Just let Sellers run the ball the entire drive!

Is there an ADHD saying for finding the missing thing you're looking for in the last place you looked, but it was also the first, 5th, and 12th?

I knew things tasted too similar from everywhere that were regional or larger. Plus, I think this is happening in grocery stores as well. Please watch when you have capacity

#bama fan with their shoes off is too cliche.

Why was I just fed an ad for Fox Big Noon Saturday on CNN's website? More important question, why was I on CNN's website 🤦🏻‍♀️

Even as a cowbell hater outside of the Blue Oyster Cult's classic, Mississippi State's Bellgate is just another distraction from the Epstein files.

I'd love to see a Deacs upset but I'm really eyeing that Georgia Tech bandwagon. "Ehhhh, I dunno, Jimmmmm?"

President Cheeto Dust thinks he's being welcomed as a king, but it looks more like a kid being distracted by the shiny stuff so they miss the real issues which will end up being something more expensive for Americans.

The BTS look-in during ACC games needs to be in every league with how ubiquitous betting is now.

Gamecocks giving me hope. This is dangerous.

I'd be happy if Dabo and Kelly somehow both lose.

@jeremytache.bsky.social song inspiration for Zaslow's household dynamic youtu.be/LCLz-rqFPQc?...

A two sentence story of the most Philadelphia of all Philadelphia lawyers. Your Jawnor, my client not only pleads guilty, he requests trial by combat. Because that Jabroni over there spilled his wiz and wooder ice on my client's Shore outfit.

I wish I loved salads this much.

Remove a letter, ruin a band. Dr. Dr

When a Tuesday feels like a Monday 😩 #ourdailybiscuit