monitor: goes to sleep monitor: wakes up windows 11: OMG NEW AUDIO DEVICE

love repeatedly getting "pay us now or else" emails/texts/voicemails from my health insurance while logging into the website and finding zero bills or balance due

you know AI is bad because it thinks 2000 was 25 years ago

me: middle-clicks link firefox: popup window blocked

gotta stop hitting myself in the nuts trying to put socks on

too tired to sleep

I miss when laptops had a little row of LEDs on the front

now it's soup

soup day

what if a baltimore team didn't injure itself out of contention in the first quarter of a season

hmm why is my cpu fan so loud

Apparently my phone's been in a teams call for 26 hours and I only found out when I tried to play music

addicted to tiny cucumbers

soup season

all gone :(

half dozen maple frosted

found sonic's least favorite zone

the whole order is missing, what do you want from me

Dyed my hair and it's time to wash it out and I have no water pressure

i hope whoever stole my package enjoys my toilet paper and nasal spray

brb heading up 95

i have typed and deleted so many sentences today

o's

I gotta make up about $600 by Tuesday for rent

I feel like half a bottle of bubble bath should make more bubbles than this

whoops

love to have absolutely no reliable way of knowing the holiday hours of an individual store of a large national chain without visiting the store

self-checkouts have robbed us of the opportunity to make dumb jokes about the things we buy at the checkout

if you have a welder or blender hmu let's make this happen

fell asleep with notepad open and woke up to just see the word 'guillotrike'

and now my computer died so what little income I was scraping by on is gone too

I want pasta but crunchier

it's insane that I can take a shower in august and be dry again within 6 hours

Power's out at home so working from the remote office today

What's the quietest way to fill a bathtub at 3am

there is exactly one apartment within 10 miles that costs the same or less (it's the same) as what i'm paying now and it's smaller and poorly located so I'm just getting ready to live in my car this winter

buy some music so I can eat next week thanks xerol.bandcamp.com/album/lands-...

This is really a fundraiser since I am literally out of money and food. I got paid yesterday and every cent is going to past due bills.

buy some music so I can eat next week thanks xerol.bandcamp.com/album/lands-...

well a mouse ate my bread so i have to figure out how to make no food last 3 days until my paycheck clears

I give it less than 48 hours before everyone is going all in on quantum

$160 isn't a great bribe but it sure would help me buy some groceries this month

Your periodic update on Baltimore's homicides. This time I've included the monthly chart as well. It shows that so far this August there have been TWO (2) homicides. For comparison, in August 2019 there were 31. We're only 19 days into August, but still.

decided to jazz up the exterior of the mall

too tired to get up, too awake to go back to bed

also some* of us still use a century-old solid wood desk that barely has enough width on top to hold two ultrawides while it is really heavy and a pain in the ass to move it still comes apart into manageable pieces (only the desk top needs two people to carry it) and this will be my desk forever

there is actually more than that, but a lot of what I'm supposed to be having more of is just out of reach financially, like "meat"

all the overlaps in foods i'm supposed to avoid from all my new medications seem to indicate the only thing i can eat is plain lettuce

sippy cup of italian dressing

do the o's even have enough players left to play a game of baseball