“Let’s see. First she spent time with Valentino. Then me. And then I saw her wandering off to meet with shorty. And you know,Our dear shorty,is the first seducer. I hear she really loves apples.”

“Box,old friend. What’s your issue today?” Yes he called him box. Just to irritate him. “Saw your lovely wife the other day. She was here. Ask if I’d like to have tea with her some time. You know I can’t tell a lady no.”

“Dear,you have drones invading my personal space everyday. I don’t want to hear about ‘invasion of privacy’ especially from you.”

“Hmm? What’s that noisy picture box? You said your darling wife treats you better than mothman?” He’s sipping his coffee,and having a cigarette afterward. “How did someone as classless as you,get a wife? Better keep her from your lover.”

“But of course my dear. It’s almost as entertaining as Charlie trying to redeem sinners.”

“Perhaps,my dear,he broke him. Which makes me happy.” He tilted his head deer tail wagging so excitedly. The man is beyond pleased!

“Oh darling. I don’t think he knew. He probably thought you were cute. Besides he’s lonely. “ The overlord grinned so sweetly. Yes he actually does enjoy when the king fails! “Don’t be too harsh with him,did he apologise?”

“Ah,it would have been entertaining to watch him fail Miserably.”

“Oh. Hmm.” He’s thinking. “Would be,the King. If that helps recall your memory my dear.” He’s smiling. If the king got rejected this gives him more reason to smile,even wider.

“The short stack.” He’s gently giving her some more attention. “I also heard you turned him down.”

He pats her head. “You’re welcome darling.” He’s unsure why he’s feeling slightly less annoyed by everyone than his usual. “I heard the old goat tried to flirt with you months ago..”

It might just be! He cups his face gently,red eyes closed,he’ll kiss the spider. He felt,generous. His free arm pulled the male closer. Just a simple kiss. Nothing too vulgar about it. Is it love? Good heavens no. Lust? No. He’s unsure what is. But he knows that he enjoyed kissing the spider.

“Go on,shoo. I swear you get more and more annoying. Even in the 7 years I’ve been gone,you still haven’t changed anything other than your square head.”

“Noisy picture box says what? My dear,don’t you have a wife to go flirt with?”

“@misterslivervox.bsky.social. Whxre.”

He will graciously give her 3.

He might just feed it the spider since he’s feeling generous. Half of it in his teeth. The other half will be waiting for the spider.

He will pass these out to each person who visits the hotel. Or who speaks to him. One rule is,no touching the overlord.

“One free pet.”

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