#373 1986. What a beauty...well, I mean, my favorite character along with Dr. Strange...but yes, I would. Glen! Focus!

Finally home. Recovering peacefully. All is good. Glad to get back to my normal...with some discomfort.

Sorry for the absence. Got ill. Needed surgery. All good. Recovering just fine. I'll be back.

If given the choice to suck dick or eat pussy, in my opinion I would say both. Both present the most intense and intimate moments of pleasure. Gladly I shall participate and pamper.

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My monochrome Monday post. #monochromemonday

I'm way too erect to stop touching myself and y'all are way too amazing for me not to stop watching...no I goon

Happy Pride to all y'all wonderful people! 🥰

Dramatic as fuck. This is hot, erotic and absolutely fucking ART.

I love nipples. Nipples are to be sucked. Mine, yours, everyone's!

Donnie, be Van Gone.

Watching someone getting their ass ate is absolutely a great way to start my day...uuuugh (gonna be a long night 🥴)

Hey, I wanna see you all reskeeting this. If you are serious abt wanting to protect minors, boycott PornHub and tell all your friends to, too. Pay for porn. Buy it directly from people you know. PornHub is FULL of sketchy / stolen shit.

(Hangs sign) Oiled & Gooning. Do not disturb...unless...😉

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Gonna put myself out here...yes...I am. There are many reasons...but mostly they are incredibly fucking necessary. For that? I'm not apologizing.

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Every day...on this app...I explore, I interact and become more and more amazed and aroused. It gets me more willing to be creative with my writing but...also distracted by y'all because y'all so fucking sexy. Not complaining. I'm fine. (Sighs)

Actor Robert De Niro has announced that his daughter Ariyn has come out as Transgender. His quote: “I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my daughter. I don’t know what the big deal is. I love all my children.” (sighs) How it's done: Realize. Support. Respect.

I cannot with this app...the people I follow and find...y'all are amazing...sometimes triggering my horniness to a cosmic level. Not complaining. Just oversharing. Ok, carry on. Ignore me.

Morning coffee is absolutely is a great time to reflect. What a great day! A lot happening around us. For some, not good. For those, I say, make a connection with someone. Whoever. Ease your mind. Fill your heart. I did. It was needed. I found my Obi-Wan. There's hope. Trust yourself. Connect!

🙋‍♂️ Allow myself to introduce myself...I'm Asseater.

I know, it's a poll (not knowing the questions or metrics of it) however, the results are quite staggering. Gen X, 56%? 🤦‍♂️ Trump was a piece of shit back then. Like, he even got worse as he got older. WTF?!

Woke up abruptly thinking I was late for work. It being Sunday, I don't work. (Sighs) Now I have this raging morning wood...single and living alone is quite the hard life. (Pun intended) 😄

Repost a pic with your age 50

Second dy off of three in a row. (I know, right?) What to do? Errands? Done. Chores? (Loathing stare at full laundry basket) No. (Erection emerges) Ok...seems I need to plan my next few hours.

Just saw this on Twitter. I laughed so hard. Having him as the one saying it, makes it so much more hilarious. I can hear his voice saying this! 🤣🤣🤣

Andor season 2 starts tonight. I. AM. ECSTATICALLY. ANXIOUS. (GIF: It's true, nor do I have a boyfriend...Star Wars is my relationship status)

How I arrived on Bluesky

Been seeing posts about the Bluesky checkmark/verification process. (Sighs) I honestly hope it isn't going to be similar as the hellscape that is "X"...pleeeeease.

As a Gooner, it's not always about porn...it's also about the connections made by subscribing to some of the most wholesome humans that inhabit this Earth. I am blessed. With that said...(sighs) It's time. 🥵

Trying desperately to focus on chores. (Sighs) So many sexy people in my timeline. Easily triggered. Happily distracted. I Probably should put clothes on.

Yep. Accurate.

Edging/gooning myself with a cock ring on is absolutely a challenge and oh so satisfying. 😔🥵

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The bots are like roaches...I cannot keep up! Uuuugh 😡

I mean, I ain't mad, but damn. I love this for me. 😳😬

Spent most of my day catching up with my fave creators...now I'm horny as fuck. Let the gooning commence! Nnnggghhh 🥵

I'm way too horny to be scrolling on here...y'all be making this challenging. Goddamn.