Cost of living will now be known as; cost of dying.

So, the White House will now be known as: The White People's House

ICE already had a job fair in Texas and paid hundreds of gun toting morons a sign-up bonus, only to have the majority of them quit after the check cleared.

Her face is looking more and more syphilitic

Can't create a an army of Aryans if judges keep forcing the nazis to educate everyone.

Anybody want a history lesson? Salem Witches. They weren't witches. But an epidemic of accusations occurred because one person, with unusual sexual proclivities, lobbed accusations at an minority (also enslaved) to save their reputation and freedom. Sound familiar?

Which resorts send spa employees to make "House Calls"? Maybe a hotel guest requests an in room massage. But the employee's safety would be put at risk by allowing that. So why else would Trump, or Trump's spa manager be sending young girls off property? Sounds like sex trafficking to me.

Avatar 1 was amazing on so many levels. The easy comparison of the plight of the native people of the Americas is another reason to watch this movie. Forcefully moving an entire population of people, then repeatedly attacking them for being different is where we are. Again.

When you lay down with dogs, you get bit by fleas.

There will probably be a memo or EO stating that republicans can legally shoot democrats, for national security.

I haven't seen a Dyson yet that doesn't break in the presence of Australian Cattle dog shedding.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

How many people will call that cel number?

Those files were likely buried with his ex wife.

I can’t help but wonder if most of these maniacs are in the Epstein files? Look how easily some of them did a complete about face on their beliefs and professionalism. Stephen Miller is a demon spawn. He wouldn’t be able to get close enough to a child, to be in the files.

Can't wait to dance on that fucker's grave.

It's going to come out that Melania was one of Epstein's victims that latched onto Trump for the penthouse view.

Are we now officially at Christian Crusades?

“Alexa, what should I put in my pizza?” Answer: “traditional toppings that exclude pineapple, because fruit does not belong on a pizza” Let the Bluesky pizza war begin.

Who’s was in a position to murder someone in their prison cell, 2019?

Who else sees the Covid masks? This photo is from 2020.

X is very close to being banned in other countries.

I’m really hoping that Jim Beam company, and the windmill company donated millions toTrump’s campaign.

How’s that America first thing going?

Hey Niki, Erika Kirk actually hates black people. It appears you also hate black people. Here's hoping your music sales tank.

"A Christmas Carol" starring Alastair Sim is the best version of that movie!

Hopefully, the victims’ attorneys downloaded those files before they mysteriously disappeared.

LOL, Exorcist

Wins the internet.

I’m beginning to think that the people who do circle the wagons, are committing elder abuse, all for money.

While Trump and Kegsbreath are busy playing with their toys, and actual aggressive country will threaten us.

If there were no brown people, they’d hate each other.

Matt Gaetz and Pizza Gates

So it turns out that Pulitzer demands that applicants be of high moral character, and without a criminal record.

I dare the mint to put a man who shits his pants during meeting with dignitaries on the 2026 silver dollar.

They said, “Arrested the suspect”

My mother always had this response to someone saying they’ll pray for her. “Wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster”

For national security reasons, we will never know

Trump using a walker.

He probably just passed state secrets.

I have a joke about Hypatia but it’s above me.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

I want to live in a world where I can open social media or news, and not see that orange fuck’s face.

These wimps believe that ordering someone to carry out their worst impulses makes them masculine. I'm reminded of when Pete Hegseth tried to do a chin-up and failed. Money does not make a man.

Really surprised the Bunny isn’t closer.

Do the manufacturers of the regulated parts get paid twice? once to convert to regulated, then again to convert back to deregulated? This is just another grift for Trump's donors.

Gift Article We warned you that this administration will start kidnapping Black people. Targeting people from Somali will enable ICE to grab any Black person off the street, or even from your own home. wapo.st/3Y4F7qO

Woo hoo, I’m going to win.

You ever accidentally punch yourself in the eye? Yes, I just did that.

Wag the dog