Bought a pair of heels because I had a self portrait vision. But I forgot I haven't walked in stilettos in 10 years and I swear Bambi on ice looks more stable than I do right now. So now I'm wearing them while cleaning to practice. I've never been so fast, I want them off 😭😂

I finally started curating the list with football kit stores all over the world. So far I only got the ones I've been to in Japan, so I need your help. If you've been to any football stores (retro/modern kits or memorabilia) please fill in the form! forms.gle/qYy3FyRJp2oZ...

Me for once not crippled by executive dysfunction and ready to get some shit done. My internet:

My sense of humor is truly unrivaled 🫡

You'd think going to the gym the second time would be easier. But Karen convinced me everyone was staring at me last time. So I'm just gonna pretend everyone just thought I was insanely hot and that's why they were staring. Staying delulu is the solulu 💪😂

Let's goooooo Https://twitch.tv/MooonoStreams

The bitch is back! 💅 Can't wait for nothing to work, be an unhinged hot mess and broadcast it live for the world to see. 7PM UK be there or don't (you won't miss much)

Posting this so I have a bit of social pressure, but I'm going to try to go to the gym today. Alone. Very big deal with my social anxiety, but imagine how overpowered I'd be with a big butt?! 😂🍑

I'm guessing on the 24th of July I was in bed overstimulated 😂 #SpotifyWrapped

I thought we had evolved as humanity past the need for hand washing. Then I started collecting kits 💀

Need to rebuild half the office for this but yay! Also some minor cable management needed but let's all ignore that for now. Mooono Mourinho is so back!

I love it when people are rude to me in a language they think I do not speak to than clap back in said language that I do actually speak. The looks are priceless. Asshole.

It happened again, I'm going bankrupt

Have to admit that Ajax kit is a beauty! Wouldn't get the love it deserves with me though 🥺

Wearing my Itakura kit in Tokyo was a mistake, I've had to be social all of a sudden and people want pictures with me 😂

I've got three football stores lined up for today, let's see if I can find something cool 👀

When he promises to end his goal drought

My controversial football opinion is that Pep is a one trick pony and is only a good manager when he can use his own rigid system. And that he has zero ability to adapt to anything other than that. Can't believe it's not that controversial all of a sudden 😅

Mooono Mourinho will be checking into the match of the delay all the way from Tokyo and I would like my commitment to be applauded please, thank you.

Don’t forget about the Christmas Help Fund! Stream starts Saturday @ Noon Central European Time. I hope to see you there!

Tokyo Verdy vs. Mount Fuji 💚🗻 👕 Tokyo Verdy 2024 Away

It's gonna be a humbling experience when I get home and have to deal with cold toilet seats and reaching down to open the lid myself again 😔

The view from our second to last hotel in Japan is tolerable I suppose 🗻🥺

Me: "I'm a strong and independent woman and I don't need no man" Also me: suitcase too heavy to carry down the stairs

I miss streaming so much that I just decided to indulge in the Elgato black friday sales while on vacation 😂 Can't wait to unbox it all when I get back! Office makeover might be needed first though because I'm afraid my desk is getting too small...

This is the first day this vacation that I'm not wearing a football kit and I feel naked? I really went and made kits my whole personality to a point where I now feel existential dread while not wearing one 😂

So I got quite a few positive replies to this here and on other platforms so let's make it happen! I'll make a Google form where people can submit their favorite stores and then turn it into a proper list when I get back from vacation!

I've been saving the kit stores I've been to in Japan in a Google maps list. Am planning to keep adding and make a worldwide list for easy shopping. Would anyone be interested in that? Or should I just keep it private 😂

Another day another kit store. Was very tempted to get this beauty but my bf was carrying my wallet and said no 😔

If you like to wear your kits in winter but do not like freezing to death I can highly recommend the heattech base layers from Uniqlo! They're inexpensive, really do keep you warm and don't smell if you misjudged the weather and it was significantly warmer than you thought (I speak from experience)

I was one with the environment today 🥷 👕 Ivory Coast 24/24 Pre Match

I love how people seem to think I didn't buy the most random kit possible and that I meant it when I said no one was guessing that 😂

Went kit shopping in Kyoto, and you'll never guess what I bought...

Kit of the day Athens Kallithea 23-24 away 👕

Peace out, I'm going to bed 🫡

Sorry in advance if you see the same content on here and on Twitter/threads. I'm unfortunately not funny or original enough to come up with different posts for each 😂

Stumbled on to this one in a vintage store in Japan, very excited about it! Also found a PSV scarf there which I will be returning home to Eindhoven, where it belongs 😂

I'm in Japan at the moment so you'll all be forced to see an excessive amount of football (shirt) vacation pictures 😂

Alright let's give this one another go. Who should I definitely be following? Football and FM related specifically

Obviously enjoying backpacking through Vietnam but also low key excited to turn the house into a Christmas paradise when I get back 🎄🎅

Lil Vietnam photo dump

Packing cubes are magical, I was skeptical about fitting everything in my backpack but I got everything in and even have room for some extra football shirts #blessed

I will be here soon and holy shit I'm excited 🎉🥰

I'm cooking a classic Dutch pea soup aka erwtensoep, but it turns out my pan is too small. This might get messy 😂

It's always a bit weird, a new social media app. Where you're just kinda screaming in a black hole of nothingness because you have no followers yet. Hello world, it's me, I'm here 🙋🏼‍♀️