*Meanwhile, clueless Adar, combing his hair with the armoured fingers of his gauntlet and humming dreamily*

Dearest readers, An uruk needs some privacy indeed. But what if it is this certain uruks romance season just right now? I can tell you everyone in Mordor is excited about this new realtionship. Will this uruks spring fever last on? Well, we will see. Yours sincerely Madame Blush 📝✨️

She sees you when you’re sleeping She knows when you’re awake She knows if you’ve been good or bad so be bad for badness’ sake… 🤭

Dear readers, Madame Blush is no myth. Madame Blush is real and she is watching you😘👀 Your sincerely Madame Blush ✨️📝

Dearest reader, In lands like Mordor not only the volcano is a hot spectacle. It's society is as spectale as the huge volcano and their secrets and thoughts are even hotter than the lava coming from Mount Doom. You may wonder why I know that. Well, someone as me watching the Mordor society +