First time back at the gym in like a week due to back/ neck injury

Get you a man that wants to rub you down after a 10 hour shift and buy you king size burritos as a treat 😉

All these companies want you to do a survey but they don't want to pay their workers

Down 8 lbs in 7 weeks might not sound that great-- BUT consider this--- i didn't lose any weight for 3 weeks lol counting calories is hard but it works

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

"Covergirl don't cover boy" always gags me

Two gay dudes doing a fist bump? Just as awkward as you think ;)

Happy #Caturday, video of the week. A vicious attack kitten and the most patient dog ever.

Happy first day of spring to all my gay sons and thot daughters <3

Love survivalist TV programs but naked and afraid is so unserious

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Total Eclipse Of The Heart really is that girl, iykyk

This weekend marks my 10 year anniversary working in the service industry, st paddy's is and will always be -- the actual demon twink of Chicago

Guys that pretend to be slutty online but are not actually about that life irl 🍅🍅🍅

All the whores flew in for Paddy's weekend in Chicago, gym was so packed

The way it's literally Friday the 13th

Your 30s are for being confident and serving cunt whenever possible, I believe

The way mainstream media is just repetitive slop and propaganda should be outlawed

Everyone that thinks they are special for not liking pokemon- you're not

I don't care that you don't like sloppy Joe's, I'm sorry you got people in your life that can't cook. #craving

When he calls his personality disorder a "rebrand" ☺️

Rip to this Beautiful Man

Anyone know of any server positions hiring?? Ten years experience.

Needed a few more 60° days

Actor Robert Duvall has died at the age of 95.

How do you say "you both look terrible since you've gotten together" in the nicest way

As a server, hate working holidays ESPECIALLY Valentines day--- how do yall make money on a bunch of Two-tops?

Nobody wins at the Struggle Olympics guys

The government already using enough Ai ,we shouldn't contribute

Watching Black Is King again-- if you haven't seen it, check it out fr #BlackHistoryMonth

I would slay a snatch game, no shade

I just need 24 hours of 40° temps to get rid of most of the snow on the ground and I'll feel okay

So proud of this moment and history being made <3

I'm begging yall to tip more than 10% pleaseeeee, especially if you and your friends are wracking up a $500+ tab. I have to tip out based on SALES not your generosity. I basically end up with nothing after bar and busser tipout if you're tipping 9% and you say my service was "amazing"

oh I just know he probably shit himself, look at her face 😭😭

No shade I'm kinda sick of "content creators" ignoring things that are happening and not having a view point or belief system. No, I don't care about your 50% off sale. I care that good people are being slaughtered by this regime

Idc how many times its been done- a well timed split is always gonna do it for me in a lip sync for your life!

The way I didn't step outside at all today ...

Currently charging my Nikon CoolPix S4100 digital camera from 2011, Gen Z wishes, no shade

Here i am, once again Clocking in at 248lbs --- I really should start tracking my caloric intake instead of just going with "vibes"

Its taken months of binge viewing- but I finally made it to season 21 of Grey's Anatomy

The guys that took you for granted will pretend to be sad about it when you are taken by someone that actually loves on you. Even if their intention was never that and they never tried to have you in a serious way. Like, girl, you had your chance. 🤷🏽‍♀️

One month ago today, the Jeffrey Epstein files were legally required to be released to the public in full. The Department of Justice failed to meet the deadline and continues to withhold over 2 million files.

Date night with my man <3

I cannot stand a bitch that "hates" everything

Realized last night that I do not like sex in the dark.

The way I biked to and from work (30 min each way) only to realize when i got there that I misread the schedule and I was actually off today 😅

My top, go-to accessory? Well that's easy- healthy, glowing skin ;)

Before the year's over... anybody wanna fight?

Humans really need fire to survive but animals don't, isn't that wild