m drowning in single use cups. From Tumblr girl to tumbler girl

I knew when I moved to the desert that it of course wasn’t necessarily hot all the time, but I must say I’m shocked at just how many beautiful days there are per year

My favorite pasta place closed 😢

Goodbye Winter, hello spring trips! ✈️ Raleigh #dateRDU 3/15 ✈️ Richmond #dateRichmond 3/22 ✈️ HTX #dateHouston 3/26-27 ✈️ Dallas #dateDallas ~3/29 ✈️ DC #dateDC ~3/31 (~flexible/not solidified) Most travel can be adjusted You can find me in LV in between 😇 RowanDane.com #oursky #dateLAS #FMTY

Clients, what would you say the qualities of the perfect ad photo is? What catches your eye? For context, I’ve been carefully watching my photo analytics and they’re all over the place. Nothing performs as I would predict, and the most unlikely seem to do the best.

The tedium of making duplicate listings on PD may be what finally puts me in my grave

When I’m elected President, I will pass a law that all grocery store refrigerators must have doors that close between customers. Too long have I suffered the meat aisle freezing me to my core. No more shall we endure grocery shopping whilst we shiver.

I am not emotionally prepared for Outlander to really be over

Very frustrating that I have to dress so discreetly for outcalls. I’m a hot girl and I want to wear hot girl clothes!

My complication ends at the lingerie. Everything else is a breeze #dateLV #dateLAS

Usually if you never hear back from me on an initial email, you landed in the spam folder and I saw it far beyond when it was sent. I let sleeping dogs lie because I have no way to know if a response is still welcome weeks later. To avoid this, there is always the booking form.

I’ll never attempt to talk to my civ friends about this work again. The most understanding of them just cannot wrap their heads around everything and it’s too much to explain.

I don’t get a blowout for my photo shoots because I know I won’t get one before every booking, and I don’t need anyone expecting Cindy Crawford when I’m bringing Sally

Gold fixtures: tacky or in?

What is your endgame? Everyone works to make money so one day they can be comfortable while not working, but what does retirement truly look like for you? What is the bar for a successful career in your eyes? Will you own a ranch and feed deer for the rest of your days, become a hermit? Tell me!

Protein pasta really was a game changer

Every time I set up candles at a hotel incall I’m terrified I’m going to set a smoke alarm off

I’m planning to take a step back from my vanilla work this year and make myself available for more trips again. Touring can be quite a drain, but a FMTY is always welcome.

With all the hot girls trapped in NYC, it should take no time for that snow to melt

Is Substack of interest to you menfolk? Would you care to read my thoughts longform, or would it just be a vanity project?

As a teenager, I scoffed at adults refusing to learn to use an iPhone or whatever cool new thing Silicon Valley had decided to unleash upon us, but watching the rise of AI and Crypto has really reframed my viewpoint

What a productive day. I learned to use Bitcoin (I still abhor it) AND I updated my ad copy on all my ads and my site. If you look closely you might be able to learn to spot some new pics strewn about as well 😉

I’ve only just realized that the first time I ever sang in public, it was “Mardi Gras Mambo,” followed closely by “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” To say not much has changed 😂

On the road and in the sky again next month! ✈️ SD #dateSanDiego 3/1 ✈️ Raleigh #dateRDU 3/15 ✈️ Richmond #dateRichmond 3/22 ✈️ HTX #dateHouston 3/26-27 And you can find me in LV in between 😇 Most dates can be extended, just ask RowanDane.com [email protected] #oursky #dateLAS #FMTY

Leaving NOLA was hard, but it makes coming back so much easier. I promise not to wait too long 😇

I have succeeded, but I could not tell you how

I cannot bring myself to watch the video of that little monkey after it was described to me. There’s enough things in this world to make me sad, I don’t want to watch a monkey get bullied

Has anyone successfully had the “adult content” label removed from their account? I don’t even post true nudity, I don’t understand how my whole account is somehow too risqué, esp when I see true blue nudity slip through with no labels all the time

It’s so very easy to lose yourself in marketing, and yet somehow, this life seems more authentic at this point than my vanilla life. In my “real world,” I’m endlessly hiding the important details, but as Rowan, I’m free because all those details only add to the experience I offer.

My love. If I could subsist off of only cheeseboards, I would.

I have taken nary a photo this entire trip. Just living in the moment 😅

Why do so many people still communicate solely in capital letters?

I’ve been so caught up in the festivities I almost forgot tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. I can’t wait to see what you got me 😉

Traipsing around the French Quarter for Mardi Gras antics all weekend

Finally got all my ads back up, just in time for day one of my NOLA trip. See you soon 💋 #dateNOLA #NOLA #MardiGras