People don’t really talk about how poop is a palindrome.

Went birding yesterday to use my new monocular + phone attachment to see what kind of photos I could get and came across this bird just a couple hundred yards from our house, totally unbothered, while a full on community concert was going on just around the corner.

Watching Critical Role and misheard Brennan say, “as you gain the durable feat” as, “you gain the adorable feat” and now I can’t stop thinking about it. The Adorable feat, a class feature of level one Tater Tots & Daisys.

Completed Dare Mode last night on Day 13 (gasp!) so now its just Day One and One Hour challenges then we can get our TROPHY OF TROPHIES and I can stop thinking about Blue Prince (except for those back gates that are locked.. have we opened those yet?) #BluePrince

Not sure if I’ll jinx the weather by putting my snow boots away so I just moved them up the stairs a little bit. Slow but steady.

I think I’d be a pretty good Monster Truck driver.

Love it when its one of the first nice days of the year and you have all sorts of yard plans and dog walking plans but it was snowing last week so the weather changes sideline you with a migraine so instead you get to ruminate about all the things you could be doing.

Got that curse mode trophy on day 38 so now I’m just dreading dare mode but I gotta get ALL THOSE TROPHIES. #BluePrince

After living here for almost 9 years and slowly building up our garden year after year, we’re taking a big leap and having a native prairie installed above our retaining wall this fall and I am SO EXCITED I hope it brings all the birds to the yard.

…I wake up at 3 in the morning, to bake the bread for sandwiches… Then I go out to my tiny garden to pick the ripest vegetables….. This song has been stuck in my head for over a week now and shows no signs of stopping

I quit drinking, I quit smoking, I quit diet cokes. Just out here raw dogging life during *waves hands* all this.

Oh, so the first class back at starfleet academy are the millennials of this universe.

What a great birthday present, the dog killer got fired.

I woke up and had Oreos for breakfast because its my birthday and NO ONE CAN STOP ME. No one would stop me anyway, but my conscience is clear.

The new nurse who was training to give me my allergy shots today said “who cares?” If there’s a measles outbreak… “What they don’t tell you is measles is protective against cancer. I know, I do my research.” Sooooooooooo that’s concerning.

If I had a goth alter ego her name would be Epitaphany.

One of the many nicknames for our new pup has been Squatty Potty but probably won’t use that one anymore.

Discovered Balatro but seems like I’m only motivated to play it in the middle of the night when I should be sleeping.

I’m afraid my dog has been grey-pilled. She’s started doing this thing called treatmaxxing where she will ask to be let out to pee so she can come in and get a treat, and then three minutes later ask to be let out again so she can poop and get ANOTHER treat. She’s really proud of herself for this.

I wish life was like video games and i could just whack things with a wrench to fix them

Reading the Wikipedia of Blue Prince in my never-ending obsession with this game, it says the developer took 8 years to develop it. OH RLY? EIGHT YEARS. Did it take you EIGHT YEARS or is this another one of your little games? #BluePrince

Decided I was getting too warm at night so switched out flannel sheets for our normal ones and oh, what’s that? Snow on the ground today? Cool. Cool.

The croissants get tighter as you go up.

Still reeling from *that* puzzle in Blue Prince, would like to have a word with the developers, and I think there should be an achievement for petting the dogs every time you go through the kennel. Enjoying watching YouTubers go through the emotional highs and lows of this game.

The sweet summer child who wrote this didn’t know about the Atelier puzzle yet.

“I’m going outside to pee” is what my husband says when he’s trying to tell me that the dogs just went outside but now he’s going to the restroom. It’s spoken shorthand.

Building up to our prince and the pea moment. #shihtzu #shihtzurescue #seniordog

Last night I had a dream that I inadvertently became the 4th member of an all-female clown troupe and I wonder what antics we’re going to get up to tonight.

The stopwatch is the most useless item in Blue Prince, and the morning star won’t open the trunk inside the treasure trove. These are my gripes.

Just have the four impossible trophies left to get in Blue Prince, which is good I guess because otherwise we would have to figure out a new nighttime ritual to fill the void before bed.

Squats’ interests include trying out every bed in the house and being hand-fed treats. He is uninterested in stairs (he’s less than 8 lbs, all stairs are bigger than him!) and doesn’t care for his harness, frankly. You can find him prancing along behind his daddy any time he walks toward the kitchen

Good thing I’ve been doing Blue Prince puzzles and stuff because I had to solve the Minotaur’s labyrinth to find the uber pick-up spot at the San Francisco airport the other day.

I’ve finished 5 books this month (maybe I’ll get a 6th in) and I’m going to have to start altering my walking route to diversify the little free libraries I go to because at this point I’m just choosing between my own donations (and a scrabble dictionary? Come on)

I do not like Dare Mode but I do want a full set of trophies. #BluePrince

Hey I don’t care that some white dude climbed some very tall building

Welcome Squats to the squad!

When we hit shift to walk around in Blue Prince I like to pretend we’re doing heelies around the house #BluePrince

Can we win the dead-end drafting sweepstakes by getting 20 dead-end rooms? No, we can win the drafting sweepstakes by drafting TWENTY-TWO dead end rooms. Booyah! #BluePrince

Gimme more mora jai boxes I’ll solve those all day

Really wanting to watch Starfleet Academy but can’t decide if I should just start it or wait until all the episodes out so I can INDULGE in it.

Yesterday while playing Blue Prince my husband said, “The Casino is my least favorite room in the house” and to think… at one point we were so excited to add it to the draft pool. In other news, maybe we will be adding this lil guy to our pack soon, cross your fingers it all works out!

The Shen Yun propaganda is out of control on YouTube commercials right now

Ok well we passed our final exam so now I can forget about all the geography and socioeconomic/political conditions of these fictional realms just like I did in high school for the real world, right? #BluePrince Off to write poetry in my purple bedroom luv u

You gotta fill the reservoir up just enough and enter the boat on the non-fountain side. IYKYK #BluePrince

I need a story from the perspective of Simon’s brother. You’re just toiling away in the capitalist machine while your 14 year old sibling inherits a magic estate? He has to sleep in a tent outside though so maybe it all comes out in the wash. #BluePrince

Ended a day in Blue Prince with like 140 steps, 19 gems, 12 keys, and 370 coins. Couldn’t even do anything with them. That’s how billionaires live, except they don’t start their next day over at zero, it’s just constant oversaturation of resources.

Won the wealth trophy in Blue Prince last night without even trying and if that’s not an allegory for capitalism….

Is there a word for the visual clutter disheveled blankets cause?

Are we supposed to freeze books we get from little free libraries in case they have book lice? If so, for how long? Yes I got this fear from Bob’s Burgers #booksky