I may be headed to Hell. See y’all there!

In today’s edition of what sport is @coreydeshun.bsky.social watching….. 🤣

Mince pies. That’s what’s up.

I know nothing about American football, but even I know that was pretty spectacular.

Hello Comcast? There seems to be an issue with my router….

Spicy vegan ramen at Momosan. Delicious, last meal in HI.

After a rainy Thursday, Friday is shaping up to be a delight.

Unpopular opinion - it’s good but I wouldn’t go out of my way for Dole Whip.

Today’s adventure:

It’s not terrible here!

Happy Anniversary of this, @mattoak.bsky.social

Aloha 🥰

The DeltaOne Lounge at LAX has massage chairs. So I’ve just spent the last 15 minutes having the bejesus pummeled out of my back by a machine.

So apparently her name is Badrey (no idea how it’s spelled). And I still have no idea who she is, except she has a lot of Asian fans. 🤷‍♀️

I’m clearly sat next to someone famous on this flight because people keep asking for selfies with her. 🤷‍♀️

Nail salon is playing Pinky & Perky’s Christmas “hits”! 👂🔪

I call this one “Two idiots on the counter they’re not technically allowed on”….!

Landoooooo!! 🇬🇧

If you’re so inclined, please light a candle to the life of a man who always donated to ECS Toys for Tots even when he wasn’t an ECS Member, raised $$$s for Leukemia research each year & never missed an opportunity to donate. Mark McDermott most generous man I’ve ever met. Fuck cancer so hard.

The problem with writing Christmas cards is trying to remember all of y’all’s pets names!

Trader Joe’s Cat Advent Calendar is a massive hit with the lads.

This is the sum of Christmas decorations in the Soundr5 household this year. Because asshole cats.

Interview 2 on the schedule. Would be perfect to be back employed on Jan 5th! I’m 5hrs into unemployment and already not a fan!

My last day at current employer is tomorrow My first interview with their main competitor is also tomorrow 🤞

Good God - put your shirts back on NYC.

Respectfully, Fuck Messi.

IYKYK ECS End of Season parties were so much weirder when I booked the venue!

I know I’m late to the party but holy cow, Severance is a trip!

So much to do So few fucks to give 🤷‍♀️

Note to self: brakes are expensive! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Boom - there goes the power!

Dropping off my car, stopped in for coffee and stumbled upon the location where all the old men of W Seattle meet, apparently.

Waitrose Christmas Ads are the best!

LinkedIn’s algorithm is whack. No idea why they feel I’m a great fit as an HVAC technician! Break these manicured nails? I don’t think so!

Can’t wait for the 2027 Season!

Actual LOL when senior staff reviewed the 5 pages of projects I’m working on and exclaimed “we didn’t realize you did *all* of this”. Shoulda figured that off before laying me off, assholes.

We shouldn’t be losing to 10 men teams. Simple as that. But also, that match,I guarantee, will have been far more entertaining than the finals.

I can’t. I’m off to do laundry.

Fucking helllllll

Why is DSC such a lippy bastard?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Penalties.

One day. One day I’ll watch a match where I’m not screaming at the TV. Right?

I wonder if that was Frei’s last stretch as a Sounder.

Oooh. Thomas in!

Yes. Yes. Come on lads.

Every fucking time. Every time.

Jesus wept. Why do we do this to ourselves.

Fucks sale Sounders.