I used to accompany my dad to his cognitive testing for dementia. They did test math skills by adding and subtracting random amounts. He never got them correct, but they never commented one way or the other. He also thought he was a genius.

Perform what? Is he going to deep throat a mic again?

And I'll keep pointing this out –– Because of national security, the president's physician will not announce that the president's health or mental acuity is compromised. It's just not going to happen. Carry on.

I call bullshit

US to pay Iran $300 billion for reparations

I make these rhinestone encrusted money clips. They look like diamonds to an untrained eye. Please visit my Etsy shop. Trump's economy is killing my store. alibistudios.etsy.com/listing/1740...

Milli Vanilla Ice Cream

So the administration is planning on hijacking domestic flights, kidnapping the passengers and crew, and after traumatizing them, abandon them in states hostile to them.

Is there a sign right there that says, "Stop for capybaras"?

Now we got 'em right where they want us.

@altssa.altgov.info have you seen this? This is one of the most important deep dives to surface about our future since the regime took over. Your department is specifically named.

The FAA cannot impose federal regulations on a privately owned airport that has never received federal grants. Just sayin'

This is a dance off! Post a dance or you will be eliminated.

I have the same food items delivered every two weeks for my work lunches. Most of the items have doubled in price, and some have actually tripled in price. The portion size has also been reduced.

I don't believe that Massie, Cassidy or Cornyn lost.

I can’t help but wonder if his hand keeps slipping off of his tiny XX and whacking the headboard.

Those soldiers would still be alive.

Investigators need to look into the possibility that the families of these dead or incarcerated shooters have recently had a financial windfall.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. also Never underestimate the power of a large group of stupid people.

Why are ther motorhomes parked at a chemical plant?

Has anyone checked to see if the constitution is still in its display case?

Cuba has excellent aim

So appointing rich donors with zero experience was not a great idea?

NEW: You've asked for the text of my $8.647 million dollar claim to Todd Blanche pursuant to the $1.7B slush fund so you can write your own. Here it is: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...

Great article

The administration is guilty of elder abuse.

Iran sent a gift to Trump

He's a criminal defense lawyer. He has been lying for a living for decades.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Blue Oyster Cult Black Oak Arkansas Molly hatchet Three Dog Night Kansas Styxx Heart Journey Trans-Siberian Orchestra Joe Bonnamassa

I was just sitting here thinking about how to reach the magats. Make them directly ask a democrat for financial help. Trump is doing it by using a slush fund, and the magats will all apply for free money. Dems have nothing to offer them. They can't be taught, but they can be bought.

Dude said, "ax a question"

How many peophiles does it take to oust a senator or representative?

Massie and Cassidy could cause some real good trouble for the next 7 months.

These two heroes disarmed a shooter in a Las Vegas Smith's grocery store. They beat the crap out of the shooter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYI...

Coming from a man who was raised hindu, not christian.

Trump didn't choose the prayer verse. Trump can't even explain what he was reading.

I'd like him to explain string theory before he explains nine-dimensional chess.

Oh no! Not the auto-pen!

He’s an attorney for Christ’s sake. He won’t ever admit any wrong doing.

Just once, I'd like a reporter to say, "It's the media's first amendment you fucking moron"

Fixed it: "I don't know what the fuck that proposal says or means. I saw the word nuclear, and a bunch of really big words. They're trying to make themselves look smart, but I'm smart, they're not. I'm the smartest president in the history of... I'm the peace presi... You're a stupid piggy"

Asian people don't need makeup

The little man? 🤬

Makes me wonder if waymo is getting pranked?

China might be building a pipeline as we sit here listening to billionaires tell us that we have to suffer for their wealth.

My daughter is included in a cluster of rare cancer (appendix). If not for the NIH, we wouldn't know about the cluster, or even what a cluster is. This is information I trusted. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK555...

Meanwhile back in JD Vance's head. "Why won't the fucking moron die already?"

Light Bulb: Dems need to send out postcards (unique to each state) that lists which candidates the democratic party is endorsing, because GOP is removing party labels. Dems can also set up mini tent advisors in store parking lots, to hand out those postcards.

Has any of the magats stopped to consider that their taxes are about to increase?

Just wondering how many of the female reporters, that he has called stupid, voted for him?