A great example of dementia is when you tell everyone you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize the day before bombing another country.

New official White House portraits just released:

Elon deleted this tweet. It'd be a real shame if everybody kept posting it.🤥

Sure his cars suck, his rockets combust, and he destroyed Twitter, but you do kind of have to admire Elon's dedication to being completely hated by both political parties..

Think Trump drove his Tesla to work today?😆

In a major escalation of his feud with Trump, Elon quickly releases the CyberTaco:

Elon and Trump's relationship is going through a rapid unscheduled dissassembly..

Trump's so pissed at Elon, that he's going to put a 300% tariff on ketamine..

The Dope

So far Elon Musk has cut more money from his net worth than he has the Federal Government..😆😆

Unconfirmed reports are saying the Pope's last words were "Is that eyeliner..."

Hilarious that Pete Hegseth fired three of his staffers for leaking, while he texts war plans to his family and the editor of the Atlantic..

Wow, Trump just posted another totally real photo of Kilmar Abrego Garcia's MS-13 tattoo:

Stormy Daniels is set to announce a 50% tariff on orange mushrooms..🍄

In order to make their communications more secure, the Trump administration has now agreed to only discuss their war plans in Amazon reviews:

Fixed it.

"First 1000 buyers get FREE tickets to Wally World!"

Elon and Trump pushing the new Cybertruck:

After a considerable amount of work, I was able to un-redact some of Pam Biondi's Epstein files:

Guess what my maga family members are getting for Christmas..😈😆😆😆😆

Finally

Trump's J6 pardons are looking about as good as a Trump University diploma: www.yahoo.com/news/indiana...

Lol...

I'm changing Trump's inauguration photos to tan suits and am posting them all over Twitter to piss off magas. Entertaining!!!

Live shot of Matt Gaetz confirmation hearing for Attorney General:

Pete Hegseth could only hold back for so long..😆🍻

Wow, Melania wore exactly what we thought she would..😆

Guests said it didn't look like Trump planned on staying very long at Carter's funeral..😂🤣

Trump: "My inauguration was bigger than yours.."

Pro tip: Never shake hands with people that encourage others to murder you. Even at a funeral.

Greenland should buy Mar-a-Lago instead..

Trump on TS yesterday: "We are seeing crime like we've never seen before.." Also Trump: Gets convicted of 34 felonies and loses his civil rape appeal.

JUST IN: Congress approves aid package to supply Ukraine with Cybertrucks to catapult at Russia..

Bone spur free since 1924..

A New York Federal appeals court has upheld writer E. Jean Carroll’s verdict against the orange rapist. I love this for him. ABC news wasted their money.

The Three Stooges, Larry Curly, and Ven-Moe.

This is the guy Trump wanted to make the number one cop in America: www.cnn.com/2024/12/23/p...

Since Trump hates being called the Vice President so much, I promise I'll stop...(maybe)

The Musk/Trump divorce is going to make Johnny Depp and Amber Heard look amicable..

Elon and Trump..😆

Somebody had to do it..😆

Matt Gaetz went from the Attorney General to doing Cameo videos for $325, in about three Scaramucci's. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

Fine magas, if you want to avoid ALL vaccines because a guy that shot heroin for 15 years and eats roadkill told you to, be my guest. Just do us all a favor and stay the fuck out of our hospitals after you get sick. Ride that shit out at home and don't expose our nurses or society to your dumbassery

We couldn't have said it any better than Elon's own AI program.😆😆

Fixed it.

Nancy Mace seems to be recovering fine from the paper cut she got yesterday..

Let's check the scoreboard... Russian operations are failing in: Ukraine, Georgia, Syria, Romania, Moldova and West Africa. Russian operations are succeeding in: USA.

Holy shit. Did you see the letter Olivia Troye’s attorney sent to Kash Patel after he threatened to sue her for defamation? Troye, a former Homeland Security advisor, had the BEST response.

As Damascus falls to the rebel forces, it’s Assad day for Putin.

Marjorie Taylor Greene can just shut up about child sex trafficking. If she truly gave a shit about it, then she wouldn't have campaigned with Matt Gaetz..