For those keeping track, stupid people have now demanded that Trump get a Nobel Prize for Peace, Medicine and Economics.

Laura Loomer reminds me of The Picture of Dorian Grey, except when she gets older, Charlie Kirk's face gets smaller.

Americans: We need stuff Republicans: You need to attack disaffected groups? Can do! Democrats: You need a Pride Flag lapel pin? Done and done! Zorhan Mamdami: You worked for it, you're entitled to it, so let's do it. GOPs and Dems: Are you some kind of monster?

In other news, the DNC kicked David Hogg out of his leadership position by having multiple votes until they got their way because Hogg wanted Democrats who will do more than say, "Let's just see what they do next". The DNC strategy is literally nothing more than "Orange Man Bad".

*sigh* This person jammed on me about 5-6 times, so I was sure I had at least a coin flip, but this is PokerStars we're talking about, so I have to lose in the most middle finger way possible.

JK Rowling is now complaining about International Asexual Awareness Day...for some reason. A reply-guy said, "where does it end" and Rowling said that not every interest or facet of humanity needs its own day. International Harry Potter Day is May 2nd.

The more I read the news, the happier I am that we went to Austria six months before COVID.

By the way, I'll reply to a lot of political posts but I'm not going to post on the matter myself cause it's just kind of a headache. I'm just going to post about my completely break-even poker exploits.

I'm not gonna lie. I kinda love it when my poker opponent rage quits during a tournament.

Usually when I'm on a PokerStars Spin n Go, I won't see an Ax for 20+ hands or a pocket pair ever...except when we're heads-up and the other player's disconnected. This time I had AA, JJ twice...in a row...and AJ twice. Which I can't ever get when the other player can actually shove on me.

I'm so exhausted by this site. Earlier, I had them down to 335 chips and put him it at a 85% and also lost. This person should write a goddam thank you note to PokerStars.

PokerStars is like Philly comedy. Even though I didn't do anything to them, they're just going to keep punishing me.

Okay...PokerStars...you really have knock this shit off...

All in preflop. Hey, PokerStars...does this need to happen all the goddam time?

All-in pre-flop QQ vs 85: 85 hits a straight KK vs 77: 77 hits a straight QQ vs Q5: Q5 flop trips Fuck this game sometimes

I really don't know why I'd expect anything different...

Trump's already saying that he could handle the fires in California better than anyone. He knows we've actually seen how he handles a crisis, right? Both national and global? There's a public record and everything and it ain't great.

Breaking news: Remember the guy who brought an assault rifle into Comet Ping Pong #pizzagate? He just got shot dead by cops after he pulled a gun on them.

I wonder what people blaming California wildfires on Democrats had to say about the cold snap in Texas that killed a few hundred people. Wait, nothing? At all? They kept their big effing mouths shut at the time or made nonsense excuses, including literally blaming AOC? Weird!

So, PokerStarsPA changed their Sit n Go's from 6max to 8max, thus increasing first place in the $5 single table tournaments...by forty four cents.

I'm having a tough time finding people that I know that I want to follow. I'm not that interested in following celebrities and I know a lot of people in the comedy community and...well...I wish them well...